My boyfriend got me this elephant necklace because I told him I dislike elephants on jewelry (he’s extremely ironic) and he calls me his ‘elephant’ whenever I wear it (to remind me how hilarious he is)
So today we were in a dessert parlour and I come back with napkins and he goes “there’s my little elephant” and I hEAR A GASP FROM THE TABLE BESIDE US AND THESE TWO YOUNG LADIES ARE LOOKING AT ME AS IF THEY HE INSULTED MY ANCESTORS AND WERE WAITING FOR ME TO SMACK HIM IN THE FACE.
And now he’s too afraid to call me his little elephant in public.
Requested: By @catherinejade04 : could you possibly do dating gil headcanons with male reader and how they deal with being a same sex couple on the isle and in auradon?
(Not my gif)
For the most part on the Isle, people really don’t care who you’re with. Everyone has got their own problems to deal with, most don’t care, usually because most of these things aren’t romantic.
Of course there are those though who think that you shouldn’t have any sort of “romantic” relationship with someone of the same sex. (Or just in general think there shouldn’t be love or romance…it is the Isle)
For the most part, you and Gil don’t have too much trouble, most of your relationship is very private since you’re not supposed to date on the Isle.
Any threats are usually handled by the crew. Uma isn’t about to let two of her crew members get jumped because they kiss each other.
Uma doesn’t care that the two of you are together, as long as it doesn’t distract from your work. Harry doesn’t care either, though he may tease the two of you, but it’s nothing bad.
There are probably a few instances where either you or Gil end up in a bad situation. Gil can usually fight his way out, for you, it may or may not be as easy. The entire crew will go looking for who hurt you if something does happen, it’s one of the few times anyone will see Gil angry (more like full of rage)
It’s much easier in Auradon, the two of you can be open in your relationship.
Everyone wants their happily ever after, it doesn’t matter much to them who it is. Then again, there are a few who aren’t as accepting, but they either stay quiet or the crew will handle them.
The two of you can actually act more like a couple in Auradon, holding hands, PDA, referring to each other as boyfriends, having cute nicknames. Any of it.
Gil is ecstatic that the two of you can be a real couple, and you’ll probably have to set any rules on PDA early because he’s going to be kissing and hugging you all the time now that he can. He has to make up for lost time after all.
A lot of people think the two of you are cute, they aren’t wrong.
Summary: A completely self-indulgent oneshot about the happy lil water trash babies swimming and having fun in the lake on a hot summer’s afternoon. There’s not plot.. it’s just fluff written loosely as a character study, but mostly just made for fun to cheer myself up. Thought it might help bring a smile to some of my followers too, so I’m sharing it. <3
The summer heat was sweltering already even though it was
still only June, and the cool water of the Gravity Falls Lake was a welcome
relief from the weather for residents and tourists alike. Stanley Pines was
among the many who’d decided it was a good day for a swim, although unlike the
rest of the crowd he wasn’t there because he wanted too cool off or go fishing. Instead he’d swam away from the more crowded area of the lake, until he’d made
his way around to the deserted backside of the small island that sat in the
center. Once he knew no one had followed, he dove down. Holding his breath, he
waited a moment, letting his body softly sink.
for the domestic ship meme, can i ask for bokuaka? :D
Of course! Bokuto/Akaashi:
Who’s more dominant:
Who’s the cuddler:
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
Ohh, I like the idea of little spoon Bokuto, but I think that only happens when Bokuto is having a breakdown. Otherwise he just curls himself around Akaashi.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
Volleyball, absolutely. Or what if they both end up doing yoga together omg that would be like really freaking adorable.
Who uses all the hot water:
Bokuto. Akaashi knows that hot water does more damage to skin/hair, but Bokuto just craves that muscle relaxation.
Most trivial thing they fight over:
It’s probably how much money Bokuto spends on hair gel. Akaashi wishes he’d just invest in serums and oils and actually take care of his hair, and not just sculpt it every day.
Who does most of the cleaning:
I think they both do their fair share.. Bokuto makes more of the messes, though, and he ends up feeling bad if he sees Akaashi cleaning after him, so he ends up doing more of it.
