cute dub quotes

Every now and then I wonder how the citizens of Tokyo kept falling for the various tricks/traps set up by the villains, but I’m pretty sure that they eventually just walked in willingly. It’s like, “Alright, I know that this enormous castle full of free candy and fruit is probably too good to be true and I will wind up dead. But you know what? Fuck you. It’s a castle full of free candy and I lived a good life.”

Truer words…

Although really, foreshadowing aside just look at how jealous he’s getting over the mere thought of Serena/Usagi having a boyfriend. “O-oh, you like someone? WELL I GUESS HE’S JUST A BIG OLD DUMB DUMB-HEAD AND PROBABLY REALLY LAME TOO. you should go out with me instead I mean, YOU ALL SUCK”