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CVS: *quietly releases gay-inclusive advertisement in effort to rebrand self* 

a straight: OMG I AM SO OUTRAGE!! SO HORRIBLE ANGER AND DISGUST!! IF IT MEANING MAKE 1% OF YOUR CUSTOMERS HAPPY TO LOSE 99% THEN CONGRATULATIONS YOU DID IT I AM NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN AND TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE TO YOUR BIGGEST COMPETITOR WALGRE—

Walgreens