cw are trying to kill me

okay no but listen…. mon-el kind of has to die?? he has served no other purpose this season except to prop up Rhea’s super villain story line. no other character has benefited from him being around (i would actually argue they’ve all been negatively affected by him being around). his character will be fucking useless going into the next season, there is no reason to keep him. Winn, James, Alex, Maggie, J’onn, Lena, Cat, all of them still serve or at least have the capability or serving a purpose to the story line, and Mon-el is just completely pointless after Rhea is defeated… Plus, if you REALLY wanted to go there, then when you think about them trying to cause pain to Kara by killing off a character, the most pain comes by the boyfriend dying so… 

tl;dr: mon-el is dying tomorrow, Monday 22nd May 8/7c on the CW and you cannot tell me otherwise.

Stabby starters
  1. “No. You buried your knife in my stomach, which means it’s mine now.”
  2. “I really didn’t want to have to hurt you.”
  3. “Next time I won’t miss on purpose, so choose your words carefully.”
  4. “Did I not warn you to never cross me again?”
  5. “You’re the one with a blade at my throat, so obviously you’re upset.”
  6. “I get that you’re angry, but is it really necessary to bring weapons into this?”
  7. “That could have killed me!”
  8. “If I wanted you dead, this room would be a lot quieter.”
  9. “I’m not trying to kill you, I just wanted to get your attention.”
  10. “It’s kinda hard to concentrate when you can slice open my stomach at any second.”
  11. “Please don’t stab me with that thing; I’ll get tetanus if I survive!”
  12. “I’ll drop the weapon if you drop the phone.”
  13. “Is-is that a real sword? Do you even know how to use it?”
  14. “If I get nervous I start stabbing things, so no sudden movements, please.”
  15. “Yes, I know how to use this, so I’d be a lot more polite if I were you.”
  16. “So this is why you’re not allowed near sharp pointy objects.”
  17. “I’m supposed to be afraid of a bread knife? It’s not even that sharp!”
  18. “You have about a minute to convince me not to bury this in your heart.”
  19. “I’m the one with the knife, which means I’m the one who gets to ask the questions.”
  20. “That’s not a toy, put it down!”

anonymous asked:

Hey April! You're are always so critical, and I love your opinions and how sure you are when you're talking about it. So I was wondering, why do you ship Bellarke? I would love to read your reasons.

Why do I ship Bellarke? The basic reason:

The show wants me to. They’ve been setting up the story of Bellarke (both as individuals and as a couple) since the first Season. 

The more complicated reason:

I very rarely see a relationship on TV (and especially the CW) as carefully crafted as Bellarke has been. It’s enemies to friends to lovers done right. Bellamy and Clarke began as antagonists in a world that was trying to kill them all and struggled to overcome the inherent class differences (which is why Clarke has problematic white savior tendencies, btw) in order to create a co-leadership dynamic that was so great to look at. 

By the time the Season 1 finale rolled around, we had two individuals who didn’t just need what the other offered (Bellamy brought heart to the table, while Clarke brought logic) they wanted it and recognized that together their potential for leadership was so much greater than individually. This is the Season where Need and Trust are established in their relationship.

In Season 2, we spend the first half watching them literally fight to get back to one another? And when they are reunited? It’s explosive. Then we watch them go on their separate journeys over the rest of the Season, both struggling to find a balance inside themselves (and both failing). Without each other, both lose help and both find that their leadership is just not as effective. This is the Season where Love is established (definitively on Clarke’s part) in their relationship.

Season 3 was rough for us, I’ll give you that. Our ship spent the first half of the Season seemingly on opposite sides (I say seemingly because when push came to shove, they were both doing what they thought was necessary to save their people) of a war. They’d both found love with other individuals (Gina and L/xa) and both were happy with those two, even if just for a moment. 

