*Sees a girl in the distance*

Me: Oh, look, that girl seems cute. I like her.

Brain: Ohhh me too, she’s cute,cute

Me: I should probably go there and say hi, try to make contact, makes she laughs you know

Brain: Orrrr you could stay here, right there where you are, and don’t.Move.Just stare at her, daydreaming about things that might never happen until she catches your telepathic waves and date you.

Me: ohh… you’re right.You’re so smart brain. So smart.