today i went to ‘work’ (my parents business - it sells farm supplies) and my dad was talking on the phone to someone about sheep drench, now im guessing the different drenches have codes or something but anyway, my dad was on the phone and he said, “yes, we have the d” and i just spat everywhere and couldnt stop laughing, he kept saying 'the d’, “when would you like the d” etc. i actually couldnt help myself but omg