However, I’d argue that both Gina and L/xa represent the same thing for Bellamy and Clarke. A love that was true and real, absolutely, but that was also an escape. Neither Clarke or Bellamy were their true selves when they were with L/xa and Gina. Both refused outright to discuss their trauma with their love interests (also of note-L/xa’s refusal to discuss parts of her own past with Clarke), both love interests existed in a world apart from the horrors that Bellamy and Clarke were dealing with on an every day basis (Bellamy about Gina- “Gina was real.”, Clarke about L/xa- “L/xa was special.”) and both love interests were murdered (notably wounded in almost the exact same ironic way-Gina, an Arkadian (technologically advanced), killed by stab wound to the abdomen, L/xa, a Grounder (technology resistant), killed by a gunshot wound to the abdomen).

With each other however, Bellamy and Clarke don’t have to put up a front. They’ve witnessed the trauma the other has suffered and in most cases, have been a participant (Charlotte, the Ring of Fire, The Mt. Weather Irradiation, etc). They are the only two people in their world who truly know the weight of the actions they’ve committed because they’ve committed them together. It’s why Clarke felt confident she could leave Bellamy at the end of Season 2, it’s why Bellamy felt comfortable opening up to Clarke in 108, it’s why they had that “moment” in 403, it’s why their leadership (and their relationship) is front and center in Season 4. 

Clarke and Bellamy can only be real, can only be their true, vulnerable selves, can only show how broken they are with each other. Without each other, they falter, just look at 404. Look at Bellamy, who is telling Kane that he is hopeless and compare that to the Bellamy of 403, who tells Clarke he has hope because they’re still breathing. Look at Clarke, who in Episodes 401-3 was been able to present a strong front to the public (even if she’s unsure in private) and compare that to the Clarke of 404 who is visibly worried, who doesn’t know how to fix the anger of the mob, who has to be saved by Jaha. 

I love Bellamy and Clarke because they are complete with each other in a way they’ve never been with anyone else. I just….love them.

I Wasn’t Lying

Word Count: 1786

    A/N: This was another requested fic, so I hope you enjoy! Its kinda angsty, lol I’m trying to write more angst because everything I write is FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF! There’s nothing wrong with that though, I mean everyone needs to swoon and feel butterflies in their stomachs at least once in their day so whatever. Also i cant fucking wait for episode 12, send help! Much love!

Originally posted by quinnsfabrey

MasterList 

  “You’re killing me with the suspense, just tell me, who do you like?” Veronica begged, and Betty giggled, sitting more comfortably on the bed. Y/N grabbed Bettys leg and shook it slightly, as to silently beg Betty to just spill the beans already.

    “You guys are so impatient.” She teased, and the two girls rolled their eyes, laughing slightly.

    “Well we want to know! My bad.” Y/N joked, and Betty finally gave in.

    “Okay, okay! I’ll tell you two.” She said, and the girls bounced with joy and anticipation. “You know how I still have feelings for Archie, I don’t think I’ll ever get rid of them, unfortunately.” She started, and the two girls nodded. “But I also have new feelings for Jughead.” She said smiling. Veronica and Betty squealed, Veronica grabbing her hands, but Y/N just sat there awkwardly. She had been dating Jughead for about six months now, but nobody in the group knew. They decided it would be best to keep it a secret from them for awhile, they weren’t on a need to know basis and they would just freak out over the whole thing. For the longest time, the whole group knew that the two were practically smitten for each other, and they all shipped them hardcore, so finally, one night Jughead got tired of hiding his feelings. One night almost 6 months ago, Archie, Betty, Veronica and Kevin had left Pops after relentlessly asking if the two were together, Jughead grabbed Y/N by the face and kissed her. Thus, their relationship blossomed, and it had been the best 6 months of her life.

    “Y/N!” Betty called, and Y/N snapped out of her trance.

    “Sorry, what?” she shook her head slightly and looked over to the two girls.

    “Are you okay?” Veronica asked. “You look upset.” Y/N gave the best fake laugh she could and smiled big.

   "I’m good.“ She said, and the two girls nodded.

