cuz it's all on his back

I live for the concept of McCree wearing those Southern Girl shirts as a joke. You know the ones, with fifty different fonts in five different colors that say things like “Texas Princess” or “American by Birth, Southern by the Grace of God” or “Relax, Cowboy, I was looking at your gun”. He wears them all as a joke cuz way back in the Blackwatch days, Gabe saw one and commented on how it fit McCree’s ugly ass cowboy aesthetic, and he bought them out of spite. And then it just carried on over the years so now people always try to find the ugliest ones they can to give him for his birthday or at Christmas. Hanzo hates them at first but gets used to it, because it’s funny as fuck and stupid and he’ll be damned if Jesse doesn’t actually fit them in a terrible way. Eventually Jesse buys him one (its a tank top that says “I don’t wear bows, I shoot them” and Hanzo hates it but loves it at the same time and wears it to bed each night.

Why is everybody leaving Seth? :(

There’s rumors floating around that Roman and The New Day might be heading over to team blue…


some of my favorite pics of lee donghyuck

author’s note: this pic set includes:

cute hyuck, candid hyuck, rude hyuck, boyfriend hyuck and pre-debut hyuck! (plus, captions expressed by yours truly)

// putting this under a “keep reading” bcuz its hella long srz no I’m not lmao //

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anonymous asked:

Okay okay but like imagine inej comes back after being gone for a while catching slavers and stuff and then kaz is at the docks waiting for her and he's like I need ur help for a heist and she's kinda disappointed cuz she thought he'd be more kaz than dirty hands towards her when she got back but she's like sure I'll help but really it's all made up and he comes up with this elaborate plan for a heist but it really leads to a spot that has like a date set up or something like that

This is so adorable and all I need in my life. Kaz with a secret romantic side, I’d die. But look since Kaz is an awkward seventeen year old after all—whose most complex con is his own veneer of detachment—I imagine it differently. 

I mean this is the same kid who waited to talk to her because he didn’t know what to say. And then when he finally did he started going over plans they’d already established. The same boy who found her parents but didn’t know how to take her reaction so he started on about if things didn’t go as planned they’d be picking up her corpse instead. 

This boy has no idea what he’s doing when it comes to Inej. So imagine he tells her about a heist but it’s real. Except it’s not complicated and he could’ve done it alone. They’re only breaking into some rich guy’s place. Knowing the homeowner is out of town and there are only two men guarding the front entrance, Kaz anticipates the empty mansion. 

He set this entire thing up because he doesn’t know how to ask her out on a real date.  

While they’re there he starts to uncharacteristically linger. He appraises each piece of art in the extensive collection even though he’s not interested in stealing either of them. He just wants to hear her opinions. And when they get upstairs to rummage through the wife’s jewelry his quick lock pick fingers clasp a bracelet on her wrist while she’s not looking. When she feels the cold links draping her wrist, he walks away as if nothing happened. (Inej decides not to keep it, but doesn’t mean she isn’t flattered)

When she catches up with him she’s still blushing bright red and he’s raiding through their food. This is the most time they’ve ever spent in someone else’s place and it becomes clear to her then he’s after alone time with her, not anything in the house.

They end up sitting across from each other on the marble floor in the kitchen. With only the glow from a small candle, they pass a plate of fancy desserts, catching up on things they’ve missed.

It’s not long before the wife and kids come home and they have to leave. They climb out of a window, stumbling over the box of hibiscus that hung from the ledge. Laughing, they sprint down the street as they dust dirt from their clothes. They run all the way to Wylan’s because that’s where she plans on staying. When they say goodbye and she shifts through her pocket for her spare key, she pulls out a handful of the flowers and gasps. When did he even pick them up? How did he slip them in her pocket?

She watches him walk away, shaking her head. He turns and smirks before disappearing into the billows of smoke. She buries her nose in the flowers to breathe them in, smiling as she pushes into the house.

shameless [ stan uris x reader ]

summary: stan likes to flirt. also, pumpkin heist?

warnings: none my boi

a/n:  this is written for @superwolfiestar ‘s “Beauty and the Beast Halloween prompt challenge”! this is day  22 and prompt pumpkin patch. also, request by anon:  Hi! Could you possibly do a Stan Uris x reader where he starts to shamelessly flirts with the reader when they are alone, and at first she is shocked that quiet Stan is doing that. She then tells the other losers, but they can’t believe it until they catch him doing it. But he doesn’t really mind ‘cause Stan the Man is high key a 1000% savage lol Hope you like the idea :)

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“Did you smile when you recognized my voice just now?”

Confused and even a bit disturbed, you stare into space as your face slowly twists in confusion. You press the bright red telephone to your ear. Behind you, in the living-room, whilst cleaning your mother calls you sweetly and asks who are you talking to. A moment of pure awkward silence passes.

Stan?” You ask; you swear it was his voice, but Stanley Good Boy Uris would never in a million years pull a one-liner on you. That’s Richie’s shtick.

“We’re hanging out tonight, just so you know.”

Beep beep beep. He hung up. Shaken, you slowly put down the telephone. Mixed feelings brew within you: is this a joke? Is Stan okay? Are you okay? Impossible to tell at the moment, but your heart is racing and your cheeks grow feverishly hot. Did he ask you out? No, no way, not Stan Uris. Are the Losers pulling your leg? Possibly. Your birthday is coming up and they always think of something hilarious and equally embarrassing to do on such occasions.

You suppose you’ll have to find out when night falls.

That’s how it had started. A simple telephone call and all went downhill (or uphill, deepening on how one choses to view it) from there. Stan Uris had a knack of catching you in situations where you were alone: after cheerleading practice, shoving your books into your locker, on your way to the girls’ bathroom (That was one time. Coincidentally he had emerged from the boys’ bathroom as you were pulling the handle to girls’ one!). He would wink (yes he would!), call you some sort of made up nickname or just throw you a compliment before disappearing to find Bill. The worst part was, in front of the Losers he was as normal and as sarcastic as he ever was. And Beverly didn’t believe you, either.

“Stan? Really?” She had rolled her eyes with a cheeky smile one time at lunch, “C’mon (Name), at least pick a boy that has actual courage to do that.”

