cute equipments

⇁ plums & melons | 01

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan

pairing ⇀ Jimin x Reader

genre ⇀ smut, slight humor, drama || brother’s best friend!au 

warnings  ⇀ public indecency, dirty talk, a lot of teasing, jimin’s porn preferences, and boobs

word count ⇀ 6.3k

The long time running game between you and your brother’s best friend started when you noticed his fascination with boobs—yours specifically. It was never supposed to amount to more than harmless flirting and lingering glances, but now, one year later, Jimin was ready to change that.

alternatively: Jimin and you play a game. the loser is fucked. metaphorically. literally. all the above??

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[170902] @nctnightnight instagram update:
뿌꾸빵 뿌꾸빵 🐥🐥
동심드림에 천러&지성씨가 왔어요🎶
귀여움 200% 장착한 두 사람과 함께하는 엔나나☺️
곧 11시에 만나요 💚
#NCT #NCT_DREAM #천러 #지성

trans: ppukku ppang ppukku ppang 🐥🐥 [reference to song NCT Dream sung in NCT Life]
Chenle and Jisung came to Childhood Dream 🎶
EnNaNa together with two people 200% equipped with cuteness ☺️
We’ll meet at 11PM soon 💚

source: , trans. by alex @fy-dreamies

NCT LIFE in Chiang Mai EP 01
  • ten saving k-pop with “if you’re happy and you know it”
  • cute documentary maker doyoung
  • english speaker jaehyun
  • “were happy together”
  • marks kiss for the camera
  • taeyong and his pokeball
  • BEHIND THE SCENES W/ NCT
  • dab-young
  • (t)werk it ten
  • JOHNNYS FASHION EVALUATION MAKES A COMEBACK
  • lonely johnny missing his members then getting turnt up
  • SKRRRT
  • cute boys being thankful
  • menace taeyong w/ his palm leaves
  • ROCK PAPERS SCISSORS FOR THE ROOMING SITCH
  • why are they bottle flipping smh
  • they are still bottle flipping
  • moonwalk outta there jaehyun
  • THREE BOYS ONE ROOM
  • STILL BOTTLE FLIPPING
  • left or right door what will you pick
  • NOW ITS FOUR BOYS ONE ROOM
  • they sorted it out okay onLY TOOK THE WHOLE EPISODE
  • tens “I DIDNT FART” !!!
  • doyoung almost breaking some expensive equipment
  • cute lil goodbyes
  • I LOVE YOU BABY

Sick Spoonie Selfie!

My new CPAP machine brings me one step closer to becoming a complete cyborg. Pathetic humans! 😈♿💻 (Smiling Devil Emoji) (Handicapped Symbol Emoji) (Computer Emoji)

Shey/shem pronouns, please!

-Mod Amethyst-

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[Image Description: A white non-binary femme with short upswept brown hair lies on a black pillow. Shey are wearing a black T-shirt with a rainbow of Eeveelutions on it and a white, grey, and light pink CPAP mask across sheir face and into sheir nostrils. Shey are looking up at the phone camera that is taking the picture. In the upper-right corner, there is a red and white triangular sign sticker that says “I’M SICK” with an exclamation mark above the words. In the bottom-left corner, there is a light grey cracked gravestone sticker that says “SICK TO DEATH” on it in black font and it has a black raven or crow sitting on top of it and green grass across the bottom.]

All the Balmung ladies
All the Balmung ladies
All the Balmung ladies
Now put your hands up

Character hub, the Ul'dah pub
Emotin’ my own flirty thing
You mouse-over, click, make sure there ain’t a dick
Cause that shit don’t match your fantasy

Your whisper comes, “U want sum fuk?”
Ain’t paying -that- any attention
Cause I’m just not here to ride your spear
Don’t care if you’re lonely

‘Cause if you liked it, then you should have asked IC for it
If you liked it, then you should have asked IC for it
Don’t be mad that I won’t take gil for it
If you liked it, then you should have asked IC for it
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I got cute glams equipped, a drink in my grip
Got others in this roleplay scene
Got gpose up, zoomed close up
I can care less what you think

Now you show aggression, condescension?
Ain’t payin -that- any attention
If it’s me you wanna earn, then you gotta learn
Character development is key

If you liked it, then you should have asked IC for it
If you liked it, then you should have asked IC for it
Don’t be mad that I won’t take gil for it
If you liked it, then you should have asked IC for it
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[apologies to Beyonce… and pretty much everyone else too]