    "Anyways, you know how Jughead and I have been spending a lot of time together? I guess that’s when I started having feelings for him. I first noticed I felt differently about him when we were working together on the Blue and Golds Newspaper. I was having a hard time writing an article on the newest developments on the Jason Blossom case and he saw I was struggling, so he came and sat by me, reading what I wrote. He was sitting so close guys, so close! He took the laptop from me for a second and he edited my article a bit, and when he pushed it back to me our hands brushed. I looked up at him and smiled and he smiled back, and just looking in his eyes and seeing his beautiful smile-ugh! I practically melted, and I felt the butterflies in my stomach.” Betty gushed, earning more squeals from Veronica.

    “That’s so cute!” Veronica exclaimed, and Y/N continued to just sit. “Do you guys do cute things at all?”

    “Last week, we were both stuffed in that stupid office for what felt like forever, so he closed my laptop and shoved it in my bag. He took me to Pops and bought me a milkshake, and we just talked for what felt like hours until he realized he had to leave. He had to help a friend with a project or something.” Y/Ns eyes widened, realizing Betty was talking about her.

    Last week she needed his help with an English project, and he had promised to lend a hand. She waited two hours at her house for him, calling and texting but she didn’t get an answer. When he finally showed up, he said he had lost track of time at Pops with a friend but it was too late, she had already finished it. Jealousy bubbled up in her stomach, but she did her best to push it down.

    “Oh my god, you guys went out on a date?” Veronica asked, excitedly and Betty shook her head.

    “No, I don’t think it was a date, unfortunately. You have to be an official ‘thing’ for it to be a date, but it was so nice.” She swooned, and Y/N couldn’t help as she let out a huff. Betty turned to her and looked at her confused. “Are you okay Y/N?” she asked, and Y/N looked down at the sheets, playing with them in her hands. She didn’t know how to handle this situation, she didn’t want to come across as jealous although she had a valid reason to be, because that would make Betty upset. But she also didn’t want to out her and Jugheads relationship, it had been nice not having anyone know except for the two of them. Their own private, secret thing.

    “I’m fine.” Y/N mumbled, and Veronicas eyes widened.

    “Oh my god, this isn’t making you upset because you also like Jughead, is it?” she asked, and Y/N tensed. Bettys face fell at the realization, she had totally forgotten how smitten Y/N was for the boy.

    “I’m so sorry Y/N. I didn’t mean to brag.” Betty said quickly, and Y/N scoffed to herself, but it didn’t go unnoticed by the two other girls in the room. They gave each other a confused look.

    “I’m not jealous, Betty.” Y/N said as kindly as she could, and Betty shook her head.

    “Well then, do I have your blessing to go for it?” she asked, and Y/Ns eyes widened and she stood from the bed.

    “I-I don’t know Betty.” she stuttered, internally kicking herself for being too chicken to come right out and say no.

    “Oh come on Y/N, just because you don’t have much of a chance with him doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for Betty.” Veronica said somewhat bitterly, and Y/Ns eyes widened and her jaw dropped.

    “Veronica!” Betty exclaimed, looking over to the raven-haired girl and hitting her lightly on the arm.

    “What? She’s being jealous over the fact that Jughead likes you and not her, and she’s being difficult and not giving you her blessing. She should be happy for you, and grateful that you even asked for it at all.” Veronica stated bluntly, and Betty hung her head low.

    “It would have been nice for you to be happy for me.” Betty said quietly, and Y/N finally unfroze.

    “I can’t be happy for someone who is trying to go after my boyfriend.” Y/N scoffed, earning looks of disbelief from the two girls.

    “You’re dating Jughead?” Veronica asked, and Y/N nodded her head proudly, smiling to herself. “uh huh, sure. And why didn’t we know this before?”

    “We wanted to keep it a secret.” Y/N said, and the two girls slowly nodded their heads.

    “How do I know you aren’t just saying that so I’ll back off?” Betty asked unsurely. “I mean, we’re your best friends, you would have told us. And you two don’t ever act like a couple.”

    “Two awkward crush-smitten people who are too scared to tell each other maybe, but not like an actual couple.” Veronica added. Y/N stood from the bed and stared at the two girls in shock.

