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Shark Emoji Review

A big friendly shark with an adorable shine in their eye! Traditional colors, possibly a great white? Looks like they’re about to ask you how you’ve been and give you a hug. 10/10

Looks like a meany, but is a tough guy with a heart of gold. Pretty shade of blues, like a blue shark! Not as detailed as Apple, but still ready to do business. Will beat up anyone who hurts you and give you a kiss. 10/10

A bold lil fella (pun intended) who ends up getting into pretty risky situations! Cute face of shock, yet curiosity and wonder. Very simple look of a not-so-simple great white. A good baby. 10/10

Don’t confuse this one for a dolphin! This is a shark through and through! Has the curious and gentle face of a thresher, yet no long tail. That doesn’t stop them! I support them. 10/10

Apple’s smaller, and not as detailed, sibling. That isn’t anything bad! Gentle colors and a tiny face to support such a cute shark. Most likely also has a Facebook and posts how much they love their friends. 10/10

Big and shy pal. What has you so sad? Could really use a hug. But, when they hug back, it feels like hugging a teddy bear! An ambigious shark. Cute color that fits their character. 10/10 (+a hug)

Looks like they just took a picture of a random great white. What a beautiful picture though! Looking good! 10/10

Dude with an attitude. A beautiful and confident smile that could draw in anyone. Their dream is to one day have a motorcycle gang and rule the sea. No one tell them it’s hard to ride a motorcycle with fins. 10/10 (+wishes for the best)

Ahh!!! Scared you, didn’t they? Looks like they look up to Jaws! A big fella with cute lil eyes and gleaming teeth. Wants to be a big movie star someday, practicing their moves for their Jaws-not-a-ripoff movie. Bet they will do great! 10/10

Complains: Not enough sharks. That’s it. They’re all beautiful.

official ranking of every dog emoji on emojipedia 🐕

A beautiful shibe. A good boy who wants to shake a paw. 10/10 would shake

A cute little pupper. Possibly wearing some sort of doggy earmuffs because it’s winter and his ears get cold. You do you lil pupper! Stay warm out there! 10/10 would cuddle to warm up

A handsome doggo going for a walk. Don’t know what happened to his other front leg, but he seems happy. 10/10 would give belly rubs.

Looks like a plastic dog toy, except the head was swapped with a different larger plastic dog toy and just popped on. 10/10 would still play with.

Looks like a fridge magnet. I like the tail floof though. 10/10 would put on my fridge

Cave painting doggo. 15000BCE/10

Somebody just told this dog that he’s a good boy. And they’d be right, he is. 10/10

Simple, not really realistic, but gets the point across. Looks like it was designed by a child. 10/10 would draw in elementary school.

A cute little fella doing his thing. 10/10

Adorable! 10/10 blep, would give many head pats and ear scratches

Ready for anything. 10/10 would go hiking/camping in the mountains with.

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Bluberry drawn for an AT

anonymous asked:

Hello! So u know that one request you got where the S/O is all happy and love drunk and plants a super passionate kiss on their skele before telling them how much they love them? Could I get that with US/SF pap and MT/MF sans?

Yo yo yo.  Sure ya can, broski.

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Stretch (Us Paps): This fucker is so smooth. He immediately dips you. He’s whispering in Spanish something that you just assume is sweet. Because come on. He’s a smooth motherfucker. Bean kisses you this time. He’s upping the passion. Determined to show you how much you mean to him. (He actually said “are you a burning building? because I want my babies inside you.”)

Rus (Sf Paps): S W O O N. He was already putty in your hands but this just obliterated his self control. He’s all over you. Hands everywhere. Kissing everything. He’s murmuring I love you’s left and right. Rus isn’t going to stop with the affection for moooonths.

Big Fella (Mt Sans): His heart has stopped. He can’t handle genuine affection. Big Fella’s eyelights become hearts. He’s lightheaded from the kiss. ‘damn doll…’ Please do that again. And again. And again. Yeah he’s breaking out his ties tonight.

Boss Daddy (Mf Sans): This fucker right here already has you in the bedroom. He’s ready. He’s such a sap though. You’re going to be worshipped tonight. And every other night. You’ve got this bean whipped. Still an asshat but a decent asshat.

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I FEEL SO TERRIBLE BECAUSE THIS TOOK SO LONG. BUT I HAD A FRIEND OVER AND SHE IS VERY DISTRACTING. AND APPARENTLY I TALK IN MY SLEEP. SHE SAID I MUMBLED SOMETHING ABOUT BISQUICK THEN JUST STARTED LAUGHING. *shrugs*

cat!Tony naps a hell of a lot more than regular Tony, but he also naps lighter.


