If you wanna imagine what it was like for me to watch ghostbusters, just picture me sweating every time Kate McKinnon (Jillian Holtzmann) was on screen, and me trying to hide it from my mother, who kept commenting on how attractive Chris Hemsworth is. And that just illicited a “heh, yeah…” from me.
Jo: i am SO sick of sniffing and snorting consistantly, so i jammed a wad of kleenex up one nostril so i can breathe without having to monitor snot drippage. i admit to looking like a doofus, but i have relief at last. unless you already practice this, i suggest it by way of saving on kleenex.
Me: You mean like this?
Jo: …not QUITE like that.
Me: What’s that? I can’t hear you.
Me: Were you pointing at something? I can’t really see.
Jo: mrmf mrrmble?
Me: Hang on, I need a tissue. Do you have one? I seem to be out.
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Okay so guys I’ve got this really great headcanon that’s based on my own experiences growing up in youth group.
Cuz like, we used to go to church camp every summer, and every year, without fail, on the last night of camp, the youth group’s “core students” would stand up and promise to be better Christians in the coming school year, and they’d start crying and talking about how much they’d drifted away from God and how it was definitely gonna be different now because this time they were for real.
They would promise that this coming school year they would be on fire for God and reach the whole school and be nicer to everyone, and it was always this really emotional thing and all their friends would be crying and hugging them and making those same commitmentswith them. And then a year later at the next church camp, those same kids were back up there saying the same things.
And like, it was mostly the popular rich kids (or middle class, at least) who did this every year. It was the star athletes, or the pretty girls that everyone liked.
So now I’m imagining Cordelia Chase and her clique all attending First Baptist Sunnydale or something regularly and being super involved in the youth group there (because I straight up knew kids in youth group who were as popular and mean as Cordy), and going to youth camp every year and being the ones who got overly emotional and making all those commitments on the last night of camp.
And then one year, one of the less popular kids who’s sort of on the fringes, both in youth group and at school, decides to invite some people to camp, so he drags Willow and Xander along (“I’m Jewish!” Willow reminds him, but he insists it’ll still be fun. Xander mostly goes to try and meet girls).
So they’re sitting there during group time on the last night of camp, and Cordelia and her clique all stand up and start crying and making promises and spouting off all that stuff they’ve totally said every year prior to this. And Willow and Xander are just sitting there incredulously, exchanging glances like, yeah we know that ain’t happening.
And then when school starts again, every time Cordy is being a bitch to them, Willow and Xander just share this knowing look that can basically be summed up as, so much for church camp.
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but 1________ 2______. I realized this when you were 3__________ with 4_________. I’m sure you’re 5__________ enough to understand that 6_______ 7___________
Your name here
P.S. - 9_________ 10_____________, just thought you should know.
Ok, now that you’ve looked over the base of the letter, answer these questions by putting the answers in the blanks with the corresponding numbers in the letter base.
Post what your letter looks like and let the crack begin!!
1) What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - America
Red - England
White - China
Black - Lithuania
Grey - Greece
Yellow - Turkey
Pink - Sweden
Brown - Poland
Purple - Iceland
No shirt - France
Other - Russia
2) Which is your birth month?
January - and you are getting married
February - fell into a ditch
March - is in love with you
April - is out to get you
May - likes your mom
June - and you are related
July - has a secret obsession over Brad Pitt
August - is really a unicorn
September - loves sniffing sharpies
October - and you are going to be dating
November - is really a leprechaun
December - has frozen to death
3) Which food do you prefer?
Pasta - invading Austria
Burritos - kicking puppies
Ramen - assassinating George Bush
Salad - getting your nails done
Tacos - learning to fly
Candy/chocolate - dancing like mentally challenged squirrels
4) What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Sealand
Red - Finland
Black - Russia
Blue - Latvia
Purple - America
White - Austria
Grey - France
Brown - China
Orange - Korea
Pink - Japan
Barefoot - Rome
Other - Hungary
5) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Lost - High
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat - Shamed
6)What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - Cuba
White - Russia
Grey - Lithuania
Brown - Denmark
Purple - Poland
Red - Sweden
Blue - America
Yellow - England
Orange - France
Pink - Canada
Other/Animal Print - China
7)Your mood right now?
Happy - is about to set your house on fire
Sad - is going to stop at nothing to kill your pet llama
Bored - is planning his revenge on you
Angry - hates your strange cucumber fetish
Depressed - is going to eat your cookies
Excited - is secretly an F.B.I agent
Nervous - snuck cocaine into your backpack this morning
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but England and you are going to be dating. I realized this when you were kicking puppies with Lativa and Japan. I’m sure you’re masochistic enough to understand that America is allergic to your earlobes.
Go drown yourself,
P.S. - France and England think you need help, are out to get you, just thought you should know.
reading a new book that starts with an alchemist-glazier who gives his wife a mirror made with
“-primrose. I’m quite proud of the primrose. That’s where the truth comes from!”
well how do you do, unintentional strange magic reference.
okay tmi but my mom was calling my name for me to go to her, but I was going pee (which I made sure to tell her) and turns out she’s doing the same, so she yells from the other side of the house, from her bathroom “I’m just gonna send you the picture!!”