    “Are you calling me a liar?” she shot, and the two girls sunk low on the bed, looking at each other and then back at Y/N. Neither of them answered, and she rolled her eyes and pulled out her phone, ringing for Jughead and putting it on speaker.

    “Hey princess, how are you?” Jugheads voice called from the other side of the phone, and Y/N smiled at his voice.

    “Hey Jug, I’m fine. How are you?” she asked.

    “I’m okay. Why fine though, you never say fine unless your pissed off, and I know I haven’t done anything… have I?” he asked, earning a giggle from Y/N.

    “Like I said, its all fine. Anyways, our 6 month anniversary is coming up and I wanted to know what movie you wanted to go see, I’m buying the tickets.” She said, smiling over to the girls and winking.

    “Our 6 month anniversary is coming up, isn’t it? Hmm, I’ll let you decide, but I’m taking you to Pops after, I’ve got a surprise.” Y/N smiled even bigger and smugly at the two girls, but it faded as she saw Bettys face fall. She immediately felt like the biggest bitch to ever live, and that was saying something because Cheryl Blossom existed, granted that Cheryl has excuses to be a bitch but whatever.

    “Uh, um yeah. I’ll get those and I’ll call you back, okay?” she stuttered.

    “Okay. Y/N are you sure you’re okay? You don’t sound like it.” He asked again.

    “Yeah, I’ll talk to you later Juggie.”

    “Alright.” He said, but anyone could tell he was skeptical. “I’ll talk to you later princess.”

    “Bye babe.” She said, ending the call. A tear rolled down Bettys face and Y/N quickly made her way over to the blonde, pulling her into a hug.

    “I’m sorry for doubting you.” Betty said, and Y/N shook her head.

    “Don’t be, I’m sorry for not telling you earlier. I was a bitch about the whole thing too, I guess I could have handled it better.” Y/N admitted, and Betty chuckled slightly in Y/Ns arms.

    “I agree.” She giggled, and Y/N and Veronica laughed.

    “You were a major bitch.” Veronica said, making the three of them laugh even harder.

    “Just doing what I do best.” Y/N said, flipping her hair in a very dramatic way, and rolling her eyes. The two others nodded their heads, their giggling residing.

    “Betty, you will find someone soon who isn’t taken, or Riverdales very own Troy Bolton, and when that time comes, I bet you’ll be so happy. I have no doubt in my mind that whoever takes you to be their girlfriend will be the luckiest boy-or girl to ever walk on this earth.” Y/N said, and Betty smiled.

    “Got anyone in mind?” she asked playfully, and Y/N smirked.

    “Yeah, Veronica.” Y/N said, and Veronica and Betty tensed up. “You two gave me shit about the flirting I do with Jughead, but you should see you two, its nauseating.” Y/N teased. Betty and Veronica looked at each other and laughed nervously, and Y/N caught on.

    “Oh my god, are you two actually crushing on each other, because I was just joking!” Y/N exclaimed, and the two girls shrugged it off.

    “Anyways ladies, what are we going to do now? Movies or manis?” Veronica asked, and Y/N rolled her eyes at her friend trying to change the subject.

    “Manis.” Betty said, and Y/N nodded her head.

    “Manis I guess.” She said, and the three of them picked out colours, starting to paint their nails, and they enjoyed the rest of their night.

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His Girl - Part 3 ✘ Sebastian Smythe Imagine ✘

✘ A/N: I saw that A LOT of people weren’t seeing this, so I’ll repost it today and post the part 4 tomorrow!

I HAD SO MUCH FUN WHILE I WAS WRITING HIS PERFORMANCE!

Hope you guys like it  

AAAAAAAA, THE SONG’S NAME IS ‘’IF IT KILLS ME’’.

Thanks @lyss-91 for beta

Part 4 is the last one, guys :/

✘ Summary: Sebastian sees his ex girlfriend (the person he’s still in love with, by the way) dating a New Directions’s guy, Sam Evans. Of course, Sebastian is going to get his girl back, after all, she’s his girl. She always was and always will be. And he’s hers. Which doesn’t mean they’ll be back at the first look.