“Go get Tony or we’re going to be late,” Steve sighed, rolling his eyes, and straightened his tie.

“’s not my fault you didn’t keep an eye on him and let him fall asleep,” Bucky complained, but walked over to the couch to wake Tony anyway. He reached out to touch Tony’s shoulder.

Tony jerked awake. “Prbbbt?” He looked around, appearing confused, then yawned widely, fangs flashing. He turned his head and smiled when he saw Bucky gaping at him. “Hey, Buckaroo. What’s up?”

Bucky continued to stare for a long moment before he finally managed to blurt out, “Steve says it’s time to go.”

“Oh, okay.” Tony hummed, throwing his arms over his head in a long, languid stretch.

Bucky turned quickly, because if he watched Tony too long he was gonna wanna manhandle him and Tony hated it when his shirts were wrinkled before they went out. He frowned when he found Steve on his hands and knees on the floor. He looked like he was trembling.

“Steve?” Tony asked in concern. “You okay?”

“Help,” Steve said, leaning down further to press his forehead to the floor. “That was so cute. I can’t go on. Just fucking leave me.”

Tony frowned. “…What?”

“Yeah, it was pretty adorable,” Bucky admitted.

“What was?” Tony asked, looking up at him. “What was adorable?”

“If I tell you, you’re just going to make fun of us.” Bucky reached down to grab Steve by the biceps and drag him to his feet. “Come on, Steve.”


“Natasha,” Steve whispered. “Natasha, watch this.”

Natasha looked up from her book, scowling. “What?”

“Are you watching?” Steve whispered, and when she rolled her eyes and nodded, he reached out to brush the back of his hand over Tony’s cheek. “Tony, wake up.”

Tony jerked awake. “Prbbt!” He looked around, then yawned, reaching up to scrub at his eyes. “Hmm what?”

Natasha clutched at her chest, stunned silent.

“Sorry, I thought I had a question for you, but I answered it myself,” Steve said, looking honestly apologetic.

“Oh. Well, I’m glad someone answered your question.” Tony wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, standing. “I’m hungry.”

Steve watched him leave, then spun back to face Natasha, eyes bright and tail wagging. “Can you believe that?!”

Natasha looked offended. “What the fuck he never did that when I was spying on him!”

“So you mean Bucky and I saw it first?!” Steve asked gleefully. “It was so cute. I almost died.”

“…That… that’s something you’re proud of?” Natasha asked after a moment in disbelief.

Steve shrugged. “Not gonna be ashamed of findin’ my fella cute.”

“You disgust me. Get away from me before I shoot you.”

Steve held his hands up, still smiling, and left.


“And if you had just–Stark!” Fury barked when he noticed Tony asleep in his suit.

Tony jerked awake. “Prrbt?!”

“Holy shit,” Clint breathed.

“What the fuck made you think you could fall asleep during debrief?!” Fury shouted.

Tony blinked at him. “…I was bored so I fell asleep.”

Fury looked like he might seriously be considering shooting him.

Steve and Bucky couldn’t understand why Fury was not weak to Tony’s ‘prrbt’ because even Coulson looked a little stunned.


Tony was snoring.

Steve shoved his head under a pillow and muttered to himself. Tony so rarely snored, usually only when he was deep asleep. He tried to let him sleep, because he obviously needed it–

“Tony, you’re snoring,” Bucky grumbled, reaching out to shove him.

Tony grumbled quietly and rolled over. “Prrrt?” He rumbled quietly, then frowned. “Mm. Sorry. I’ll just get up th–”

“No, fuck that, fuck you, you’re staying here,” Steve answered immediately, wrapping around him and holding him tight.

“What the fuck is with you guys,” Tony muttered, but didn’t struggle. “You’re so fucking weird.”

Steve nuzzled into his neck. “I can’t help it that you’re fucking adorable.”

“I can,” Bucky muttered petulantly, pressing up against Tony’s side. “Stop snoring. You sound like a thousand saws.”

“Like you sound any better,” Tony retorted, but he was beginning to purr, so that took some of the sting out of it.

Los Signos como: songs from Fifth Harmony

Aries: Not that kinda girl 

Why you looking like I’m that kinda girl?