And now here you are. Evening is drawing near and the world paints itself in pretty gold-orange and pink-purple shades. Everything has a strange rosy hue to it, as if someone had taken one of those new age cameras and put a filter on it. It’s also strangely warm, so you lose the scarf and gloves as you hop off your bike along with the two other boys accompanying you. You all stop next to Mr. Feilche’s home. He is an old policeman with a short temper, and currently the only one on the block that is at work and also grows pumpkins in his garden. Halloween is fast approaching and making Jack-O-Lanterns with the Losers has become tradition. Sadly, limited cash supply turns you to crime.

Not like stealing a few pumpkins is all that bad, after all. He has a dozen. You are positive Mr. Feilche won’t even notice.

Taking in a deep breath you stare down the looming house. It seems eerie even, with the curtains drawn and the doors locked and no live being inside. Its paint is already falling and porch lights flicker uneasily in the evening shade. Throwing your bike into nearby bushes - so no one would see it, obviously - you shove your hands into your pockets and look at the boys: Richie follows in your example and lazily drops his bike next to yours, while Stan is careful, setting his and covering it with leaves. Once the boys are done you all share a nod.

“Everyone remember their codenames?” You ask.

“Richie is Eagle 1,” Stan speaks up, “You’re Been there DoneThat, I’m Currently Doing That.”

“Dude, wasn’t (Name) Eagle 2?” Richie inquires. 

Stan shakes his head, “That would imply that she has something to do with you.” Sharing a laugh you shake your head softly before motioning for them to follow.

You, Richie and Stan slowly creep into the back yard, jumping over a short fence and making sure none of the neighbors notice you through the windows. Ben was busy with studies, Mike had expressed no enthusiasm in stealing, Bill and Beverly apologized and said they were planning to go to the movies while Eddie shook his head, nearly violently, and stated that he will never stoop so low and that his mother would kill him if she found out. Richie was in from the get-go. And Stan was the one to invite you.

The pumpkin patch sits silently, one growing bigger than the other, and your eyes glaze over with awe. So orange! So healthy! You haven’t seen such pretty ones in the supermarket and with a wicked grin you glance at the boys.

“Jackpot. Eagle 1 has spotted a goldmine, I repeat, Eagle 1 has spotted a goldmine…” Richie fixes his glasses, rushing to the biggest pumpkin. His fingers dig into its sides and with one swift push upwards he tries to pick it up. You can’t bear to watch his pathetic, though hilarious, attempts, “It’s cool, I don’t need your help, Cerrently Doing That, like at all! You know why—Cuz I’m a real man!” He barely lifts it above ground before dropping it. Losing his balance, Richie stumbles back, “Damn, it’s heavier than Mr. K’s tits.”

You and Stan slowly approach the patch and watch Richie fumble as he picks another, way too heavy, target. You are still unsure why Stan had asked you here. You have noted him go through a change of some sort. Saying and doing things he normally wouldn’t. You can’t help but wonder, and hope, that it’s due to you. You would be lying if you said that you didn’t like Stan – he’s a bit of an asshole, but he’s generally a good and kind person. But he’s safe. If someone had told you that Stan Uris would indulge in theft you would have dismissed that claim immediately.

Yet look at the two of you now. Standing in the shade shoulder to shoulder in pleasant silence with small, dazed smiles gracing each other’s faces and no real sufficient thought in mind. You almost forgot about the reason you even came here and if it wasn’t for Richie’s screaming you porbably would’ve floated away into lalaland. It is getting a bit late and a twinge of worry that the owner will come back soon and give you hell for breaking an entry sparks in your chest. You glance at Stan and then back at Richie, “You think we should go help him?”

“Do we have to?”

You crack a smile, “Well we could just leave him and make a run for it.”

“I think we could still make it in time to see that movie you wanted.”

You gulp. Blink a few times once the cool wind brushes your cheeks, “What?”

Stan finally turns to you, “’Nightmare on Elms Street’, right? You said you wanted to go see it.”

“Oh,” You smile softly, coming to hook your hair behind your ear, “oh, uhm, yes, I did, didn’t I…”

Stan takes your hand and intertwines his fingers with yours, “Don’t worry about having nightmares. Because the only dreams you’ll be having are of me—“

“Holy shit, (Name).” Richie’s voice shakes you, “Beverly told me Stan the Fucking Man was making the moves on you, but I so did not fucking believe her!”


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Got7 in high school

-a freshmen
-friends with everyone
-competitive gamer
-tried to play resident evil but got too scared
-makes a lot of dick jokes
-is probably in VAPA
-suprisingly high grades
-like, top 10% of his class
-makes meme videos
-don’t give bambam the aux cord cuz he’ll blast meme af songs
-“all star” “all u ladies pop ur pussy liek dis” “dab on em”
-spam account for “real hoez only🍆”
-dates another memey person and their relationship is actually real like they stay together throughout hs
-dabs when he gets an answer right
-dabs when he corrects someone
-always dabs

-a freshmen
-new girlfriend every 2-3 weeks
-influenced by the fuckboys in the all male hip hop team
-Bambam’s best friend
-smol but tall
-hella eyecandy but also hella player
-the annoying af classmate that always goes “wait bro what did she just say?” “aye did u do the hw?”
-procrastinates on homework
-people always look for his dancing at pep rallies
-“aye whats ur snapchat?”

-A sophomore
-comes to school in a white T shirt, jeans, and a black jansport backpack
-in ASB
-friends with everyone bc everyone loves him
-president of the eco club or conservation club or smth like that
-class president
-the mediator of his group. everyone tells him the secrets but he doesnt tell bc friENDSHIP
-in show choir or something
-honestly just wants to get his work done
-gets froyo with his friends every friday

-a junior
-#NotMyRodrick #RIPHarambe
-has never had a girlfriend
-#wildin whenever they go to public places
-gets invited to all the parties bc he’s lit af
-gets a lot of recognition for fencing
-has a lot of money
-falls asleep in history class
-too shy to talk to his crush
-sometimes annoys the guys in the hip hop team because he’s extra
-but its also good thats he’s extra cuz he’s the go-to person to help with stuntZ
-has probably gotten high once
-has a family picture on the back of his phone
-friends with everyone

