cutest parents ever

I’m gonna try the 30 day OTP drawing challenge for the first time! I probably won’t be able to do it in a month, so it’ll be an ongoing summer project!

Day 1: Steve and Danny Holding Hands ft. their adorable daughter Grace 💕 (click for better resolution!)

Continued from here

@ladylunafreyaoftenebrae 

♛   “Yeah..” Noctis said with a fair amount of uncertainty, confused as to the reason his child continued to cry bloody murder, “I did that patting on his back thing that you do, gave him his pacifier, tried to rock him to sleep, nothing worked…” Why were babies so impossibly demanding? If only he could read minds so he could find out why little Aelius got upset.

He didn’t check the infant’s diaper though; Noctis was still uncomfortable with the whole changing situation and usually ran to Lunafreya for help when the baby’s diaper started to smell. The one time he tried to change his son himself, he ended up being peed on and putting the diaper on backwards.

Leaning against the wall, he watched Luna and their son as she cradled him in her arms, speaking to him softly. Luna’s really good at this, Noctis thought to himself. He smiled and walked closer, taking hold of one of the baby’s tiny pudgy hands, giving it a little kiss. “That’s right. Daddy’s isn’t good at figuring out what’s wrong like mommy is. Cut daddy some slack.” He smirks and gently pinches Aelius’ chubby cheek.

One of the single parent AU prompts really struck me, so here it is!

  • I’m on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did

“Come on, Em, work with me here,” Dean muttered as his two-year-old daughter squirmed on his lap. She whined, and Dean winced apologetically at the bus patrons who shot them annoyed looks.

“It’s just a bit longer, baby girl. It’s okay, shh,” he tried, but Emma wasn’t having it. She fussed and wriggled, her blond pigtails poking up against Dean’s chin. 

Dean sighed. His boss had kept him after work, so he’d arrived late to pick her up from daycare. Since it was almost her nap time, she’d fallen asleep and he’d had to wake her up…which was a nightmare. His little girl hated being woken up. 

Man, she was gonna be a real joy when it was time for her to go to school. Dean was not looking forward to that.

Emma whined again and squirmed so hard that Dean had tighten his grip to keep her on his lap. At that, Emma adopted a new tactic to signal her displeasure - she burst into tears. Dean rocked her desperately, but she just wailed even louder.  

Now the other bus patrons looked really annoyed. 

All except for a man sitting directly across from them. 

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German movies part 2

Hey guys! I noticed how many people on this website are learning German or want to learn it. It is my mother tongue and I love German cinema. We all know that movies help to improve language skills, so I made a list about my favorite German films and some must-sees! I hope you enjoy these films!

  • Türkisch für Anfänger (based on a famous TV series, a German girl, a Turkish boy and his sister and some weird German guy are lost on a deserted island)
  • Der Baader Meinhof Komplex (based on the story of Andreas Baader, Ulrike Meinhof & the RAF)
  • Bibi Blocksberg (kids movie about the most famous German witch)
  • Charlie & Louise - Das doppelte Lottchen (German version of The Parent Trap, cutest ending ever)
  • Mädchen, Mädchen (3 girls that are crazy about having an orgasm, the movie is all about love, sex and orgasms)
  • Wo ist Fred? (a guy fakes being disabled and learns a lot about disabled people)
  • Die Wolke (tragic movie, a girl and her brother are desperately trying to leave the city because of a malfunction in a nuclear power plant, it’s very fxcking sad)
  • Vincent will Meer (moving film about a guy suffering from Tourette syndrom)
  • Freier Fall (a movie about 2 guys falling for each other, one of them has a wife and a child)
  • Rubbeldiekatz (a guy fakes being a woman so he can play in a famous movie - and he falls in love with the main actress)
  • Christiane F. - Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo (y’all know what this about I guess)
  • Feuchtgebiete (THIS MOVIE IS SO GROSS AND NSFW i don’t know any other film that is like this omg)
  • Der Schuh des Manitu (a classic lmao)
  • Barfuss bis zum Hals (literally everyone is naked at some point)
  • Die Apothekerin (about a pharmacist with a messed up life, a lot of ppl will die but believe me, you won’t be sad haha)
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A Date Night SnowBaz fic for the Carry On Countdown


“Dad?” Cherry poked her head around the corner, “could you come say goodnight to me?”