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue:
So of course they’ve invested in a sports TV package so they can get coverage of events that wouldn’t be on “prime time.” Especially because I don’t think volleyball is that popular in Japan? Bokuto watches anime and comedy variety shows, which Akaashi can tolerate up to a point. Akaashi prefers murder mystery shows and Bokuto has no stomach for those so Akaashi can only watch them when Bokuto’s not home.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
Bokuto thinks it’s his responsibility as the Ace of Akaashi’s heart to always be his hero. But that usually involves him trying to fix stuff himself. Akaashi is the one who calls the landlord when Bokuto gets dejected after he can’t do the thing.
Who leaves their stuff around:
Both of them, tbh. Bokuto leaves pillows and gym shoes and his wallet all over the place. Akaashi will put down books or papers and get busy with other things. And both of them leave dishware and mugs on the coffee table regularly.
Who remembers to buy the milk:
They keep a pad of paper on the fridge for grocery lists, and whoever is going to make the trip plucks the current list off with him.
Who remembers anniversaries:
Both of them. Akaashi is very organized and will put things in his phone to help him remember (order the cake, deadline to get the gift, etc.). Bokuto remembers out of pure sentimentality (”Akaashi, this is the day we shared our first ice cream kiss!”)
Who cooks normally:
Bokuto, I could see him being a good cook. Somehow I feel like Akaashi would just be a disaster in the kitchen, even when he follows a recipe exactly.
How often do they fight:
They squabble a lot. Fights are rare because Akaashi is very protective of Bokuto’s sensitive feelings, but sometimes frustrations get the better of him and he lashes out? That probably is like, an annual thing. Rare.
What do they do when they’re away from each other:
Akaashi is a perfectly fully functioning adult. Bokuto shows everyone photos of his super cute boyfriend from his cellphone.
Nicknames for each other:
Akaashi calls Bokuto “Kou.” Bokuto will just draw out Akaashi’s surname, sort of playfully referencing the way he called for him in high school. “A-kaaaaaaa-shiiii!”
Who is more likely to pay for dinner:
When they settle in together, they share a bank account. Before that, it’s definitely a source of contention. Bokuto feels an obligation as “senpai” (and again, Ace of Akaashi’s heart), but then Akaashi protests that he’s a man too, and he doesn’t want to feel demeaned. Bokuto does it more often but Akaashi will surprise him by paying for more expensive meals on special occasions before Bokuto can reach for his wallet.
Who steals the covers at night:
When Bokuto isn’t spooning him, Akaashi does; he got used to sleeping surrounded by warmth.
What would they get each other for gifts:
Bokuto has trouble with big gifts, because Akaashi is hard to shop for, but whenever he sees something cute that makes him think of his boyfriend he’ll pick it up even without an occasion. Things like keychains and hair clips and sweets and matching house slippers. Akaashi claims that Bokuto is spoiled enough so he reserves gifts for Christmas and Bokuto’s birthday and their anniversary, and those are general nice quality things that Bokuto needs (”No, Bokuto, a grown man cannot use a Doreamon wallet, this is a nice leather one… Fine, you can put stickers on it.”)
Who kissed who first:
Akaashi kissed Bokuto first.
Who made the first move:
Bokuto technically, acting purely on instinct and not really considering the signals he was putting out. So many touches because “I want to be close to you, Akaaaashi!” without considering why he felt that way.
Who remembers things:
Bokuto remembers little things, like “Oh, Akaashi, remember that crepe shop we went to after your economics final sophomore year, how you fed me your strawberries? You used to be so cute!”
Akaashi has a more general memory based around the strong emotions Bokuto’s been able to coax out of him.
Who started the relationship:
Akaashi. Bokuto would never have been able to take that step for fear of rejection.
Who cusses more:
Bokuto, especially when he has some drinks. He’s rowdy.
What would they do if the other one was hurt:
Depending on the situation, take care of the other or call emergency services. Bokuto would cry while doing the tending/making the call, but Akaashi can’t really connect to the emotional reaction until the physical situation is dealt with and he knows Bokuto will be okay.
Who is the dirty talker:
I was going to say Bokuto, but I actually love the idea that it’s Akaashi who says filthy things and Bokuto who goes red to the tips of his ears.
A head canon:
Bokuto likes to bury his head inside of Akaashi’s shirts while Akaashi is wearing them, and just nuzzle his belly and soothe himself on his boyfriend’s smell. Akaashi has started buying pajama shirts a few sizes up because he hates his clothes being stretched out but wants to be accommodating.