Can u add Kagami, Hanamiya, and Liu to the ask you got awhile back where their s/o or crush is chubby and insecure?
KAGAMI: He’s not the best when it comes to comforting people, but it hurts too much to hear you say that he should be with someone skinnier. “What the hell is that? I decide who I want to be with.” He says, blushing lightly as he looks at you. “I don’t care about that stuff ‘cuz I like you, ok?!”
LIU: He leans down, peering into your face before patting your chubby cheeks affectionately. He touches all the places on your body that you say you hate. “Thou are fine. These parts of you are what make you ____-dono.” He says, smiling and giving a thumbs-up.
HANAMIYA: “What’s that? People call you 'fat’?” He looks unimpressed with the insults. He cracks his knuckles, a crazy grin adorning his face as he looks at his classmates. “If they have a problem with you, they have a problem with me too.” He says, loud enough to everyone to hear.
Based on this post I reblogged about terrible pickup lines:
Do you like flowers? Cuz I wanna fuck your face
do you have a raisin, if not how about a date?
EYYYYYYYY that is good
Did you fart because you blew me away Do you have a map because I’m lost in your eyes Are you tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day I lost my number can I have your’s And that’s about it
These are terribly cheesy. I love them <3
If you were a potato you’d be a good potato
Hey baby let me take you back to my lab and show you the big bang isn’t just a theory.
As a science nerd, I approve this pickup line (Y)
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy 😘
Mmmm too bad I don’t XD
Are you Kaneki? because I could’ve sworn I wanted to eat you when I first saw you.
tHAT IS A GOOD ONE
Hey are you my appendix because I don’t understand you but this weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out..
THIS IS A GOOD ONE TOO
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I’m not sure whether I should laugh or not
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
you smooth fuck
Pickup line: hey what’s red and um *looks at note cards* blue and *shuffles through note cards and drops some* oh man.. You’re just.. Really cute.. *blushes*
would go out on a date with you instantly (I love awkward people cause we can be awkward together)
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
I’m thirsty too
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
This is the second appendix pickup line I’ve seen
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I approve this pickup line
is there a magnet in ur pants?????? cuz im attracted to uR BUNS OF STEEL!!!!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see ;)
Don’t forget about this ten:
Hey you’re pretty and I’m cute, together we’d be pretty cute. *closes door*
Are your clothes on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my place
Nice bum where ya from ;3
I’m from Lisbun ;)
Girl, are you a magnet? Because I’m really attracted to you. ;)
Damn you’re on fire
Aren’t you tired because you have running around my mind all day
Are you a ghoul because you’re tearin’ up my heart. (Do I get bonus points for the TG and N'Sync references? xD)
changingcircumstance asked you:
Inspired by my dash, but I don’t suppose a short fic involving Beca and puppies would work, would it? She could love ‘em, she could be terrified of them, either reaction would work seeing as Chloe would either be greatly amused at either scenario I’d imagine.