-A Senior
-judges all of the kids in the class who can’t pick up on the lesson right away
-“hey jinyoung do u have an extra pencil?” “did you not bring one? don’t you know we’re in school?”
-sits in the front of the class
-hella smart
-also hella smartass
-doesnt like most of the kids in his class
-doesnt fight / is all talk
-100 done™ with high school
-gets a scholarship for academics and also choir
-always on key in show choir
-talks shit about the people who can’t really sing
-low key fake but not to his friends
-isnt allowed to have a girlfriend but has one anyways
-she’s probably in show choir or in the girls hip hop team or something
-he stalked her social media when he first realized he liked her

-Nice guy with mean friends
-Also a senior
-shy/quiet type in class
-everyone loves watching him dance cuz he’s also in the hip hop team and bro mark tuan dancing at rallies 😩
-friends with his peers
-low key judging some people
-“bro wtf”
-always asking for a pencil
-has nothing in his backpack
-on the basketball team
-never brings food to school
-always asking youngjae or jr for food
-pool parties
-doesn’t do drugs
-asks his best friend to prom anD THEY’RE POPPIN AF
-dynamic duo with Jackson
-says hi to all his friends on the way to class and all the girls hug him as a greeting

-A senior
-also quiet in class but #wildin with friends
-low key has a soundcloud and its bumpin af
-used to have a girlfriend but doesnt want to get into another relationship because he’s still hung up on it
-fights bambam bc bambam always makes memes of him in the group chat
-captain of the boys hip hop team
-taking all AP’s and honors
-will throw hands™
-has probably skipped class a few times
-in the group but never really physically there but no one knows where tf he actually is
-falls asleep in class sometimes but still gets like a 5 on the exams gdi jb how did u do it
-a lot of girls like him but he doesnt really care lol
-goes to prom by himself but ends up meeting another girl there and they hit it off pretty well

I had a thought. Like how JARVIS was made by Tony based on (and in the memory of) his Jarvis, the whole voice, accent, speech and all. And just IMAGINE that F.R.I.D.A.Y was made by Tony in the memory of his Aunt Peggy (And Peggy is Tony’s godmother). So FRIDAY has her voice and all. And FRIDAY is sent online during AOU fight, so ofc no one pays attention to it. But after the whole Ultron thing, when everyone comes back to tower, what would be the reaction of Steve?
I need a fic ASAP. (And full of wholesomeness please)

The Waiting Game

Based on that Tumblr prompt found here. I’m sorry. This is essentially crack. Please don’t hate me.

Tommie Oliver once thought they were a patient person. They’ve dealt with enough bullshit in their life to know when to just take a few deep breaths and bite their tongue, and only seldom do they lay they’re foot down to swing a few punches. You’ve still got to stand up for yourself some of the time, otherwise who will?

“Billy, dude, you’re cheating! Where did you learn all those combos?”

“I figured them out by myself. This one is double jump, left punch, right punch, squat, circle, circle, jump, roll, left, roll, double backflip.”

“…Okay. What comes after ‘left punch’?”

Tommie smiles at the two boys relaxing on their couch, all of their focus dedicated to the game they’re playing on Jason’s Xbox.

Well maybe they can think of a few people who would stand up for them.

Jason reaches over Billy to grab a handful of popcorn, stuffing half of it in his mouth and throwing the other half at Tommie lounging in the recliner. “Dude will you text Kimberly? She was supposed to be here like an hour ago.”

“Didn’t she say she was stopping by Krispy Kreme for a coffee? Maybe it’s busy.”

“It doesn’t take that long to get a coffee Billy.”

“Relax Jase,” Tommie says, pulling their phone out of their pocket and clicking on Kim’s contact. “I’ll text her now. No need to get your jockstrap in a twist.” This earns Tommie another shower of popcorn.

“Yo dude where ya at? Guys are gettin antsy and Jasons being momish again”

“Also if youre still at krispy kreme get me a donut”

“Billy too”

“HEY YOU GUYS!” Billy and Jason groan as Zack throws himself over the back of the couch, kicking Jason’s stomach and elbowing Billy in the thigh. Surprisingly he doesn’t spill a single drop of his soda, which is good because Tommie’s certain their mother would murder them if anyone got a stain on the couch. “What level are you guys on?” He asks, taking a sip of his drink, still casually sprawled out on both the boys’ laps. Jason shoves him off and Zack manages to hold the can upright, even as his face kisses the floor. A scuffle ensues between the two (after Zack puts his drink down) and Jason’s controller gets lost in the cushions.

Billy pauses the game and turns to Tommie. “Has you’re cousin texted you yet?”

Tommie shakes their head. “Not yet.”

“Wait, cousin?” Zack gasps from Jason’s headlock, grinning. “Is this the hot one that lives in Texas?”

“Yes, my hot, very gay, cousin from Texas,” Tommie clarifies, rolling their eyes as Zack shrugs and twists out of Jason’s hold. They settle back into the couch, Zack picking at the popcorn while Jason steals a sip from his soda. “She’s been having troubles with her family since she came out to them, but her parents finally agreed to let her come up to Angel Grove to live with me and my parents for a while. She texted me yesterday when she was at the airport but I think her flight got delayed or something. She’s supposed to text me when she lands in Arcata.”

Just then Tommie’s phone beeps.

Zack laughs. “Speak of the Devil and he shall appear.”

Tommie shakes their head. “Nah it’s just Kim.”

KimPossible: “Sorry, got caught up in somethin”

Tommie frowns a little but before they have a chance to ask where Kim actually is another message comes through from their best friend.

KimPossible: “So I think I’m bi”

Tommie’s eyes widen and their jaw drops a little. “Holy fuck!”

“What? Is it Kim?”

“Uh… yeah. Dudes, she just texted me saying she’s bi.”

Jason jumps up cheering, punching the air a few times before holding out his hand to Zack who grumbles and digs into his wallet, forking over a twenty. Tommie ignores the boys as they start to argue who technically called Kim’s sexuality first and types a message back to Kim.

“DUDE! Fur realzzz?”

“Just like all the sudden right this moment? hell yeah do it!”

“I said I thought she was a lesbian and since lesbians are into women, I was half right so technically I only owe you ten bucks.”

“Zack that’s not how this works.”

“It’s kind of how it works.”

