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anonymous asked:

Any ideas for a pirate x mermaid plot?

  • “The last thing I remember is falling overboard, but I just woke up on an abandoned beach with a merperson cradling my head. Definitely a strange thing to wake up to.” AU
  • Character A is a pirate that frequently travels through dangerous waters, so they’ve employed the help of Character B, a merperson, to guide their ship through dangerous waters. In return, Character A gives Character B foreign shells/stories of Character A’s travels/beautiful jewelry/etc.
  • While taking a break from pirating, Character A likes to relax on their secret beach and relax with their best friend/casual lover, Character B the merperson. Cue lots of cute situations like Character B decorating Character A’s hair with shells and braids, and Character A telling Character B about all of their adventures.
  • “I love you, however, do not start kissing my neck with those needle teeth. I’m not in the mood for that.” AU
  • Character A is a pirate with an immense fear of water, and one day after falling off of their ship, they’re rescued by Character B, a merpeople. Character B then goes on to teach Character A how to swim.
  • “How about this as a trade? You visit me personally, bring me jewelry and other nice things, flatter me with compliments, and then maybe I’ll grant you access to cross my waters. Sound good, pirate?” AU
  • While collecting fish with other merpeople, Character A accidentally runs straight into a human net and is hauled aboard a pirate ship. Taken captive as a “rare oddity”, Character A is utterly miserable with their new life. Character B works on the ship and is responsible for keeping Character A alive.

anonymous asked:

Hey andy, I'm going to a concert tomorrow and I'm trying to figure out what to wear.... I kinda want to put out a sort of femme lesbian vibe (I'm bi, but I want to both come out to my friend and see if there's any cute girls there that night lol, and I've found looking good really boosts my confidence). Do you have any advice?

Andy: Alright, what kind of concert is it? Because if it’s appropriate to wear a snapback, do it. Nothing says gay like a snapback. 

See? I instantly look more like a twink than normal!!

illustriya  asked:

Any headcanons on how the boys would react to seeing their fem!s/o's baby bump for the first time? Like she's at a point where the pregnancy is obvious, and is trying on (and modeling in front of a mirror) maternity clothes when the bro walks in? Cute/fluffy stuff like that. ^^ Thanks!

b reaks down 500 doors??? YES?????!!!

Noctis: His heart absolutely melts at the sight, and he can’t help but smile fondly at his wife and watch for a moment longer. He walks into the room and takes her hand before pressing a kiss to her cheek. “You look great,” he says while beaming from ear to ear. He wraps an arm around her and sighs, completely and utterly content. “You, me, and our child… I still can’t believe it. We’re going to be a family.” He kisses her again and whispers, “I can’t wait.”

Ignis: He’s starstruck for a moment, simply standing in the doorway before clearing his throat and composing himself. “A fine fit, if you don’t mind me saying.” He walks in and takes both her hands in his, rubbing circles on the back of her hand with his thumbs. “I must say I’m… a bit shaken, if you will. I’d never imagined to see something like this in my life, really.” He hugs her gently. “I promise to do my best. For you, and… them.”

Gladio: “And who’s this beauty in front of me?” He immediately teases, but he grins regardless and hugs his wife from behind to put a kiss on her neck. “I like this. It fits you perfectly.” He sighs a bit. “Wonder if the kid’s gonna turn out to be such a looker like you. What’ll we do if they’re too popular once they’re older?” He laughs, knowing he’s getting too ahead of himself. “Well, one day at a time. You’ll do great. I know it.”

Prompto: He gasps loudly the second he sees her, and yells out right away, “Stay put! I’ve gotta get this shot!” then scrambles out of the room to grab his camera. Honestly, he’s half in tears while taking the picture and it might end up blurry, but he jumps to hug her after anyway. “You’re so beautiful,” he can’t help but blurt out. “I swear I’ll do whatever I can to be the best daddy ever! Now where did we put the name list?”

just had a fairly public breakdown in the lit department building and so i’m now curled up in bed and probably gonna go make a house on the sims despite having a very imminent deadline for an essay that is only half written and the half that is contains painfully basic analysis that makes me embarrassed and sad

anyway :) pics of cute dogs or any other nice things would be appreciated xxx

anonymous asked:

Honestly, I came across your page last night (I don't even remember how) and I saw pictures of you and immediately was immediately infatuated with you, went to bed without thinking and then even dreamt about you! My point is, girls like me are head over heels for cute guys like you- any girl would be super lucky to have you to hold at night.

Yes that is good and nice and good but you are making me blush and grin like a idiot so shame on you anon

Originally posted by amami-tsukimi

more of this totally accidental AU, which i did not mean to create, in which lance is a sk8r boi and keith does ballet and no avril lavigne songs were involved at all whatsoever until y’all barged in with y’all’s “see ya l8r boi”s except sk8r boi lance is definitely good enough for keith *bows out*

The Trampoline

Summary: Dan’s very gay and very in love with Phil, who has always been 100% straight. Also, there’s a trampoline.

Word Count: 5.3k

Genre: smut

TW: underage drinking

CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING AS FUCK ART @giuliandsexydoghat​ MADE FOR THIS!!!!

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