Just cause I’m hot don’t mean that I’m that girl

If you want me, don’t treat me like I’m her

Don’t get fucked up, I’m not that kinda girl

(¿Por qué me miras como si fuera ese tipo de chica?  Solo porque soy sexy, no significa que sea esa chica, Si me quieres, no me trates como a ella. No la cagues, no soy esa clase de chica) 

Tauro: Dope

I know I’m cool as shit, you want more of it. This much I know is true…Sort of in love with you
But I wouldn’t say that to you I wouldn’t say that to you.

(Se que soy jodidamente genial, quieres mas de esto. Y se que es verdad, Algo enamorada de ti, pero no te lo diria)

Géminis: No Way

We got an audience calling us crazy. We ignore those with opinions of hate, We’re not like the rest of them, friends with insanity as of lately.

(Tenemos una audiencia llamandonos locos, no hacemos caso de las opiniones de odio, no somos como el resto de ellos. Amigos con locura recientemente)

Cancer: No filter. 

Cover to cover page to pageI wanna give all the secrets that I keep . Unravel me in every way, I wanna give every single piece of me

(De principio a fin, pagina a pagina. Quiero darte todos los secretos que guardo. Desciframe en todos los sentidos. Quiero darte cada pieza de mi.)

Leo:  Reflection      

Ooh, where you from (where you from)?
Must be heaven
You’d be rich if looking good was your profession
Think I’m in love, ‘cause you so sexy
Boy, I ain’t talkin’ about you, I’m talking to my own reflection

(Oh, de donde eres? Debe ser del cielo, Serias rico si verte bien fuera tu profesion. Creo que estoy enamorada, porque eres tan sexy. Chico, no estoy hablando acerca de ti. Estoy hablando con mi propio reflejo)                               

Virgo: Scared of happy

There is something good in sticking to your guns

No one to blame but yourself

I take a step back and I breathe for once

This is what I want

(Hay algo bueno acerca de permanecer aferrada a tus armas, nadie a quien culpar solo a ti mismo, doy un paso a tras y por fin puedo respirar. Esto es lo que quiero) 

Libra: Top down 

From a small town cruisin’ thru the big city

Where the fellas are cute and the girls are pretty

It’s our world so you know it’s going down

I ain’t got a lotta money but I got a lotta style

(Desde un pueblo pequeño a una gran ciudad, donde los chicos son lindos y las chicas son bonitas. Es nuestro mundo así que sabes que se va a derrumbar, Yo no tengo un montón de dinero pero tengo un montón de estilo)

Escorpio:  We know

Even though you’re so damn fine

I know I’m ,Better off without you

Even if you cross my mind

I would always have to doubt you

(A pesar de que estes tan bueno, se que yo estoy mejor sin ti. Aunque cruces mi mente, siempre dudare de ti)  

Sagitario: Sensitive

Boy you better man up, go and dry your tears

Don’t know where I’m going but I can’t stay here

You can find a new love, she can be the kind

That’ll let you keep her right there by your side

(Chico, mas vale que seas un hombre. Ve y seca tus lagrimas. No se a donde ire, pero no puedo quedarme aqui. Podrás encontrar un nuevo amor, ella puede ser tu tipo, eso te permitira quedarte ahí a su lado.) 

Capricornio: BO$$

You say that you a baller

And I see you trying holla

But that ain’t how I was brought up-next

Working for the money

'Cause that what my momma taught me

So yo ass better show me some respect

(Dices que vives en grande, y veo que tratas de llamar mi atención. Pero no fue así como me educaron. Siguiente. Trabajo por mi dinero, porque eso fue lo que mi mamá me enseño, entonces tu, forro xd jaja, deberías mostrarme algo de respeto)

Acuario: Over

And now the party is over, we just wanna get louder,

We never ever wanna stop, so we should move it to the parking lot

Take it somewhere else 'cause now the party is over,

We don’t wanna get older, we never ever wanna stop, now it’s time for us to light it up.

(Y ahora que la fiesta termino, solo queremos hacer mas ruido. Nunca pararemos. Entonces deberiamos movernos al estacionamiento, llevarla a otro lado, porque la fiesta termino. Y no queremos envejecer, nunca pararemos. Es nuestro tiempo de encendernos)

Piscis: Write on Me

I could see a city sleep

I could see an ocean wave

Everything is changing and it’s written on my face

(Puedo ver como una ciudad duerme, puedo ver las olas del oceano, todo esta cambiando y se esta escribiendo en mi rostro)