“Actually Zack, bisexuality is being sexually attracted to both genders, female and male, while homosexuality is strictly being sexually attracted to the same sex.”

“Thank-you Billy.”

“Yeah, thanks.”

Tommie’s phone beeps and everyone goes quite, leaning towards Tommie expectantly.

KimPossible: “like as in I was just with a girl and iiii”


“Zack! Language!”


Tommie shushes them and types back, “like WITH a girl or like with a girl and you looked at her and realized wow lets have sex and get married”

It takes a minute. A long, excruciating, bickering-boys filled minute, before Tommie’s phone beeps once more.

KimPossible: “like as in I PRETTY much just had sex with a girl”

For a long minute, no one says anything. They all just stare at one another with their mouths open and catching flies. And suddenly they’re all talking at once.


“She blew us off-”


“Jesus Zack, chill.”

“No! You know what, gimme the phone!”

“Wha- Zack! Hey! No stop!”






“Sorry Kimberly that was Zack. This is Billy. Tommie currently has Zack pinned to the ground.”

“Ouch. That looked painful.”

“Yo Kim its Jazon. Thank you for coming out cuz I won twenty bucks from Za”

“PLe asE”




“Fucking Zack keeps stealing my phone and running away”

“But seriously??? Dude like what!!”




“Hi Kim. It’s Billy again. Jason’s holding Zack hostage in the bathroom. Tommie’s nose is bleeding which is why I’m texting you. Just wondering where you are.”

“Uh oh”

“Zack broke down the door. Tommie’s pissed.”




“Kimberly its Jase. Dude please text back zacks gone nutzo”

“and wed all like details ;)”

“Okay it’s me again. so like whatisgoing on!! please just answere”

“dude don’t make us come over there”

“*sighs* we’ll wait”


“Alrigt done waiting what is the deal whats goinf on I s2g Kimberly”

“why are you doing this to us??”

“Did you fuck your phone into nonexistence”

“did you tumble headfirst into a black hole of bisexuality”

“and if you did can me and Zack join i”


“Well technically Zack’s pan so I gue”



“Fucking zack”


“Oh My God for Fuckks sake KIM”

“Okay you bitch its been almost an hour and we’re all dying what the hell”


“Jason 1 moree, seriously holy shit where did you GO”

“You cant just sAy that and then disappear????”

“Kim these boys are killing me pppuuuleeaseeee!!”

An hour later and they’re all lying on the living room floor. Jason’s got a bag of peas pressed against his left eye and Tommie’s got a wad of toilet paper shoved up their nose. Zack has too many battle wounds to count. He might also be unconscious but the excitement from Kim’s first message has waned and left all of them too drained to check.

“When was the last time you texted her?” Jason whines. Billy walks into the room carrying two zip-lock baggies filled with ice; one he switches out for the peas and the other he lays across Zack’s back. Both boys grumble their thanks.

“Fifteen minutes ago.” They all groan in unison but it’s cut short when Tommie’s pocket dings.

KimPossible: “46 TEXTS”

“Finally! The pillow princess has arisen!”

Tommie rolls their eyes and frantically asks said ‘princess’ where she’s been. “Zack don’t make me pin you again.”

Zack snickers. “You know I don’t think that’s as punishing as you’re hoping for m’lady.”

Another ding. Tommie reads the message before bursting into laughter. Billy asks what she said and Tommie merely holds their phone out for the others to read.

KimPossible: “I was… SHE WAS STILL HERE”

Jason groans again as Zack holds up a finger, face pressed into the carpet, huffing out something that sounds similar to “called it, that bitch”.

“Laughing now cause I was right you were still banging her omg”

KimPossible: “a black hole of bisexuality?! haha”

KimPossible: “yes”

Jason groans again, tossing his ice bag on the coffee table. “Tell her to cart her glowing arse over here so we can tell her how much we hate her right now.”

Tommie salutes him but just as they finish relaying the message, another one comes through.

Baby T: “Hey Cuz! How surprised would you be if I suddenly showed up at your doorstep in the next, say, five seconds?”

Tommie gasps. “No way!” The boys look up at them just as the doorbell rings and Tommie’s sprinting for the front door. And when they open it they squeal. “Trini!”

“Hey!” Trini drops her bag as Tommie pulls her in for a hug, rocking back and forth in place and giggling.

“What the hell dude, I thought you were gonna text me when you got in? And I thought your flight got delayed? Bitch how are you?!”

Trini scoffs, pushing Tommie away to glare at them with mock anger. “Ay, hermana, give me a second to breathe. Geez you’re almost as bad as my mother.”

Tommie winces and tries for an endearing smile. “Sorry. How did that go anyways?”

Trini shrugs, picking imaginary lint off the leather jacket that seems oddly familiar but Tommie doesn’t know why because they’ve never seen Trini wearing it before. But then Trini sighs and says, “Eh, you know how my parents are. Angry they don’t get to control me anymore, but glad I’m out of their life,” and then Tommie’s too focused on wrapping their cousin up in a tight hug.

“Well you’re here now, that’s what matters.”

Someone coughs behind them and Tommie smiles before pulling back. “Oh yeah, my friends are here. They’ve been dying to meet you.” Trini picks up her suitcase and follows Tommie through the doorway into the living room. “Trin, these are the boys: Jason, Zack, and Billy. Boys, this is my cousin Trini.”

Zack jumps up from the floor with newfound energy and vaults over the couch again, bowing before the two of them. “Enchanté mademoiselle Trini,” he says, looking up at her and winking.

Trini’s brow raises. “Yeah that ain’t gonna work on me homeboy.”

“Yes, he knows that but he’s also an idiot so you’ll have to excuse him,” Tommie sighs, shoving past Zack and nearly knocking the lanky boy off balance. “We can throw your stuff upstairs in your new room later. Right now, I wanna know how you’re doing. Why didn’t you text me when you got to Cali?”

“Well you know my flight got delayed yesterday afternoon and we didn’t board until practically three a.m. this morning, so I basically slept the entire plane ride to Arcata. And then I wanted to surprise you so I grabbed a cab and got a ride up to Angel Grove and here I am.”

“So where have you been?” Trini freezes and everyone looks over at Billy who blushes sheepishly. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be nosy.”

