cute-as-fuckin'-hell

HOLY FCK I WATCHED THE FULL VIDEO AND I’M FUCKING DYING THERE’S SO MANY ASPECTS OF THIS VIDEO THAT IS LITERALLY BREATHING LIFE INTO ME:

1. Shawn is calling him the fuck out and standing up for himself and not taking anyone’s shit my Gryffindor 

2. Gerty trying to block the camera so people don’t film this perceptually bad situation of him 

3. “because you’re fucking lying. why do you have to be such a dick?” (i’m about to make this my ringtone to go along with my “no, obviously not” text tone)

4. of course how fucking good he looks I’m a slut for him in a jean jacket

5. when he made the little “call” sign with his hand, the fucking wingspan from pinky to thumb was so long his hands are huuuuge

6. he raises his voice like raises his voice in a way that we haven’t really heard before and it was v v v v vv v  v vv v  hot to me idk just kinda like oooh he mad kind of thing

7. “you’re standing here telling me that i’m going to have a bad career and that i’m a dick… *annoyedly laughs (which is fuckin cute as hell)* you know nothing about me” “So how can you think you have any right to say anything about me” you tell him babe you. tell. him. 

8. the bodyguard (Jake??): “She’d probably wanna talk to him more than an autograph anyway” 

9. “You’re 18? so you didn’t know your sister’s age?”

10. “I hope that you’re cool that if you’re lying here you can live with that”

11. “because that doesn’t make me a bad guy” *drops mic* **shakes head**  ***walks off dramatically***

i fuckin love his sassy ass damn like i knew we were perfect for each other already, but like this just ~proves it his snake ass asking for receipts i’m so dead i love this fucker so much i can’t even like sure the situation was extra but for that to happen he’s probably already fed the fuck up with people taking advantage of him that he finally took the opportunity to do something about it

this reminds me of the time i bitched out that kid in the middle of the dining hall in front of everyone he’s my soulmate

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interview of liam with a local radio after x-factor in 2008 ლ(⌒▽⌒ლ)

Camren sharing a hotel room together in Lima, Peru (06/23/16)

Hey guys so, I was shocked that literally nobody was discussing or ever noticed this incident. Come on! Camren shippers step up your game! But, don’t be crazy. Also, I’m not one of those delusional camren shippers cause when I see things, I try to be realistic as possible about the situation and not live in Fantasy Land. Anyway, this post is gonna be really long and I’ve been recently seeing that camren has been… closer recently. And weird thing is, it’s not just me actually. Another thing is, prediction pages (I don’t really believe in them but I guess it gives some sort of small hope) have been saying camren might come out or something soon. I think there was a specific date and it was June 28th. Not completely too sure, but ANYWHO. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT!!! YEEAH!!1!

So, Camila was on snapchat on June 23, 2016 at around 12 A.M. This is one of the videos she posted, the other photos and videos on her story are kinda irrelevant. 

Now, you might think that it’s just a video of Camila showing her delicious dish of food but NAH FAM. 

LAUREN WAS SHARING THE SAME FUCKING ROOM WITH CAMILA THAT NIGHT IN PERU AND HAD A CUTE PRIVATE DINNER TOGETHER. FUCKIN HELL MAN. Anyway, you’re probably asking me like how the hell do you know that? Well, let me tell ya.

FIRST THING

So first things first, during the beginning of the video, you can see there are two different pattern of luggages. Why are there two? The striped one is Camila’s and the dark blue luggage is Lauren’s.

So, during the time Camila came over to Peru in the airport she was carrying around a different luggage with the same pattern as the striped one, but a smaller version. So, I would see how she only wanted to carry a smaller/light-weighted luggage and leave the rest to the airport thingies where you can come later and pick it up and not carry it around. So since they’re both the same, we would think that she bought like a luggage set. And those come in the same pattern and stuff. So that would conclude that the dark blue one isn’t hers. 

SECOND THING

Also, during the beginning of the video before she opens the main dish, if you put your volume all the way up you can hear Camila whispering “Lauren.” Like to tell her to come here or something. 

THIRD THING

You can hear a type of talking but not like real life talking but audio from your phone type of talking in the background after Camila says “Lauren.” That’s Lauren on FaceTime with someone and it’s a girl by the sound of it. Let me explain how I can tell.

Camila posted this photo on Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat on June 23rd, 2016. Same date and everything. You can see that there’s a phone (Lauren’s) right beside her on the bed and if you zoom in, you can see it’s still on FaceTime. That explains the noisyness in the video. You might still be not persuaded. So, if this photo was taken by Camila’s phone then why is there an extra phone next to her?

