Waiter #2: *brings giant red velvet cake to the table, adorned with many a decorative, edible flower*
Waiter #3: *brings comically large valentines card over (even though it’s only half way through January)
Baz: *actual rabbit in the headlights*
Simon: *starts babbing* “So, that feeling I was feeling was love and I got carried away and gosh, I was just thinking about everything and things and then you! And then I asked these waiters to come over here and bring all this stuff and so *takes deep breath* Basilton Grimm-Pitch… will you be my valentine?
Baz: *deadpan glare*
Simon: *puppy-dog eyes, looking adorable*
Baz: *deadpan glare*
Waiters: *uncomfortable squirming*
Baz: “SIMON SNOW WE ARE MARRIED!”
Waiters: *still uncomfortable, now also confused puppies*
Baz: *resigned sigh* Yes, I will be your valentine
Simon: *fist pumps in the air* *whooping and holling with pure joy* *high five’s confused waiters*
Baz: *blushes* *hides behind his menu and secretly grins at his adorable amazing sunshine husband and thanks his lucky stars he’s married to the most wonderfully amazing goofball in the whole wide world*
in japan, it’s custom for girls to give 義理チョコ (giri choco, or “obligation chocolate”) to her friends and coworkers, and for her to give 本命チョコ (honmei choco, or “true feelings chocolate”) to the one she has romantic feelings for, but ya boy doesnt care about japanese gender roles
anyway happy valentines day!! i thought this would be a cute idea although im pretty sure someone already did it (better)
It’s not too late to order some sugar sweet unique valentines!
Email your order at firstname.lastname@example.org
Or call 720-982-4613
These are Flat 5×7 cards printed on 100lb cover stock and they come with white envelopes.
One card for $3
Two cards for $5
Four cards for $10
The whole set of twenty for $50
There is a $1 shipping charge on orders of less than five cards.
This is one of my favorite “romantic” DIY ideas. It’s cheap and super easy.
All you need are pictures of you and your significant other together, cute notes, balloons, string/ribbon, and tape.
Get a helium-filled balloon for each picture or note you want to hang. Either punch a hole on the note / picture and tie the string of the balloon through it, or tape the bottom of the string to the top of the picture or note. As long as the balloon is full enough of helium (which it should be), the pictures will hover slightly from the ground. Fill a room with these balloon notes and surprise your special someone by bringing them into the room. It’s a super romantic surprise!
• A gold medal that says “you won my heart”
• chocolate coins in gold / silver foil
• ice skating date
• romantic trip to st Petersburg / Karatsu / the cathedral in Barcelona
• get a pet poodle (ONLY IF you are in a position to properly look after a pet)
• walks on the beach
• dance together
• matching gold rings ;)