Tommie smiles. “That’s okay B. Did you want to ask something?”

Billy fidgets a little in his seat before starting one of his long winded spiels. “Well a flight from Dallas, Texas to Arcata, California, is approximately 1,590 miles—or 2560 kilometers if you prefer metric—and depending on airline, departure time, and air turbulence, the flight time should have been six hours and eighteen minutes—twenty-two to twenty-five if you include actually getting off the plane. And then the ride from Arcata to Angel Grove is approximately seventy miles—one-hundred and twelve in kilometers—and then depending on traffic and the speed of the vehicle you traveled in, it would have been another hour and twenty-nine minutes to Angel Grove from Arcata airport. So combining all those times and estimating your plane left Dallas at four this morning, you should have arrived at Tommie’s house,” Billy pauses to look at his watch and mumbles a few numbers, “three hours, forty-six minutes, and thirteen seconds ago.”

Tommie glances at their cousin, confused yet intrigued. Trini laughs, an awkward sound that comes out pitchy and painful. “Smart one, isn’t he?” She clears her throat and wipes her hands on her jeans. “Well I did get here a few hours ago but I stopped downtown for some food annnd…” she drags out, peeking over at Tommie, “may have shared a coffee with someone.”

Tommie gasps. “Nuh uh! Dude you’re not here a full day and you’re already hooking up with some chick?! Fucking hell dude! Do I know her? Please tell me I don’t know her. What was her name? Ah! It better not have been Samantha Brow, that girl is super trashy. Or was it Eliza Fitzwilliam… wait is she gay? She’s gay right? Oh hell, If you say ‘Amanda Clark’ I might cut a mother-”

There’s a knock before the sound of the front door opening. “Guys?”

It’s Kim.

Tommie’s brow furrows for a second as Jason calls to Kim, watching as Trini’s face tinges red, fiddling with the leather jacket she’s wearing that Tommie knows they’ve seen before but on someone else, someone taller, with shorter hair…

The alarm bells begin to ring along with the sound of Kimberly making her way into the living room, saying, “Okay before anyone says anything, I just want to say-” And it’s like the oxygen gets sucked out of the room and everyone’s holding their breath as Kim notices the girl sitting beside Tommie. The girl currently wearing her leather jacket.

“Hi,” Trini says with a gentle smile.

And Kim laughs a little breathlessly. “H-hi.”

The moment lies on a tipping point, silence encompassing the room as everyone suddenly connects all the dots, and then…


Sf9 Being Jealous When You’re Close To Another Member

Inseong: Isn’t the type to confront or really express major jealousy much on the outside but could be SUPER jealous on the inside. Will constantly look over at you if you were close to zuho or something and his smile will fade just a teeny bit. The type to, if really jealous, will just call you and when you turn, he’ll return you a small smile and say, “come here for a bit I missed u~”

Originally posted by romeot7

Youngbin: If he has a crush, it will probably make him someone that is close to you and be a very brotherly/oppa figure type of guy so if he does get jealous, he will joke around with the other members like moving you to the side away from a member like, “she’s not interested taeyang, stop trying to flirt with her.” Even tho yall know that aint a joke.

Originally posted by sf9fantasy

Jaeyoon: “Um? Don’t touch her too much.” Jaeyoon will bluntly say to any damn member who seems like they’re going over their boundaries. Probably is super obvious about liking you or his ass will make sure it’s clear that he does and would probably make it clear to the other members as well that he does so they know your off limits. “Yah, rowoon, watch it buddy.”

Originally posted by sf9

Rowoon: Would probably be the cuteass type that hovers around you all the time because if he likes you secretly, he will make sure he establishes a good friendship with you that involves alot of skinship and aegyo that people will just often assume that you’re dating. (So basically you’ll be treated like how he treats chani but 2x) Will constantly hug you away from a member or distract you with something and if your too into a member, he’ll probably hook his pinky finger with yours and be like “let’s go get some coffee.”

Originally posted by seokf9

Dawon: Wouldn’t be too obvious like Jaeyoon but will constantly tease you and playfully whine and judge like “why are you so close with many boys???? Stop being too pretty gosh!” And whenever he sees you hanging around a certain member way too much he’ll just be like “Hey! Stop flirting you two!” Would be so ugly like that when instead he knows he should just spend more time with you if he really wants to get things running instead of interrupting and cock blocking every chance he gets.

“Oh I was saying-dawon why you here?”

Originally posted by wildmaknae

Zuho: Probably would just stand there like a robot watching you get close to someone that’s not him and be awfully jealous on the inside, but would talk quietly to that member later and lay his feelings straight with them that he likes you. Would be another oppa figure so if he does everything do you and more, he’s forreal. Would be extra too and start coughing super loud or clearing his throat loud if a member starts to initiate skinship or call that member off to run fakeass chores just cuz thats the zuho way. 

   “Dawon, go buy some milk.”
    “We still have milk..”                                                                                     “Then go get some orange juice.”

Originally posted by yoosunny

Taeyang: The sunshine would highkey become a sunset everytime you are not next to him and having fun with another member. It will show on his face even if you never really noticed, however the other members will. Wont frown or glare but it would be like a poker face sort of thing where it looks like he’s lost in his own little world, sometimes his eyes just fixated on you or the other member until they realized they’re being stared at.

Originally posted by birthdaycakebyrihanna

Hwiyoung: Baby is also a huge diva when it comes to his member, in private he will make it clear to all his members he likes you and to back off from trying to get with u. In public, if it does still happen, he will Look tired and like he’s done and just wants to go home. Perfect moment for the phrase  “I came out here to have a good time and I’m feeling really attacked right now.” Its practically written across his face. Could also lose alot of his confidence cuz he’s a sweetheart and also he’s annoyed cuz he clearly reminded everyone not to try to get with you.

Originally posted by kimyumbin

Chani: smiles and brush it off every-time you get close to another member but once he sees something serious going on between you too, he will go into his other phase and it’s not the super funny extra one, its poker faces robot/done with the day chani. Would also distract that member away from you instead of distracting you from that member cuz he’s an awkward hamster and wouldn’t know how to entertain you anyways and would just get too pressured and turn into an awkward mess.

