cute overload

22 Reasons Why Reptiles Make Terrifying Pets

1. Their smiles are the scariest thing you can possibly see:

2. They’re big and scary:

3. They hate sitting in chairs:

4. Cats hate them:

5. They hate giving back massages:

6. They don’t have any friends:

7. They don’t look cute with accessories:

8. You can take advantage of them too easily:

9. They’re always trying to hypnotize you with their eyes:

10. They hate human contact:

11. Just look at how vicious these little buddies are:

12. Look at the sheer terror they cause:

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