IT’S LAUREN’S. You can see that both of the phones are protected by a black case and are iPhone 6′s or maybe iPhone 6 plus. Can’t see the absolute sizing that much but it’s between those two. Also, that means she took that hot ass photo of Camila.

FOURTH THING

After Camila says whatever she said (I don’t speak Spanish sorry) after she opens the main entrée/dish, then Lauren’s comes in, opens the lid of the side dish from the opposite side Camila is on, and speaks Spanish. AND YA’LL CAN EVEN HEAR LAUREN’S VOICE SAYIN IT. WHO ELSE IN FIFTH HARMONY SPEAKS SPANISH BESIDES CAMILA. COME ON CAMREN SHIPPERS, YOUR GAME WEAK! 

That was a slowed down video of Lauren’s hand taking off the lid replayed 3 times. I can confirm that is Lauren’s hand. First off, Lauren ALWAYS will be wearing the ring her grandma gave her on her right hand on the ring finger. Her grandma was extremely close and important to her. Watch the video closely, it shows the person’s right hand having a ring on the ring finger too. 

And the black jacket the person was wearing…

I could tell exactly which jacket it was from Lauren’s closet.

The same jacket when she/5H went to Paris. If you look closely at both of the fabric type of the jacket from the video and the picture, they’re both the same. It looks like polyester or nylon. 

FIFTH THING

About the jacket again, the ends of the jacket closes off into a cotton collar. I really don’t know what it’s called but here’s an example of what I’m talking about.

Now here’s the real deal.

This photo is also when she was in Paris. ^

HOLD ON THERE’S MORE!!!

So, after I saw that they were active on Tumblr around the same time I check the recent reblogs and I saw Lauren reblogged this. 

June 23rd. On Tumblr, while they were in the same room. 

Also, Camila had added a “Sex” playlist to her Spotify a day before. LMFAO. I’M DEAD SERIOUS.

This incident is probably the biggest camren proof ever and NO ONE ACTUALLY NOTICED IT?! REALLY?! THEY PROBABLY CUDDLED AND SHIT OMFG. AND MAYBE DID SOMETHING MORE, WHO KNOWS. BUT LIKE THEY HAD A PRIVATE DINNER DATE INSIDE THEIR HOTEL ROOM OMG THAT’S SO CUTE. I REALLY CAN’T. I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING BIG IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN SOON. 

UPDATE: MY THEORY WAS CORRECT. AND IT WAS LAUREN.

HERE’S CAMREN AT THE AIRPORT TODAY GOING TO CHILE AND LAUREN IS WEARING THE FUCKIN JACKET. I TOLD ALL OF YOU!

anonymous asked:

Need to gush about my incredible date yesterday: we went for breakfast and then just walked around an abandoned mall for like an hour before seeing a movie. After that we went to his place and watched shrek together and ate fried chicken & ice cream with his roommie. Then we fucked for like 4 hours and GIRL it was so good and he's an A+ cuddler. He's fuckin cute as hell and rlly tall and a D O C T O R and hilarious and said he wants to take care of me ๐Ÿ’žI hope it gets serious w him cause I'm ๐Ÿ˜

damn get it!!!