Originally posted by nugutaegi

I've just thought about this

Ok, so what if Lance didn’t want to go in Garrison?
Like he and his grandpa made a promise when he was just a kid before his abuelo died
So, he goes to garrison and meets Hunk and then Pidge and when he sees them he thinks ‘woah, they’re amazing guys, LET’S PROTECT THEM ALL COAST’ so he puts a lot of effort to being a good friend and pilot and he becomes a fighter pilot (in that he was still in the cargo class) and he feels very proud but , as we know, when he make littles mistakes they always go with “you’re just in the fighter class ‘cuz the best pilot of our generation droped out” and that makes him feel as the worst and start to miss his family MORE ‘cuz “If they say that, then its better to go back home”. Hunk and Pidge always notice that and they try to make Lance feel better (in the night they listen Lance crying and being homesick). Thanks to this, Lance starts to love being a pilot and thanks his abuelo for making with him that promise and still he misses his family but starts to feels comfortable because he feels that Pidge and Hunk are like his family but in garrison.
bUT then happens the voltron thing and the sadness :-) and :-) homesickness :-) strikes :-) again :-).
He tells to Blue every night about his family and his friends in Cuba, his story about how he ended in the garrison and he “secret” (it isn’t, the mice and hunk already know about that) crush on Keith.
Blue always feels happy of having a paladin like Lance who fits perfectly in the role of the blue paladin. But also feels sad because “i dont want you to be sad :‘c you look really good happy :)”
Anyways, the team starts to hang more with eachother except the fact that nobodys ;)))) knows about :)))the depressed Lance :)))
And they start to make him unwanted, not-the team sharpshooter the cargo pilot the comic-relief the paladin that can be replaced easily, in conclusion THE SEVENTH WHEEL.
They fight against Zarkon and Shiro dissapears, they feel worried and sad, Keith becames the black paladin and Lance the red one, and then comes.. Lotor.
So he captures him and uses his weaknesses and breaks points to torture him.
The team (now with Shiro) rescues him, puts him in a pod and waits until he heal.
But, when Lance comes out, the team starts to argue to him, saying that he needs to hear the others and not to be mocking around, and Keith tells him “YOU’RE JUST A CARGO PILOT!” And “ITS ALWAYS YOUR FAULT” aaaaand Lance explodes.
So he tells everything, about the promise, about his crush on Keith, about the seventh wheel and finishes with “I’VE NEVER WANTED TO BE A PILOT I DIDN’T ASK FOR BEING A PALADIN”
All the team shuts in silent, Pidge starts to sob, Hunk is horrified and asks himself “is this the Lance i know?”, Shiro feels guilty for not listening Lance, Allura feels like the worst because she treated Lance like he was nothing, Keith feels super super super confused, angry, sad and happy in the same time and Coran…well, Coran already knew about Lance insecurities and feels bad for not telling the team about the selfless Lance
The Lions are angry (Lance treated them good and he puts to them cool pet-names. Also they heard a lot of Lances confession to Blue and when they heard him sing [yes, Lance can sing] they feel relaxed ) and refused to open to their Paladins.
Reds tells them that they need to fix this but first they need to convince Blue, who is extremaly angry with the team.
Shiro says that maybe Lance needed time to himself and that they will talk to him later.
They didn’t notice that Lance left the castle until dinner time.
They notice that Voltron is not gonna to be Voltron anymore.

I Have a Very Specific Skill Set (Matt Murdock x reader)

Request: Could you please write a Matt Murdock x reader fic where the reader is working with a crime boss to make ends meet and she ends up fighting Matt, who tries to convince her to leave the criminal life. She’s reluctant because it’s hard to find good work with her skill set. Maybe with some flirtatious tension between the two as they fight? :)

“Fog!  I’m gonna run out for coffee!” Matt called across their small shared law office, hurrying towards the door before his partner could object.  The heat from the city streets was filling the room, and the sound of fans that did nothing more than circulate it were drowning out his voice.  He should have known better than for that to be enough to help, because in an office this size, there was no getting away without hassle if Foggy’s bullshit radar had been triggered.

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Braids {Sirius Black x Reader}

Anon requests are a bit slow today so I decided to write down one of my ideas where Sirius is actually great in braiding (cuz I want me a man like dat)




“Hey, Sirius,” (Y/n) smiled at her boyfriend, wrapping her arms around his neck from the back. “Are you ready?”

“Of course, darling. I’ve been waiting for this,” he replied before sitting down on the ground as she climbs up on his back.

It was the end of autumn and the trees had shed all of its red leaves, leaving them in a beautiful pile of orange and yellow shades. The weather was cold and so the two were in their coats and mittens. They were supposed to go to Hogsmeade with their friends but seeing as the castle was deserted, they decided to take advantage of this moment to enjoy the empty castle.

Sirius carried her on his back and walked to the courtyard, gently putting her down on one of the benches.

“So, what do you want to do?” He asked before sitting beside her.

She bit her lip and closed her eyes, trying to seem as though she was thinking very deeply when he surprised her by kissing her cheek softly.

“You are so adorable,” he whispered.

“You’re more adorable!”

“Why, thank you, love.” He said, kissing the top of her head while she chuckled.

“You need to improve on your flirting,” (Y/n) said, facing away from Sirius while he began to comb her hair gently with his fingers. He loved the way it cascades down her back, the way it always smells sweet, and the way it tangles in his fingers. Although there were some days she often complained about her hair, wishing it was just like some one else’s; Sirius loved it the way it was because it made her who she is. He leaned close to her left ear and softly whispered, his breath tickling her neck.

“What do I need it for? I already got the one I want right in front of me.”

(Y/n)’s heart leapt out of her chest at those words. She blushed and pulled her knees to her chest.

“T-That was…”

“What? Too cheesy?”

“It was cute…” She mumbled, a small smile on her lips as Sirius continues to brush her hair.

“Mmm, guess I still got it,” he replied. “Could you give me a hair tie, love?”

(Y/n) pulled out a black hair tie and gave it to Sirius who placed it in his teeth, his fingers twisting small pieces of her hair and braiding them together.

“Do you suppose they’re having fun in Hogsmeade?” (Y/n) asked after a while.

“Why? Do you want to catch up? They’re still daylight, you know.”

“No, just wondering,” she said, “What’re you doing back there?”

