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Crack Theory on who wins tonight?

It’s the 5th annual B99 Halloween special tonight and I cannot wait. So far Holt, Jake, Gina and Amy have won. Who do you think will end up victorious tonight? My crack theory is Hitchcock and Scully - because you know what? Why the hell not?! If we’re going for shocking twists, those two would fit that bill the most. 

Who do you guys think is going to win?

“So if you hear me talking about Louis Vuitton or the Gucci Group or anything like that. I’m not dissing Louis Vuitton, I’m not dissing the Gucci Group and shit. I’m just saying, don’t discriminate against me, because I’m a black man or because I’m a celebrity, and tell me that I can create, but not feel. Cuz you know damn well there aren’t no black guys or celebrities making no Louis Vuitton nothing. They let Pharrell make those glasses, and we liked them, right? They let me make those shoes, and we liked them right? And they say, ‘No, no, no, n****r. Not no more. That’s too much. That’s too much. No, no, no, no, no, no, n****r not no more. That’s way too much. That’s way too much. Stay in your place. Sit in the front of that show and wear this jacket I made you. Stay in your place. Do what you get paid to do. Stay in your place. Don’t embarrass yourself trying to chase your dreams. Save face. Save face.’ That’s why I got this fucking mask on, cuz I ain’t worried about saving face. Fuck my face!”

- Kanye West, sharing some thoughts onstage at Wireless Festival last night

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The In-Between Years.

[I can’t vouch for the authenticity, but last week I saw chinese translations of some diary entries that Woob wrote online when he was in primary school (maybe he had a minihompy?), so either treat this as fiction or a fragment of his growing pains XD:]

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#1. Title: Seoul Land was so fun ~

Just got back from Seoul Land. It was so much fun. I was too scared to go on some rides, but maknae said let’s do it so I had to and it was scary.
2002 World Cup (this probably refers to a game there) -
Awesome. But scarier second time round. Rong-joon’s smaller so I had to sit in front, it looked scary, but turned out to be loads of fun. I wanted to go on again before leaving but sadly they already shut down for the day.
One thing irked me though. Cho Yoon-jing’s younger sister, Cho Yoon-jung spoke banmal to me, Rong-joon and Jung-min, I really wanted to scold her =.=
It was annoying, Rong-joon gave her a shove and that little whiner started crying. I mean it was lucky that all of us get to take the train together, then this happened, what a bummer. Speaking banmal to your oppas should be punished, just wait and see Cho Yoon-jung.. Cho Yoon-jing needs to discipline her, tsk tsk.
Anyway, would be nice if we can go to Seoul Land again.
Teacher, sorry that we can’t go together this time. Annyeong ~~~~

#2. Title: Teacher! Can we please re-shuffle the groups?

Teacher! We wanna switch Lee x Hyun out to another group. She never pays attention in class, always twiddling her thumbs, never writes anything down, or she just copies other people’s stuff. Also never raises her hand to answer anything. Teacher! You must replace a few people, if not at least do something about it.  Teacher, jebal butagiyeyo..

#3. Title: Teacher, when can we change groups?

Teacher, this is Kim Hyun Joong. What happened to changing our groups? Please do it soon. Choi Duk-gyu causes trouble everyday. It’s all his fault that we got deducted 300 points today. I can’t get the ink off my sweater, I’m so fed up with him. I’m worried cuz I can’t wash off the ink, it’s my favorite sweater, it’s white … Teacher please change our groups quickly, thank you. Just put Choi Duk-gyu in the same group as his friends. Oh right! Teacher, thanks for letting us have 2 PE classes in a row.

#4. Title: For Jong-chan

Jong-chan! This is Hyun Joong. The weather’s very cold today, but still we played football. We lost and our team accused you of being offside, that was unjust and I felt bad, sorry.
I want us to be friends, I know I’m not very good (at football) and not too close to you guys, but I hope we can be good friends. You’re very athletic.    
Jong-chan ah! Let’s not be angry with each other, let’s become those friends who never fight, don’t you want that too? ☆ I think you’re a nice person, what do you think of me? ★ I’ve decided, I’ll become your guardian angel. Why? Cuz I wanna be really really good friends with you ~~~ ★
Jong-chan ah! Do you know how I type these stars? I’ll teach you.

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me: a gazillion #facelpalms