           “Of course, Sweet,” Simon murmured, “we’ll be right there.”  Cherry scurried down the hall, and Simon turned to Baz, who was slotting the disc into the DVD player.  “You coming Love?” he asked.

           “Hang on, this machine is such a piece of garbage,” Baz growled at it, pressing the Open/Close button again and again, scowling when the disc kept reappearing instead of loading.  “Are you sure this isn’t on Netflix?”

           “I’m sure, and we can worry about that later,” Simon coaxed him.

           Baz sighed, giving up.  “Alright, I’m coming.”

           Cherry was already snug under her covers when they got to her room, beaming at them from behind a mound of stuffed animals. Simon tucked her in, Baz kissed her forehead, and after a round of goodnights they flicked off her light switch and marvelled for a moment at the glow-in-the-dark stars all over her ceiling, before Simon and Baz retreated back to the living room.  The disc still sat waiting to be loaded, and Baz shook his head at it.  “How about you give it a try,” he nudged Simon, “I’ll get the popcorn.”

           “Make sure there’s still some left by the time it gets in here,” Simon called after him.  

           “You’re one to talk.”

           Simon smiled to himself, pressing the button on the DVD player and watching as the tray closed – and stayed closed.  He would have to rub that in to Baz later.

           They had just settled down on the couch and hit Play when:

           “DAD!”

           Simon sighed.  “I’ll go check on her,” he told Baz and reluctantly shrugged off his husband’s arms to stand up.  Cherry was still calling for him when he got to her room.  “What is it, Sweet?”

           “I’m thirsty,” she cooed, “can I have a drink of water?”

           Of course Simon knew he ought to tell her to get a drink herself, that he couldn’t always do it for her, that she would have to learn… but he couldn’t.  He could never say no to her.

           “Of course,” he told her instead, “I’ll be right back.”

           “Dad?

           “Yes?”

           “Can I have my purple cup?”

           “Of course you can, Sweet.”  

When Simon got to the kitchen, Baz was already filling the purple cup with cold water from the tap.  “Damn, you’re good,” Simon muttered.

Baz shrugged.  “It wouldn’t be Date Night without being interrupted for a drink of water,” he smiled.  

Simon brought Cherry her drink and, after another goodnight kiss, returned to Baz’s arms.  At long last the movie started, and they settled into each other’s arms. As the movie progressed but the plot didn’t, Baz started pressing soft kisses to the side of Simon’s head.

“This is a shit movie,” Simon mused.

“Which is exactly why you picked it,” Baz smirked.

“You got me,” Simon turned so he was sitting facing Baz. “We wouldn’t want to miss anything important.”

Baz dropped a kiss on Simon’s nose.  “So you chose something with nothing important to miss?”

“That’s the best part of Date Night,” Simon grinned, “not having a clue what the movie was about because we missed the whole thing.”  He kissed Baz’s mouth slowly, tasting traces of buttery popcorn on Baz’s lips.  Baz sighed the same way he always did when they kissed, like he still couldn’t believe how lucky he was.

“We could just cut the movie short, you know,” Baz breathed when they broke apart.

“Oh?” Simon teased, playing along.  “And what would we do instead?”

“Well,” Baz brought his mouth so close to Simon’s that their lips brushed as he spoke, “I can think of a few things.”  His fingers toyed with the hem of Simon’s shirt, letting cool air send shivers over Simon’s skin, though Simon knew it wasn’t the cold alone that was responsible for his reaction.  He snaked a hand under the back of Baz’s shirt, letting his fingers rest in the small of Baz’s back, right where he knew his touch would drive Baz crazy. Baz captured Simon’s bottom lip in response, biting it carefully, trying not to lose himself in the headiness of their embrace.  “Is that a yes?” he mumbled against Simon’s mouth.