Originally posted by in-fandom-wonderland

Thinking about stupid you could be, you walked into Dalton Academy. You knew you should not be here, but you just couldn’t say no or resist it.

After you didn’t respond to Sebastian’s last message, he sent you a text in the next morning, calling you to see him and the Warblers rehearse, even quoting the word friend with an emoji rolling their eyes at the end. You loved listening to Sebastian sing and, to be honest with yourself, you were already missing him. The moment between the two of you last night only intensified the feeling that had never left your soul. But unfortunately, you knew you could not do anything about it.

But, hey, what was the bad thing about watching him sing?

No harm, right?

As soon as you entered their training room, the Warblers were already beginning to do the back-up. Sebastian smiled at you and you smiled back, sitting in one of the chairs. A few seconds later, he began to sing.

Hello, tell me you know

Yeah, you figured me out

Something gave it away

It would be such a beautiful moment

To see the look on your face

To know that I know that you know now

You blushed, the beginning of the song reminding you of last night. Sebastian smirked at your reaction and you mentally cursed him, of course he had planned it.

And baby that’s a case of my wishful thinking

You know nothing

Cause you and I

Why, we go carrying on for hours, on and

We get along much better

Than you and your boyfriend

Sebastian rolled his eyes at the verse that he had just sang.

Well all I really wanna do is love you

He approached you, looking into your eyes, as if you were the only person in the room, no matter how clichéd it sounded. Sebastian smiled brightly, something rare since he normally smiled cocky, ironic and/or convinced.

A kind much closer than friends use

But I still can’t say it after all we’ve been through

Then you knew that it wasn’t just about the moment in the last night, but about the things you both have been through.

And all I really want from you is to feel me

As the feeling inside keeps building

All of the Warblers started to sing:

And I will find a way to you if it kills me

If it kills me

Sebastian placed his hands on her heart, moving his legs as the Warbles began to dance in tune behind him. He spun around and walked back, joining his companions in the dance.

The Warbler Capitan started to sing a solo, his eyes locked on you.

How long, can I go on like this

Wishing to kiss you

He looked at your lips and licked his as you bit your own lower lip.

Before I rightly explode?

Well this double life I lead isn’t healthy for me

Sebastian moved his fingers in a ‘’no’’ and pouted, making you giggle.

In fact it makes me nervous

If I get caught I could be risking it all

Baby there’s a lot that I miss

In case I’m wrong

Again, the Warblers started to sing, but Sebastian didn’t, he just approached you.

Well all I really wanna do is love you

A kind much closer than friends use

But I still can’t say it after all we’ve been through

And all I really want from you is to feel me

As the feeling inside keeps building

And I will find a way to you if it kills me

If It kills me

If it kills me

This time, the French boy sang alone while the Warblers danced and made backup vocals.

If I should be so bold

Jett, one of the Warblers, jumped back, spinning his body. You smiled impressed, but then Sebastian’s hands holding yours turned your attention to him.

I’d ask you to hold my heart in your hand

Seb smirked and put your hand on his chest, your reflex and ‘’no-thinking-mode’’ made you caress his chest, and his smile grew bigger and truly, no smirking needed right now.

Tell you from the start how I’ve longed to be your man

But I never said I would

I guess I’m gonna miss my chance again

The Warblers, including Sebastian sang

All I really wanna do is love you

A kind much closer than friends use

But I still can’t say it after all we’ve been through

And all I really want from you is to feel me

As the feeling inside keeps building

And I will find a way to you if it kills me

If it kills me

If it kills me

It was kind of hard to say if Sebastian was singing or talking:

I think it might kill me

Sebastian smirked and looked at you, now singing his solo.

And all I really wanna do is to feel you

As the feeling inside keeps building

And I will find a way to you if it kills me

If it kills me

It might kill me

At the end, all the Warblers, except Seb, fell to the ground as if they had died. You got up from the chair, but before you could say anything, the New Directions suddenly appeared in the room.

