Fenris sneeze is a little “meep” sound. It’s the cutest sneeze in the world. When Hawke first hears it, they though it was from Merrill, not the spiky-I’ll-rip-your-heart-out-with-my-teeth- Fenris. But then it happens again and Hawke is like, “holy Andraste, protect this cinnamon roll.”
Headcanons for Naruto, Neji, Lee and Sai for when they sneeze, their s/o tells them that they find it cute?
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Naruto’s, Neji’s, Lee’s, and Sai’s S/O Telling them that their Sneeze is Cute
- Honestly, this poor boy laughs when he hears them
say that it was cute. He doesn’t think he has a cute sneeze at all, and,
instead of weirding him out, it makes him laugh. They assure him that they
weren’t joking, and he’s quickly a blushing mess.
- Tests them between “Sneeze or Not a Sneeze” –
kinda like Sheldon Cooper’s speed round of “Flag or Not a Flag.”
- Begins subconsciously saying “Cute” instead of
“Bless you/Pardon you” if they
sneeze, thus proceeding to “out-sneeze” them, forcing an all out sneezing war. (Annoys
the shit out of Sakura and Kakashi lmfao)
- Poor guy doesn’t know how to react. They
instantly catch him off guard with the statement.
“I said your sneeze was cute”
- Instant blushing mess, but he quickly comes to
- Gets to the point where if he sneezes and they’re
not there to say that it’s cute, he mumbles:
- Honestly, this boy has the cutest sneeze. Even he finds his own sneeze a bit cute. When his
s/o is there, and they call it cute, Lee’s pride kicks in, hands on his hips,
standing up tall and proud, saying:
“I know! I have the cutest sneeze in the world!”
- (Gai in the distance, nodding his head
enthusiastically, going: “Your sneezes are full of youth!!”
- However, if he’s sick, and he sneezes, it’s the least
cute thing in the universe. It gets very gross very quickly.
- His s/o said it once or twice and he still has no
idea what they meant. The next time he sneezes he asks them what they mean:
“Why do you keep saying that? Sneezes aren’t supposed to be cute.”
“True, but yours is. It’s a compliment, Sai.”
“Is it? I didn’t know my sneezes were cute.”
“Well, you’re cute, so your sneezes are going to be cute.”
- He still doesn’t understand, but he loves it. Can’t
wake up at least once hearing them say that his sneeze was cute.
- Lowkey worried that they say that about everyone’s
sneezes, but that worry is quickly swept away when someone like Naruto or Kiba
sneezes as they’re passing and his s/o doesn’t say that it was cute.
Victoria probably has the cutest kitten sneeze in the world, but no one brings it up because she gets really mad and she hates it with every fiber in her body when people comment on it. Every single one of her friends, (and amost everyone in Blackwell) know not to mention it.
One day, though, Max brings it up after Vic sneezes and says how cute it is, and how cute Vic is in general with stuff like that. Victoria, blushing like mad, weakly says “Th-thanks, you’re pretty cute too.”
And when they started going out, whenever Victoria sneezes Max will kiss her quickly and call her a cutie-pie. (If anyone else tries calling Vic cute, though, it’s horrifying)