Just as Simon was about to answer enthusiastically, a scream tore from Natasha’s bedroom.

They were on their feet instantly, Simon running, Baz stumbling from the sudden wooziness of standing up, plus the leftover wooziness of everything else.  When they reached Natasha’s bedroom, she was sitting up in bed, her knees hugged tight to her chest, sobbing into her arms.

“What happened, Love?” Simon asked urgently, wanting to rush to her and dry her tears.

Natasha looked up at them, her eyes wide and her black hair in a wild mane around her head.  “Nightmare,” she choked out.

They went and sat on her bed, and Natasha leaned her head on Baz’s shoulder.  “What did you dream?” he asked softly.

“Fire,” she whimpered, “fire everywhere.  And you, where I couldn’t reach you.”

“Oh, Love,” Simon wrapped his arms around her, resting his head on her back.  “It was just a dream.”

“Didn’t feel like one,” she mumbled, her speech heavy with sleep. “Everything was so hot and bright.” She looked at Simon.  “All I could see through the flames was you and Papa, but I couldn’t reach you.  I was so scared.”

“Shh,” Baz stroked her hair.  “It’s okay, Little Puff.”  She sobbed again, burying her face in Baz’s shirt.  “You’ll be alright,” he whispered to her, over and over until her breathing steadied.

Once she had calmed down, they each pressed a long kiss to her forehead and said goodnight, leaving her bedroom door open as they left. Natasha had always found comfort in seeing the light from the hallway, in hearing the floors creak as her parents made their way around the house after she was in bed.  Though she normally slept with her door closed these days, Simon and Baz knew to leave it open after a nightmare, and to leave the nightlight in the hallway on, just like they had done when she was little. Natasha was certainly not a little girl anymore, but she didn’t object to being treated like one after waking up from a bad dream.

“It’s late,” Simon whispered to Baz as they tiptoed back down the hall from Natasha’s room.  “Guess that’s the end of Date Night.”

“There’s always next week,” Baz shrugged.

“Yeah,” Simon smirked, “and we’ll be interrupted then, too. We should know better than to try and have alone time when there’s kids in the house.”

“Yeah, but we’ll wish we had less alone time when they’re all grown up,” Baz mused.

Neither of them said anything more as they turned off the TV and cleaned up the popcorn bowls.  Later when they were climbing into bed, Baz chuckled.  “How about next week we skip the movie,” he smirked, “and take it straight to the bedroom?”

“No way,” Simon laughed, “it would be so much worse if we got interrupted here.

“True,” Baz smiled.  “The kids would be scarred for life.”

“On the other hand,” Simon grinned, “they’d probably never try and disturb us again.”

“I wouldn’t be too sure,” Baz kissed Simon’s forehead, “kids have a knack for opening the wrong door at the wrong time.”

“I guess that rules out the closet then.”

Baz laughed, wrapping his arms tight around Simon and settling into his favourite position, the one where his face was buried in Simon’s hair.  Simon kissed Baz’s neck gently.  “Goodnight, Baz,” he whispered.  

“Goodnight, Simon.”

Kaisoo would handsdown be one of the kindest and cutest parents ever. Like i can imagine ksoo not allowing the kid to have candy at night but then nini would tell his babe to watch tv while he sneaks to the child room and lets him eat candy and says, “shush appa will not be very happy with daddy” and gahh imagine the 1st day of school where jongins pretty chill and after they drop of the kid while in the car ksoo bursts out into tears and ninis there comforting him. Omg am i crying??

anonymous asked:

Headcanons about Akira and Makoto being parents, I think they'll be the cutest and best parents ever, Makoto being the perfect mom and Akira being the cool dad, then they tease each other a lot even their child would know.

Of course! I’m gonna give them a son and a daughter for this one if that’s okay!