“Stay away from (Y/N), you evil seed!” Santana was the first to speak, Rachel hurrying to her side with Tina.

“Sha-queer-a, how are you? Visiting your relatives in prison a lot?”

“And you, CW hair? Blinding too much people?” She snapped. “Or just trying to get information from new members from New Directions?’’

"We’re getting (Y/N) out of here, and you better not get near her again,” Quinn said, almost like a threat. “Come on, Santana.”

“Like (Y/N) was a property of you, idiots. Why won’t you’all go take a shave? You love it. And take care of your pet trout, because your only talented member can choose whatever she wants. And we know what she’ll choose.” Sebastian smirked and looked at you, his stance convinced showing that he knew exactly what was going on in your head.

‘’What are you talking about, Sebastian?’’ Blaine asked confused, but the New Directions didn’t really pay attention at what Sebastian had just said, he was just a ass who’d say anything to affect they, right?

“She’s going to choose to stay with her boyfriend and her friends, not with a person as low as you.” Kurt smiled wryly at Sebastian, which made him roll his eyes.

“Barbie boy, you get more annoying every time I see you. How is it possible?”

‘’Fine, enough. How did you find me here?“ You looked at Blaine. ’’Blaine…’’

’‘I’m sorry, okay? But you asked me how to get here and I told Kurt, and one thing led to another. I’m really sorry, (Y/N). But I really think we should leave.”

“Apparently, Sebastian has a crush on stealing taken people, and I thought he was just a danger to gays.” Kurt muttered to Rachel, but the rest of you heard. You coughed uncomfortably, more for the little 'story’ between Sebastian, Blaine and Kurt than anything else.

“Well, dear toothless gay, it’s not like your blonde trout has (Y/N).” He smiled wryly, almost angry that someone thought his (Y/N) was Sam’s, even though he knew she 'technically’ was his girlfriend.

“And who has? You?” Tina said, causing Sebastian to raise an eyebrow and making Quinn roll her eyes at how anti-feminist that could sound, but she know it wasn’t meant to this side. Being someone’s doesn’t mean you’re not yours as well, it’s just a way to talk. Some people like it, and some people don’t.

“The Korean girl speaks, that’s a surprise.” Sebastian said.

“She is my girlfriend, Sebastian. Why do we not sort it out now?” Sam said, approaching Sebastian, indicating that they could fight. You rolled your eyes, that had gone too far, causing the Warblers to approach in defense of their captain.

“Right, this is over. You guys shouldn’t have come after me, this is personal.” The mouth of some of the members opened to reply, but you continued. “I didn’t tell anyone because Sebastian called me, and I decided to come. My decision, he did not force me into anything. And it’s not like I’m an object, I belong to myself and make my own decisions before anything. And no one is going to fight for anyone here, it’s not the 90’s. Let’s go.” You started walking as soon as you finished your speech, not sure what to feel after all this. You gave Sebastian one last look before start walking.

Then, you left.

You left him.

Again.  

One More - Jughead x Veronica

This was requested!
To be honest, I really struggled writing this (as you can tell by its dismal length); we barely get any Jughead/Veronica interaction in the show!
It ended up having more of a friendship vibe but I suppose you can read into it any way you want.
I apologise if it is sub-par. I tried.


“The Blue And Gold seems to be going pretty well,” Veronica remarks idly as she gazes at the stacks of the school paper at their office.

“You and Betty did a good job with the playbook,” Jughead nods, looking slightly impressed, “Breaking and entering huh?”

“No one messes with a Lodge,” she grins, looking victorious.

Keep reading

So I saw a new cardiologist today who was immediately horrified by what the fatphobic one did

He took one look at my file and realized I’d never had high blood pressure, the medicines the other doctor had put me on for my “chronic high blood pressure” put me in the hospital for three days and then in the ER again when he doubled down on them

And it turns out I have POTS. Just like I kept telling the other doctor to investigate because i have orthostatic problems.