some allura and malocoti concepts

  • kickass space girlfriends saving the universe, one world at a time, hand in hand, inspiring one another to never give up 💕
  • they’re fuckin cute as hell, the both of them, alone and together
  • allura is elegant and pretty but can also be impulsive and hotheaded, especially when she’s passionate, while malocoti is fiery and seductive but calmer and likes to think things through before acting on her ideas
  • malocoti gets allura to slow down sometimes and smell the roses while allura incites her to action when the time is right
  • allura cherishes tradition while malocoti lost faith in rituals ever since her encounter with that witch
    • tradition didn’t save her, not her people, not her deities, no one, so fuck that noise
    • still, allura’s faith in the goodness of people inspires malocoti to keep holding out for hope, and uplifts her
  • allura’s magical abilities also directly contrast malocoti’s past experiences with magic, and it’s healing for her to be around someone so kind and loving and good
    • allura only uses her powers heroically, and since malocoti has only seen magic be used for evil, she finds that to be both fascinating and enchanting and beautiful
  • being princesses, they find that they can both relate to feeling loved and lonely at the same time like, they’re cherished by everyone around them but also forever separated from their friends because of royal status :/
  • but they love not having to worry about only being liked for their title or w/e when they’re together, it’s just so liberating and nice
  • their traumas balance each other’s out too, in a way
    • while allura’s fears are mostly external and she’s trying to gain control over her place in the universe again, malocoti’s struggle is more internal, she knows where she belongs but is trying to figure out who she is
  • they’re probably both great at singing, and playing video games too, and talented in sports and martial arts and things like that
  • lance and pidge find an old mario kart game at the space mall and play it with the others at the castle, including allura and malocoti, and allura uses princess peach every time while malocoti always uses princess daisy
  • sometimes they brush, braid and even wash each other’s hair, or just run their fingers through each other’s tresses for no reason at all
  • they’re very snuggly and touchy girlfriends, and hold hands and wrap their arms around each other a lot
  • they’re always leaving lipstick stains on each other’s faces and mouths without realizing it too
  • they’ll cuddle together during down time, watching a movie, sharing a blanket, hair in messy space buns, wearing face masks, either silently taking in the film or talking about war and the stars and dreams and love
  • they borrow each other’s accessories and clothes and shoes and hair products all the time too
  • and they’re always caressing each other’s face, kissing each other on the nose, tucking the other’s hair behind their ear, nuzzling the side of each other’s face when they want to be kissed, etc.
  • they have this inside joke of telling the other to ‘stop being such a princess’ when things get too sappy or fluffy for one of them to handle
  • but they respect each other’s wants and needs and limits, always, and with all things
  • malocoti sleeps over sometimes and will be the big spoon usually and will hug allura tightly as they sleep, especially when allura wakes up having nightmares
  • and allura never hesitates to remind malocoti that she is in no way a monster, even if she still feels like a dragon inside, full of anger and violent intrusive thoughts
    • allura: you’re whatever you choose to be, even the most powerful witch can’t take your heart away from you
    • malocoti: i hope you’re right (holds allura’s hand against her face) because i want to always choose to be with you
  • and malocoti is like allura’s biggest most supportive cheerleader whenever allura is on a mission with the team
    • allura: alright paladins, follow my lead !! here we go !!
    • malocoti, over the comm: whoo !! yea !! go get em baby, you’re doing so good, i love you so much !! (makes kissing noises) beat their evil butts my precious glitter queen !!! 💕💞
  • and finally: picture allura and malocoti kicking galra ass together, beating up prince lotor, going on missions with pidge (and jokingly referring to her as their tiny adorable earth daughter, even though they’re all teenagers) bringing haggar back to the light at some point, and insisting that she join team voltron and kick zarkon’s butt to the curb
    • allura: come to the light side, we have lesbians
    • haggar: i’m in

softplui  asked:

ok ok ok ok write a thing where peej and reader are both planet explorers and live in the same spaceship, like just general bants and fun antics, doesn't have to be an x reader but it's fine if that's what you want to do

i am definitely going to do this this is fuckin cute as hell

hoot-eggs  asked:

*blushes at the cute act because only pretends to be teasy to bother him but gets insanely flustered at any romantic gesture, no matter how small* "AHHH *covers face in hands* "First you say I'm smart, now I'm an idiot? Haha, you're so cute!" *all of this is slightly muffled by her covering her face*

Red:

I-I AIN’T CUTE! IM FUCKIN DEADLY AS HELL!

*He is still blushing, his arms wrap tighter around your waist.*

anonymous asked:

You're so bloody self absorbed, the fact you're throwing a hissy fit because someone mistook you for Japanese. GROW UP. I get called Irish all the time when I'm actually British and you don't see me whinging about it on my little "poor me" blog. Guess what Jasmin, it's not all about you!

hey buddy i think you misunderstood

out of context, it probably does seem like i threw a hissy fit because my classmate mistook me for a japanese person, but all that literally could not be true because i love it when people mistake me for japanese when im actually korean cause japanese people are cute as fuckin hell

i completely explained why i was irritated that he assumed i was a japanese person. i wrote about the countless douchebag comments he’s said to me directly during the awful period he was trying to be my friend, including blatant homophobic and sexist comments as “jokes”. 

but of course im probably making all this up because ill have something to complain about in my blog, right, because you’re totally there, in my class, all the time

he wanted to proofread my essay, and like i told you, it was on america’s repetitive mistakes with racial profiling starting with the japanese internment camps, then 9/11, etcetera etcetera. my essay was showed how pissed off i was (which probably didnt make it a good essay in the first place), and the jackass found my anger amusing and smiled, and looked me in the eye and condescendingly said, “whew, so uh. i guess you’re japanese then huh?” a week after he found out i was korean and made jokes about north korea. which is never fuckin funny in the first place.

but of course im probably making all this up.

because ill have something to complain about in my blog.

because you’re totally there.

in my class.

all the time