How is Freddie? How is he enjoying his dad? How is Louis? Is he waking up in the middle of the night and padding into Freddie’s room just to see him asleep? Is Louis on edge? Will Freddie look like his dad? Is he gonna see his four non-blood uncles on a regular basis? How many kisses and coddles has Freddie received? Is there Adidas child apparel lined up for Freddie? How many more pictures of him and Freddie are we gonna get? Is Freddie going on tour once it starts again? How is my heart going to take these next years to come? What is the meaning of life?