I thought I was going to die. The med reactions felt like I was dying, and the other doctor just kept giving me more of them and said that if it didn’t work they’d have to try open heart surgery, but it could kill me.

I THOUGHT I HAD A SUBSTANTIAL CHANCE OF DYING.

And honestly? If I’d’ve stayed on those meds, it might’ve killed me. He was playing games my already-messed up cardiovascular system and could’ve damaged my heart.

I literally could have DIED because of his fatphobia. I thought I was going to. Because he didn’t think he needed to see anything but my weight on my chart.

anonymous asked:

If they try to use Lima leaving to bring Wood back full time, fly me to CW headquarters so I can start swinging

nah lmao killing off their most popular canon ship AND bringing back the most unpopular character would literally end the show right there and then

cw: death, suicide, parents

also though fuck my dad for expecting me to be fine three months after i broke up with a boy i loved and he killed himself???

i told him that instead of berating me over the same issues, he could try being proud of me for going back to the nerd store after bobby died

i said most people wouldn’t go back ever

and you know what that dumb motherfucker said?

he said most people would because there’s no choice, and also he’s had co-workers die and he helped to clean out their desk and kept going to work

and i said, “did you make love to those co-workers?”

and he said no

i told him that no, most people would NOT go back to a minimum-wage retail second job after their romantic partner whom they met there died

like, literally the worst thing that may ever happen to me (please dear god) happened three months ago, and my dad is still starting fights about how i don’t have a driver’s license and am not working on my phd?????

like? i love you purely for old times’ sake because my brain forces me to but thank god you’re in horrible health and mom is in great health!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

#TONY'S CORPORATE BACKGROUND (TM) #FUCKING SHOWS IN HIS STANCE yes i'm listening please elaborate

Confident Business Executive Power Pose my friend

  • head up
  • shoulders back
  • stomach in

and, more interestingly, in tony’s case: as a wannabe entrepreneur going through training and seminars and stuff, i was personally advised that, if i think my hands might betray lack of confidence (trembling, fidddling with shit, excessive face-touching, etc), i should keep them loosely out of sight or try to talk using them, while compromising chest openness as little as possible (ie, don’t fold your arms across your chest) (which, by the way, tony does A LOT throughout all movies, and it’s a huge huge huge hugE defensiveness/insecurity body language tell, but anyway, that’s a whole other post)

(gifset source)

tony seems to be pretty aware that his hands are the achilles’ heel of his Fake Confidence ™, and indeed 

check out that right hand. if you watch it in the movie, you’ll see that he keeps clenching it and unclenching it

the thing with the hands also places tony’s drinking in a very particular place. some alcoholics do develop the compulsion to not only drink (obviously), but also to physically hold a glass when they are feeling pressured, or [whatever emotion that’s associated with the urge to drink]. smokers might develop a similar thing (think about people who hold unlit cigarettes between their fingers even when they’re trying to stop)

(Kill Me, he doesn’t let go even when they’re being attacked. he actually holds on tighter, Kill Me)

also, this stance seems to be particularly prominent in avengers movies, which implies that this is where tony’s felt the most conscious urge to deliberately project confidence

which, you know. clearly means he was feeling insecure as fuck the whole time

anonymous asked:

Do you have any Young Justice fanfic recommendations?

Hey hey hey guess who’s about to drop some YJ fics on everyone??? It’s me, that’s who. Anyways, a good place for YJ content is @youngjusticeweek , a project I did after S3 was announced. I never ended up being able to finish updating the blog because of stuff going down IRL but there’s still a bunch of fics on there :)

A Thousand Days Later (G)

I rec’d this anst-monster earlier but it’s one of my favourite fics of all time so here we go again! Going to put the description of this one in again: It’s been three years. Three years since the North Pole. Three years since Wally vanished. His former teammates, heartbroken by the loss, aggressively pre-empted their mentors to create a new world. A better world. Under their rule, the Earth has no crime, no violence…and no choice. Still, pockets of resistance gather under the surface, waiting to make their move and take back their world. And when Wally returns, thrust into this new and strange world by the energy that should have killed him, how will his presence change every plan laid over the past thousand days? AKA that one time travel fic where Wally doesn’t die and the Team becomes the Justice Lords. 19 chapters, 68936 words.

