cuz-i-don't-have-a-wig

  • Hi my name is Charles Stuart and I have a long ebony black wig with curls that reaches my mid-back and brown eyes like limpid mud puddles and a lot of people tell me I look like Henrietta Maria (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to Lady Frances Stewart but I wish I was cuz she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a 17th century englishman but my teeth are straight and white. I live in a palace called Whitehall where I reign (I'm 34). I'm a king (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly suits which I invented. I love London and get all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a red coat with 400 buttons on it and a black waistcoat with matching trousers and tight stockings to show off my shapely calves. A lot of Puritans stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.