Summary: Moral of the story? Don’t fuck with Jeon Jungkook or else you’ll end up ruining your perfect attendance to chase his coattails.
Side couples: Suga x Jin (that’s a new one
for me lol)
Length: 47.4k – 20 chapters (on Asian fanfic) (no chaps on ao3)
Warnings: 47.4k WORDS OF PERFECTION AND
WILL HAVE YOU PISSING YOURSELF FROM LAUGHTER. (no warnings)
Review: OH. MY. GOD. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ
THIS PLEASE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ. IT. RIGHT. NOW. Okay. Okay. I’m
calm. This is probably my all-time fave Taekook fic or at least in the top 3. I
stayed up till 3am to finish this amazing piece of perfection.
Okay, I just found two of the CUTEST Ziam short stories I’ve ever come across~ hilarious, refreshing, and with really amusing premises/plot setup! (They’re delightful read even if ziam isn’t your ship! )
I want Cas to become human again for one single reason – so that Dean can get him properly hammered, you know, the old-fashioned human way, without any angel mojo slowing down the process, initiating his ‘buddy’ into the oldest males bonding activity, Dean just wanting to get to know this side of Cas a little better; starting off with beer and then whiskey and tequila when Cas starts to get more talkative, going from bar to bar until they can’t walk straight, let alone pronounce or even remember Cas’ full name. I want them to stumble together inside the Impala, the camera remaining shyly outside and leaving all to the imagination while we can still hear them move awkwardly inside, leather creaking and car swaying a bit, and these two drunk little shits grunting from time to time, with Dean yelling things like ’Cas, you’re all over me, man’, or ’shit, don’t put your hand there’, and maybe after a long pause, one little ’okay, that feels nice’ before the scene’s suddenly cut.