- Mod Komaeda

Akira x Makoto:

  • Those two were similar in High School. Total brainiac n e r d s.
  • But as parents, they couldn’t be any more different.
  • Makoto had made it clear that she does not want her children eating from the cookie jar after 8pm.
  • But that won’t stop daddy Akira from teaching his kids how to steal
  • Their kids were a natural at thieving snacks from the pantry, they are the offspring of two Phantom Thieves of course.
  • Aside from that, Makoto is always on top of things.
  • Making sure her children went to the safest and best schools, especially for her daughter, as she wanted her to succeed as a woman in the world like she did, as well as Aunty Sae.
  • She also took double measures to make sure she and Akira were safe, too. She wants her children to grow up with their parents around, because despite living with her sister, it wasn’t the same as having two loving parents.
  • Akira too would look out for his children, always asking them if the kids at school were treating them well. Any kid who makes rumors of his beloved Phantom Children were going to have their hearts taken a long talk with the parents.
  • They would always tell stories to their children about the feats of the Phantom Thieves, without revealing their identity of course. That’s another story for when they’re older :^)
  • Least to say the kids ADORE the Phantom Thieves! Bonus points if Morgana is living with them as a domestic house cat.
  • “Alright kiddos, Morgana says that you should probably go to sleep.”
  • Least to say that’s the most effective way to get them to bed.
  • Sometimes they’ll watch Spongebob with Akira, even though Makoto Knows About Those Headcanons From Earlier™
  • And as they chant along with the theme song you can hear Mod Komaeda dying in the distance
Seth Meyers is a gem, and you should all be watching Late Night!

If you like SNL, Weekend Update, and/or Seth Meyers hosting Weekend Update, then you will love watching Late Night with Seth Meyers, and here’s why!:

  1. His entire monologue is basically a solo Weekend Update
  2. His desk bits are hilarious and informative and broken up into 5-12 minute segments that somehow make sense of the news at the same time! (See: A Closer Look, A Couple Things, The Check In)
  3. He’s one of the most inclusive talk show hosts out there! (See: Jokes Seth Can’t Tell & any segment where he lets his writers make fun of him, like Seth’s Affirmations or Joke Bucket)
  4. He actually listens to his guests! He doesn’t talk over them or interrupt them or make the interview about himself! In fact, he even starts nearly every question he asks with “you” because he wants his guest to get all the attention.
  5. He’s super close with his family! He even has them on for every Thanksgiving, and they take over the whole show, and it’s the cutest thing ever. His parents are also frequently in his studio audience. And have I mentioned how adorable his own new little family is? (See: Seth’s Story Time)
  6. He is a huge proponent of “this is not normal” rhetoric. He’s not afraid to take a side and make his politics known. His interview with Kellyanne Conway is amazing, and really shows his skill as a host and interviewer.
  7. He not afraid to make himself look like a goofball and have some fun too! (See: Seth Explains Teen Slang, Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week, Ya Burnt!, Hey!/Really!?!, Back in My Day)

Basically, watch Late Night with Seth Meyer weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC or on his youtube channel!

markhyuck!parent au

requested!! the other nct dream parent au’s should be out at some point im not keeping track of anything lmfao


-AHHHH CUTEST PARENTS EVER 

-they’re kinda bad bUT THEYRE LEARNING 

-they adopt twins (boy and a girl) 

-they just wanted one kid but didn’t have the heart to split them up 

-so they ended up getting two kids!! 

-they’re 5 year olds and registering them for kindergarten was a MESS 

-hyuck asked mark to and being the good husband he is he obliged!!1!1!1!1!1 

-bad choice 

-he doesn’t know how to fill out forms for his life T_T

-hyuck ends up doing all the paperwork while mark takes the kids out for ice cream 

-i feel like mark is the stay at home mom while hyuck works yA FEEL 

-they probably live in a cute lil apartment 

-when the kids won’t stop crying, mark starts crying too and then hyuck has to calm all of them down bYE 

-they have a swear jar im calling it rn 

-hyuck swears too much and mark accidentally blasts songs with swear words in them 

-“daddy what does fuck mean?" 