Young Justice Week 2016 (Series)

This is @thelittleredheadedmusician ‘s fic collection for YJ week. They’re all super good and I love each and every one. 7 Works.

A Year of Happiness (G)

It’s set up to be a bunch of holiday-themed bluepulse oneshots of the first year after Wally is gone. Honestly it’s really cute so far. Unfinished. 1147 words

Perfect Arrangements (T)

Hey look yet another Bluepulse fic. It’s not like I read them constantly or anything. Anyways, I like the description on this one so I’m just going to put that here; It had seemed logical, practical even, for them to become roommates. They were already familiar with the others’ annoying habits, they liked the same snack food, and they were comfortable around each other. It was the perfect arrangement, aside from one minor caveat. Bart fell in love. 4689 words

So You’re Like My Ninja Girlfriend? (T)

Slowly sliding in here with some spitfire because I love those nerds. Anyways, it’s a highschool AU but Artemis is an assassin and she’s supposed to kill Wally and MAN my emotions. Unfinished. 2 chapters. 7012 words

Target Aquired (G)

AND MORE BLUEPULSE! Anyways, this is a short and lowkey fluffy bluepulse fic bout their first kiss. 301 words

Busted (G)

Cough more bluepulse cough. Bart keeps trying to break into peoples rooms in search of chicken whizees and makes Jaime play lookout. 566 words

Gravity, Release Me (T)

I am just going to shut up about the fact that this is bluepulse and supply you with a summary. Okay so this is supposed to be the first part in a CW-verse YJ AU (there aren’t other parts yet or I’d link the series) that happens to be ridiculously cute. Takes place the first night back after they save the world. 1739 words.

Someone’s Gotta Help Me Dig (T)

A Zatanna x Artemis (snaibsel!! woot woot!!) 5 + 1 fic about the girls getting shovel talks. Set after S2 I’m pretty sure. 2883 words

The Team - Group Chat (Series) (G)

Basically Wally starts a team group chat and there’s a bunch of shenanigans. 2 works.

Midway Between The End And The Start (T)

Spitfire and some Dick/Zatanna. A College AU that was kind of inspired by Miraculous Ladybug. Artemis and Zatanna are roomies and so are Dick and Wally. Basically shenanigans both in and out of costumes with Artemis and Wally not knowing the others secret identities. 15439 words


“young justice” fics. lmao my dear anon I think you meant bluepulse. Oops.

Warning for discussion of trauma and abusive relationships and why I don’t like that one popular TAZ ship.  Seriously the thing I discuss is pretty bad, so if you are averse to hearing about violence please don’t read.  I didn’t plan on talking about this but god some posts have been upsetting me lately and tumblr is a place to make bad decisions apparently.

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Scenes that made me cry like a bitch

That 2-second shot of Jaha with Wells in the background

That MOTHERFUCKINGAENKLSEFREYBGU goodbye scene between Bellamy, Jasper and Harper 

I mean “May we meet again.” “No, we won’t” “Whatever the hell you want.” 

ARE THEY ACTUALLY TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!

Raven/Murphy scene made bawl my eyes out cause out of all the people Raven had opened up to, it was Murphy. It also made my heart hurt cause Raven will die alone in space and she fcudbfkhrekuhng aware and her goodbye was so beautiful “Tell them… I floated myself.” 

WHO GAVE THEM THE FUCKING RIGHT?!

AND LASTLY the one that not only made me cry but made me MAD AS SHIT was that 0.000000002 Bellarke scene like OBVS BAITED US 

the betrayal 

obviously that last one was a joke no it wasn’t but it did make me mad how they baited us and we completely fell for it. They better make up for this cause fuck that shit. WE WERE ROBBED A REUNION SCENE OKAY?! 

Hopefully next week would be better and more bellarke please

WE WAITED THIS LONG! DON’T SAY WE DON’T DESERVE IT!