Sirius did not reply, intending it to be a surprise but his silence slightly worried (Y/n) so she tried to turn around until she felt him accidentally tug on her hair.


“Don’t move now, love. Just a bit more,” he said and with the hair tie he borrowed, he tied her braid and pulled out his wand, sprinkling small stars on her (h/c) colored hair. He smiled triumphantly and rested her braid on her shoulder.


(Y/n) looked at the intricate braids he did and she had never seen her hair look this beautiful. She watched the stars he placed twinkle into red and gold then white, matching the color of her hair and eyes. It was like a mermaid’s hair, only it was hers. She could almost say Sirius was better than the other girls who would fix their hair in different braids (Y/n) could never master. She had no time. But now it seems like she will attend her classes in style.

She smiled at Sirius and kissed him lightly on the side of his lip before whispering, “You know, I’m starting to think you might have been a girl in your past life.”

“But I’ll still be adorable, won’t I?”

She laughed and nuzzled her nose against his, their foreheads pressed together as they shared another kiss.


Kiss Me Hard Before You Go  - {fave, fave, fave, fave, fAVE, Fake dating au}

Dramatization. Do not try at home.

cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) -  {Chaptered, completed, this is probably one of my favourite taekook fics ngl, fake dating au}

taehyung always has bad ideas. and jeongguk thinks this might be the best.

Our Red Scarf (Keep Me Warm)  - {One-shot, fuckbuddy au, angst, fluff & smut}

Jeongguk is trouble. Taehyung likes trouble a bit more than he probably should.

Just don’t tell Jimin about it.

maps to you  - {One-shot, soulmates au, fluff}

There is a dick on his face. There is a big, bold dick drawn onto his face in black permanent marker, and though Jeongguk scrubs and scrubs and scrubs until his forehead is red, he only succeeds in smudging it around.

He’s going to die. He’s going to die of public humiliation in front of everyone, and then he’s going to come back to life and kill his soulmate, because who the fuck draws a dick on their forehead knowing full well that it’ll show up on someone else, too?

Drive Me Wild  - {One-shot, fluuuufffffff, I love social media aus}

“We should stop because I want to permanently add you to the snapchat story of my life.”


asdfghjkl I literally love all the fics in this rec sO MUCH, especially cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) it’s perfect like I loved reading it.

I can’t belieb its already day 6?? I feel bad??? I have loads left to share???

sigh I might make a yoonmin with side taekook list soon too so look forward to that!

Till tomorrow~

Chapter 863 thoughts

I am yet to confirm some things for what I read in this chapter.

1. Big Mom’s ultimate weakness

So back when I discovered that Big Mom ate the Soul-Soul DF, which is a very dangerous DF that can actually reduce lifespans by taking souls, I had this lingering thought: why the fuck didn’t she take down Roger and her fellow Yonko if she had that powerful ability? 

So I tried reading the WCI all over again and noticed this.

And so I asked myself, “If you didn’t cower, then you probably won’t die or something?” I got so interested with this theory until 863 came to finally give more hints about this thought.

Then it occurred to me that neither Roger nor the members of the Yonko are going to suit this condition: being afraid of death. 

Whitebeard, being known as the Strongest Man in the World, didn’t back down on any fight he’s been, so I think he won’t be afraid of dying. He’s probably more afraid of his family dying if nothing else. Shanks doesn’t seem to be afraid of dying either cuz you know, he’s so badassKaido, like Whitebeard, is acknowledged as the Strongest Creature, so it’s highly unlikely that he’s afraid of death. Roger as well.

I am so proud of Jinbe here tbh.

Here we are. He wasn’t scared at all because he wants to join the Future Pirate King’s crew and its members cannot easily give in to a mere Yonko. good shit dad jinbe.

And look at that, since he wasn’t scared, his soul didn’t come out.

I therefore conclude that, in order to execute her abilities of taking away the life spans of her enemies, she has to assure that her enemies feel fear.

2. Brook is the real MVP

As you can see here, among Luffy’s clones there’s this weird skinny specimen that doesn’t resemble Luffy’s physique at all. I thought it was just poorly drawn but then…


Brook saves the day again. Srsly, he had done a lot for this arc and I’m proud for grandpa. And honestly, the laugh gave it away.

3. Bege

Only he and Law are the only ones I know that made that face without their eyes popping out of their sockets. 


Did any of the Vinsmokes appear on this chapter? I think not. 

Do you think they have a plan too? You know, like a murder plot. Because WHAT KIND OF ASSASSINS ARE THEY IF THEY’RE THE ONLY ONES WITHOUT A MURDER PLOT. Just kidding. They may be in the corner, pretty shookt.


In which Furiosa accidentally rips her only pair of pants on their road trip (like seriously when did that happen?!) and Max is secretly an excellent seamstress.