-"omg where did you hear that maRK LEE LEE MINHYUNG ISTG" 

-"hyuck the kids need to learn who their true leader is" 

-"AND YOU THINK THAT’S KANYE?? BOI IM ABOUT TO WHOOP YOUR ASS" 

-they use the swear jar money to let the kids buy stuff when they take them to convenience stores after school 

-mark’s the dad that sucks at being strict 

-he hates seeing the kids sad so he has hyuck to be strict for him 

-hyuck probably gets jealous about who the kids like better smh 

-they have the CUTEST dressed kids oh my gosh 

-they’re so chill about whatever the kids wanna wear 

-they just take them to the clothing store and let them pick out what they like 

-it’s sososososo cute fml 

-they raise their kids to be really nice and respectful but they also teach them how to roast a bitch lmfaO 

-by the time they’re like 12, they’re like mini sass masters 

-THE DREAM TEAM ARE THEIR UNCLES BYE 

-one of the twins had a crush on one of the dream team omG 

-smh i’ll call the girl eunha and the boy baekhyun but like feel free to name em whatever 

-eunha walked up to mark one day and tugged on his sleeve and was like "dad i have a secret" 

-and mark leANED DOWN SO SHE COULD WHISPER IT INTO HIS EAR AHHHH 

-"i think i love uncle jaeminnie" 

-mark is ready to wHOOP JAEMINS ASS 

-"oh.. haha… that’s so cute awh…" 

-he texts jaemin and it’s just like "YOU BITCH YOU MADE MY DAUGHTER FALL IN LOVE WITH HER NOW YOU GOTTA FAKE MARRY HER" 

-"lol ok omw" 

-"wait no omg i didn’t mean literallY JAEMIN" 

-hyuck lowkey judges eunha’s taste but w/e it’s lowlowlowlowkey cute 

-so now markhyuck’s daughter is not-so-married to jaemin lmAO 

-BAEKHYUN GETS JEALOUS 

-"why does eunha get to marry uncle jaemin?? i wanna marry him!!" 

-so boom jaemin gets double fake married 

-the kids tell mark and hyuck everything 

-they trust them not to get mad at them and stuff so they’re really comfortable with them 

-baekhyun ALWAYSALWAYS LOOKS OUT FOR EUNHA 

-and vice versa!!! 

-one time some mean kids were excluding baekhyun so eunha left her group of friends to play with her brother!! 

-they probably take karate together omg 

-when eunha’s heart gets broken for the first time baekhyun probably threatens to murder them 

-THESE TWO ARE HUGE BOOK NERDS 

-mark probably reads harry potter to them aHHHH 

-eunha’s in ravenclaw and baek’s in gryffindor aWHHHDHSHSJSKS 

-and ofc, mark is a gryffindor too and hyuck’s a slytherin 

-the kids call it a forbidden love smh these nerds 

-when eunha was younger and wanted to mess around with makeup, mark would let her put it on his face omG 

-hyuck comes home and mark just has bright blue eyeshadow on and red ass lips and pink cheeks 

-hyuck leaves imMEDIAETLY LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF 

-baekhyun hates the outside 

-he gets it from hyuck 

-he just likes to stay home and meme all day smh 

-he’s like a mini donghyuck 

-on the other hand, eunha fucking loves sports and running 

-she picks up dancing and baek picks up singing!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!11!1!11!! 

-talented as heck twins smh 

-most supportive parents ever oh my godd 

-they’re so supportive it gets embarrassing 

-"omg dad stop cheering so loud!!" 

