cutest little shits

anonymous asked:

What if Saruhiko secretly had a pet snake, and one day one of the alphabet boys notice a little head peeking out of his collar, and it turns out Saruhiko walks around with a white corn snake wrapped around his arm. Cue the boys wanting to pet it and Saruhiko being all protective of his precious snake friend. What if Misaki knew?

I forgot I had this ask when I answered the one with the vet!AU a couple weeks back, Fushimi had a precious baby snake there too XD Maybe he rescues this one from an owner who’s a Strain, Fushimi has no real intention of keeping the snake but like all animals it is instantly attracted to him. Fushimi’s initially just trying to get it to go back in its cage so he can hand it over to animal control or whatever but instead the snake slips inside his sleeve and wraps itself around his wrist all warm and cuddly. Fushimi glares and starts to pull it off when the snake looks up at him with the saddest little snakey eyes ever and Fushimi just sighs and figures well, as long as it’s not bugging him he can just transport the snake back to headquarters this way and then find some way to get it to another owner. Instead he finds himself taking care of the snake, telling himself that of course he’s not going to keep it, he doesn’t want a pet and it’s not like he can take care of one anyway. Say this is post-ROK and Fushimi’s been slowly working through his issues and that’s part of what ends up getting him to accept that he’s keeping the snake, like here’s another step towards recovery – trying to take care of something else, holding something precious and getting himself to believe that he’s not going to fuck up and kill it. Fushimi ends up doing all this online research about snakes and soon he’s set up his dorm as the perfect snake paradise, his snake has a nice cage and a heat lamp and everything though its very favorite place to curl up is around Fushimi’s wrist. Fushimi ends up even removing the hidden knives from that wrist because he’s afraid of hurting his snake, he finds it oddly soothing to have the snake there with him at all times, being so totally content and trusting with him.

Fushimi doesn’t tell anyone about his snake except maybe Munakata, since he figures he’ll need permission to keep a pet on Scepter 4 grounds and he doesn’t want to get attached to something only to have to give it away. Munakata doesn’t mind at all of course, in fact he’s very pleased and a little charmed by the fact that Fushimi-kun has found something to love. Fushimi grimaces and claims that he doesn’t love the snake he just doesn’t want to be bothered finding a home for it but of course Munakata can see that Fushimi totally loves his new snake friend. Even Munakata doesn’t know that the snake spends all its time around Fushimi’s wrist, he kinda suspects (since Fushimi noticeably doesn’t use the knives in his left sleeve anymore) but he doesn’t say anything, only smiles cryptically every time he sees Fushimi reaching a hand inside his left sleeve and patting something inside. The alphabet boys find out one day when Fushimi’s berating Doumyouji about an unfinished report and suddenly this tiny head pokes its way out of his sleeve. Doumyouji flails for a moment thinking that Fushimi-san is so scary he can summon snakes and Fushimi facepalms and mumbles that it’s his…pet. The other alphabet boys are like wait you have a pet and soon everyone’s crowded around wanting to look at the snake. Fushimi finds himself being very protective of his snake, he glares at everyone and tells them to stop crowding, it’s just a snake, but of course he’s really just worried that all this fuss will upset his snake. The others think it’s really cute, like Hidaka and Akiyama exchange this smile because they both realize what this behavior means for Fushimi’s general recovery more than anything and they’re both really happy that Fushimi’s found something to protect and care about for no reason other than because he wants to.

Yata would probably think it’s awesome, like Fushimi meets him for drinks one evening and as they’re hanging out at a bar together Yata suddenly spots something small and white sliding out of Fushimi’s sleeve. For a moment Yata thinks someone slipped a poisonous snake in and dives forward, thinking Fushimi’s about to get bitten by this random snake someone released inside the bar, and Fushimi immediately intercepts Yata in order to save his snake. Yata’s all confused until Fushimi finally kinda looks away with a slightly red face as he mutters at Yata to stop causing a scene, it’s just his pet. Yata’s confused for a moment and then he just gets this big smile because aw Saruhiko has a pet. I think he’d be really happy for the same reason as the alphabet squad, Fushimi reaching a point where he wants to care for something all on his own is big step (especially if this is a scenario where Fushimi actually reached the point that he was able to explain the anthill incident to Yata and now Yata knows exactly what a big deal it is for Fushimi to willingly get a pet for himself). I think Yata would find the snake kinda cool and especially the way Fushimi carries it on his wrist all the time, Yata’s probably trying to convince the snake to wrap around his wrist and is a little disappointed when it just curls all comfortably inside Fushimi’s sleeve and stays there.

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Someone’s done with Daehyun (。・_・。)

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ALRIGHT LISTEN, Y’ALL

Let me present you these to babies, @camilleflyingrotten​ babies, my babies, our babies, they’re beautiful, they’re precious, we love them a lot, please don’t hurt them or we’ll fight you, we just. DAH

Serge Garcia, 42, litterature teacher. He is a huge nerd about his job, especially theater. What he likes to do is to impress the students by talking in the most poetic and charming way, but he has no manner whatsoever in private and swears every 5 words. He’s insecure. It makes him feel stronger.

John Bon, 20, is one of his students. He is brillant and very promising, but he keeps skipping classes every now and then. He’s bipolar. Sometimes, in the middle of a lecture, he will fall into his lethargic state, as he calls it. Serge is worried about him.

One day, after class, Serge offers him a ride home.

So, you see that book right there?  This is the official canon of how Jack met Hector Barbossa, and how he got the Pearl.  I’m gonna be liveblogging it over the next week or so, picking out choice bits to focus on.

Because more people seriously need to know about this book, it’s actually amazing.

Imagine hearing Jimin yelp and scream your name in the bedroom while you were preparing breakfast. Thinking that he had hurt himself or rolled off the bed, you rush to the bedroom to check on him. Instead of seeing him being hurt, he flashes you a big smile with a “Good morning babe!!! I wanted to see your face first thing in the morning!!!” as he giggles and heads to the bathroom to wash up before you whack him in the head.

Mistletoe

Originally posted by jeonggok

A/N: This is just a little semi-Christmas drabble thing that I came up with. It’s pure fluffy Jungkook.

Words: 1,060.

Warnings: Whiny baby Jungkook who craves your attention while also kind of being a little shit. Fluff galore.

“Baby, what are you doing?”

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McSwarek Appreciation Week - Day 4: Favorite Awkward Moment 

4x03: I rocked it. Nothing you like more than a little compitition, huh? Yeah that’s right. It’s cause I have a special talent.

Idk what can I say, I love this episode so much I cannot. It’s literal gold. Andy’s awkwardness is me. <3