What did I do wrong? - Chandler Riggs

Okay so this wasn’t asked for. But I’m hecka bored and I have nothing better to do with my life. This is gonna be a little cute.. imagine I guess? Let me know if this is actually something yall wanna see more of :) Ps. Please keep in mind I’m doing this on my phone and not on a computer, and there’s probs gonna be some spelling/grammar errors. * summary * You work on the set of TWD, playing the role of “Olive”, young girl who was found on her own and quickly become friends with Carl. After a unexpected scene, tension grows. While on set, and off (within the fandom) a ship name is made. But for some reason Chandler doesn’t seem to fond of it. ———- “Carl, please. You can’t go out there. Do you have a death wish?” I grab onto his wrist holding him from moving forward. He takes a breath and looks back at me. “I’m sorry. I have to.” He turns again and starts to walk away. My eyes start to water. “Wait!” I blurt out. What am I doing. Chandler turns to me confused. That wasn’t part of my scrip.We both know that.But nothing happens. He keeps his act up and stares at me. I run up to him and take my hands, holding his face. His face goes stiff as he keeps his eyes on me. Why am I doing this? Why is no one stopping me? Why hasn’t anyone yelled cut??? “Please don’t die.” I say. In that moment, without realizing it. I kiss him. He’s taken aback and pulls away after the kiss. “I won’t.” He says finally walking away. The cameras stop, the lights turn off and the entire room is silent. “Wow. That was… wow.” The director walks over clapping. “Just so you know, we’re keeping that in. Was priceless.” He says patting my shoulder. (2 WEEKS LATER) It’s been 2 weeks since I pulled off that kiss in set. Chandler won’t talk to me unless we’re recording, which I don’t understand. What did I do? I get that what I did was unexpected and uncalled for. But there’s no reason to just completely stop talking to me. The ship name “Carlive” took way not to long ago, practically leaving Chandler speechless. “Just go up to talk to him. He must have a valid reason. Ask him.” I was talking to Melissa. She’s always been my on set mom. “Alright. I just really miss him, his smile… laugh. The way he would look me in the eyes every time we would talk.. now he just acts like I’m invisible. Like nothing.” “Sounds like you’ve fallen Y/N” I sigh knowing she’s right. “Yea..” She smiles taking me in for a hug. “I think I saw him over by makeup” she says pulling away. Standing, I wipe off my pants and make my way to Chandler. I spot him sitting on one of the lounge chairs scrolling through his phone. Taking a deep breath I walk up to him. “Chandler.” Nothing. “Chandler?” Not a word. “Chandler. Come on.” Zip zap, bipiddy bap, would look at that. nothing. I sigh and take a seat in front of him. “You know what? I’m really sick your shit. I don’t know why you won’t talk to me, I don’t know what happened between us. You’re treating me like complete shit and I’m really not enjoing it.” I look at him still scrolling through his phone and that’s when I’ve had it. I take his phone out of his hands and shove it in my pocket. He groans and finally for the first time in 2 weeks, looks at me. “Can’t you explain. I just don’t understand Chandler. After what happened you’ve completely shut me out. What did I do!?” He quickly stands looking me dead in the eyes. “You wanna know what you did to me? You wanna know why I don’t talk or even look at you anymore unless I have to? You wanna know why I hate that fucking ship name so much!?” He’s suddenly got me pinned up against the wall his lips by my neck. My breath cuts short and I freeze. “Because you made me love you.” My eyes widen and I feel his lips ever so lightly touch my neck. “You made me love your eyes” kiss. “Your laugh” kiss. “Your lips” He looks me in the eyes placing his forehead on mine, then slowly kisses my lips. “You made me love all of you and the worst part is I’ll never get you… that’s why.” He pulls away and walks back to the rest of the cast. I let out a sigh and slowly slide down to the ground. “What the hell just happened?” —– OKAY SO YEA. idfk if that was any good. Probs not. IN WHICH CASE U SHOULD GO READ @strugglingfairy s STuFf cuz iTs acTuALlY sO gooD. Oh and this whole like… “What did I do wrong” type thing may or may not be very relevant to me rn cUz GUYS ARE CONFUSIBG YEA? anywhooo let me know if you want a part 2 or something? Idk. Kk love u bYe.

Originally posted by aliciasdaryl

anonymous asked:

First time with Tate head cannon or imagine?

Originally posted by creepyrico

im doin headcanons cuz im lazy af

- he’d pop in your room one day

- like really horny

- “can we have sex?””i’m a virgin””cool. I’m not”

- him taking your clothes off slowly

- then his

- he’d lay  you down

- kissing through it all

- “i’m taking your bra off now”

- worshipping each others bodies

- skipping foreplay

- jaw/neck/shoulder/breast kisses

- which are open mouthed

- him stroking your hair

- slowly entering you

-  you screaming bc it hurts

- “i know it hurts, just hold on baby”

- when he moves its better

- clawing his back

- pulling his/your hair

- “Tate i…i’m cumming i think”

- pounding harder

- until both you cum

- him falling next to you with a goofy smile

- naked cuddles

- “best sex ever Y/N”


To Find A Family (DCBB 2015)

Author: linasane (leatherandfeathersandfluff) | Artist: feredir

When Dean’s little brother gets taken away, he’s expecting the fight that ensues.  He’s expecting the stress that comes from separation, expecting to do all he can to get Sammy back from whatever awful foster family he’s been placed with.  He’s not expecting Castiel Novak.

(Castiel, in turn, isn’t expecting his first foster child - five years old and angry - to be the one that leads him to the family he’s always wanted, but life has a funny way of working itself out).

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anonymous asked:

ok its like 1am and ive been watching kpop for like 3 hrs and i just had this idea for this klance au where keith is part of this rly grungy kpop group that lance loves but wont admit bc he said that one thing to pidge the one time about thinking kpop was stupid and then keith ends up going to the same college as the squad and lance is just trying to pretend he hasnt had a crush on keith since the first music video

omg you need to sleep xD

but yes i can dig this even tho i know nothing about kpop~

  • so like lance is keeping up the appearance of not liking kpop, cool, keep lying to yourself lance
  • pidge is lowkey sure that lance has been watching music vids and secretly has a fav but they wont push him on it, let the boy wallow in his own self-judgment
  • when the squad finds out keith goes to their college, lance has an internal freakout and suddenly hes struggling to keep this all under wraps
  • pidge has a couple classes with keith and finds out that hes not nearly as grungy as his kpop group makes him out to be
    • the boy likes his memes and cryptids, let him live
  • hunk has one class with him and finds out that keiths group is still together and that they tour over the summers and are still making music
    • hunk is lowkey awed by how dedicated keith is to his education and his music
  • lance doesnt officially meet keith until pidge drags him out to one of their group study sessions since they have the same courses
  • lance promptly makes a fool of himself the whole time and he excuses himself to go to the bathroom.
    • pidge being the nosey little shit that they are, goes through lances web history and finds all the kpop - specifically keiths
    • some of his views are for his own youtube channel cuz he runs a makeup tutorial channel (which keith follows)
  • when lance comes back looking a little more put together, pidge pipes up “so about that one kpop group”
    • keith and hunk are in on this. and keith thinks its really sweet that lance likes his group that much
  • lance gets into a tizzy and is ready to just leave because hes not going to take harassment like this (its only teasing and he threatens to leave every time it happens)
  • then keith speaks up about loving lances channel and that his tips are really good
  • and the dams open: lance just starts gushing about keiths group and all of the vids. which prompts keith to start gushing about lances channel
  • its your basic gush fest and pidge and hunk are watching like these fools are going to be dating next week
  • and true to form, the next study sesh, keith and lance walk in holding hands