-"SHUT UP EUNHA I LOVE YOU" 

-mark had to learn how to cook since hyuck was so busy 

-by ‘cooking’ i mean just microwaving things 

-their kids live off of takeout and microwave dinners istg 

-the only time they eat home cooked meals is hyuck’s days off bYE 

-eunha and baek end up learning how to cook tho so iTS OK 

-christmas is so cute omg 

-they go crazy with decorations and their ornaments are like 50% homemade and ugly 

-they always bake cookies aHHH 

-FAMILY GAME NIGHTS 

-hyuck the type of parent that doesn’t go easy on his kids but mark is the opposite 

-pokemon go family nights where they force baek to go outside bUT ITS OK BC HE LOVES POKEMON 

-they always have juice in the house, no one knows why but they do 

-if someone talks shit about their kids, hyuck will go oFF 

-mark has to do damage control 

-mark won’t like fight them unless it’s something that crosses the line but if you do something like call eunha annoying or smth hyuck will murder you 

-when the twins start dating mark and hyuck have to use everything in themselves to not stalk their significant other these loSERS 

-tl;dr can markhyuck like adopt me rn

“And you know what? Lindsay and I… We made an extra life.”


No, I totally didn’t cry over this announcement, and no I totally haven’t been obsessing over it, unable to stop thinking about how Michael must be scared of losing their baby and how absolutely excited and in love he is with his child already and how Lindsay is so happy and how they are going to be the cutest parents to ever parent and how happy I am to watch them grow over the years.

That would be ridiculous.

anonymous asked:

blueski for the parent meme :)

Cries they’d be the cutest parents ever: 

  • who’s the one to wake up the kids: Riley does! She always really gently nudges them awake and tells them that breakfast is ready. 
  • who makes the breakfast: Will! He says he’s a pro at cooking (he’s okay) and he prides himself on making the toast and eggs and bacon and whatnot for them. Riley will help him if he ever gets too busy working on one thing - she has had to pop in so many times and tell him the toast is burning because Will is so focused on getting the eggs perfect. 
  • who’s the one to cry for everything: Will! There’ll be proud tears streaming out of his face (and he’s definitely recording the moment), while Riley will tear up. 
  • who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: Hmmm I figure Will is the more disciplined one - it’s his cop side coming out - while Riley is more lenient but cautious. 
  • who helps with the science fair: They’re both really involved and will help their kids out if they ask for help. 
  • who does baby talk: Oh my goodness both do; the rest of the cluster tells them to just speak normally and Will and Riley always nod and agree but then they see their babies and boom it’s back to the baby talk. 
  • who wakes up for midnight feedings: Will always does, without fail. He just loves calming the kids down and holding them in his arms and rocking them back to sleep, so he jumps at the chance to do it, even when it’s 3 AM and he’s gotten 2 hours of sleep.
  • who’s the one who always worries: They both definitely worry, but Will is the worrier moreso because he’s lowkey a mother hen (father hen? meh). Riley will usually soothe him and tell him to remember that they taught their kids to be smart and stay out of trouble.
  • who picks up the kids early from school for some fun: Aw these two would definitely plan some family outing and pick their kids up or surprise them with a trip to Disneyland or something the day before a school break. 
  • who’s the competitive parent: Will! It’s really only for sports or club events (their daughter is in debate team and she is SO GOOD okay) but he’ll be lowkey petty and then get over it within 2 minutes and apologize after the event (unless Lito is present, in which case Lito causes Will to be SO passive aggressively apologizing). 
  • who kisses the ouches: Riley does this so often I cannot 
  • who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes:  Oh god Will. Riley is a 50/50; sometimes she’ll fall for it, sometimes not, but Will will always fall for it without fail. 
  • who makes the “dad jokes”: WILL HAS PREPARED HIS ENTIRE LIFE FOR DAD JOKES
  • who embarrassed their kid for fun: Bwahaha Will, but he’s definitely pulled Riley into it sometimes and she’ll be giggling the entire time but do it anyway (they have most definitely danced behind people’s backs at parties while their children try to pretend that it’s not their parents being embarrassing). 
  • who’s the over protective one: Will! He’s still terrified of Whispers and even with that he’s always been cautious, so he tends to be overprotective. 
  • who’s the “take a sweater!” parent: Riley, but lbr that’s also because her entire aesthetic is sweaters.