cut own hair

She got me praying all hours of the night, say she want my heart, She pulling me to the river, drawing me with her siren's call, Done gave her my heart but now she wants my soul, Well I already sold it to the man in red, "Fell in love with your charm," but its a curse; cos am dead, Girl you're not who you say, bad girl they say you are Innocence isn't where am at, wear your crucifix bae Don't make me out all serious bonnie, slave to this bad religion, Unrequited love, praying at my shrine, cos I don't have a heart Like a dead man walking, I lay at your side, Make sure you're alright in my world, atleast that for you girl,

I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul

How to adult on a budget for the lazy and new adulting people (by a not-so-adulty-adult)
  • learn how to cut your own hair. If it’s something easy like an undercut or just trimming your ends every month, you’ll look clean and put together without shelling out $20 every month. (my hair cutting stuff cost like $20 total)
  • if you have to go to a laundromat, make your own detergent. Or just in general. It’s about $15 for everything you’ll need and it’ll make you a solid 6-10 batches depending on how many soap bars you get. 1 bar ivory soap or fels-naptha (ivory works just fine tbh. Cheaper and easier to find) Grate that shit. 1 cup borax and 1 cup washing powder. Mix that shit. 1 tablespoon in the wash. Boom. Add essential oils if you so choose. 
  • On the topic of laundry, throw all your clothes in the same load. Use the cold-cold setting and you can put those red shirts in with your whites with no bleeding whatsoever. (read those tags tho. unless it needs special care, most shirts/pants/socks/underwear can all be thrown together)
  • When money is tight for food, rice, 2 pounds of chicken, some kind of stock or bouillon cubes, and frozen veggies make about 2-3 different meals. 
  • Keep a few bouillon cubes handy tbh. Cook rice in it. Make soup. They’re so much cheaper than stock itself.
  • Coconut oil for everything from actual oil to chapstick to cracked skin. 
  • Baby powder makes a fairly good dry shampoo. Put it on your roots, scrub around, brush out. Boom. 
  • Make scripts for all phone calls you ever have to make to make them go smoother. (bills, doctors, work, etc)
  • Fill 1 side of the sink with water to do your dishes and then rinse with the smallest amount of water possible so you dont end up using a lot of water. 
  • helps you find the cheapest gas near you!
  • Aldi has great cheap groceries
  • If you live alone or with 1 roommate, you don’t really need more than 12 megabyte internet speed. By yourself? Don’t get more than 6 tbh. You won’t need it. 
  • Freeze all meats and veggies! Let’s be honest. You wont be eating carrots every day or that ground beef often enough for it to not go bad, Throw it in the freezer. 
  • Dollar store cleaning supplies save the world. Everything there besides liquid soap is basically just as good. (glass cleaner, bleach, magic erasers, so on and so forth)
  • Dollar stores in general. Most things there will do in a pinch. (earbuds and most electronic/battery powered things are a no-no however)
  • Nail polish remover gets hair dye stains. Hydrogen peroxide gets up blood. Milk for ink. Chalk for oil. 
  • Once you finish using a pot or pan, put hot water in it until you’re ready to clean it. Stuff will just wipe off.
Silmarillion Onion Headlines: Part Four, Sindar
  • Thingol: Supportive Parents Encourage Child’s Interests In Anything Within 15-Minute Drive
  • Luthien: Fugitive Movie Heroine Cuts Own Hair Perfectly
  • Dior and Nimloth: Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine
  • Elured and Elurin: Christmas Letter Ominously Makes No Mention Of The Twins
  • Celeborn: Girlfriend, Girlfriend’s Brother Look Way Too Much Alike
  • Daeron: Unattractive Man Just Like A Brother To Area Woman
  • Eöl: Dating Profile Flatly States Man Looking For Someone He Can Control
  • Mablung: Babysitter Swaps Dead Child With Similar Child Before Parents Get Home
  • Beleg: Tragic Accident Kills Aspiring Living Person
  • Nellas: Childhood Friend Stops Writing After Two E-mails
  • Saeros: Report: Family Deeply Embarrassed by Way Son Died
Schuyler sisters modern au hcs

● loves animals
● except birds, birds are assholes
● wanted to be a vet when she was a kid
● is a great photographer
● loves movies and always has the best recommendations for her friends
● likes to sleep in until noon
● can’t draw for shit
● is kinda good at music though
● loses her keys on a regular basis
● has the softest hair
● knows a bit of swedish bc she has an internet-friend from malmö

● cuts her own hair
● has an under-boob tattoo that very few people know about
● used to work in a travel agency
● always takes the stairs cause she’s kinda afraid of elevators
● sends her friends memes in the middle of the night
● has a great memory
● is good at maths (how???)
● looks really good in dresses
● doesn’t do relationships
● wears contacts

● is going to med school
● never had braces yet has perfect teeth
● she reads so much
● not really a family-person but will murder you violently if you hurt one of her sisters
● good kisser
● goes to comic-con
● has a lowkey crush on captain marvel
● puts effort into paintig her nails
● wears mismatching socks
● takes really great selfies

Make The Cut

Last year we saw a massive influx of celebrities and bloggers all making the decision to take off a few inches of hair. Emma Watson and Taylor Swift had been one of the first celebs to start the trend before it was taken on by many other girls, including YouTuber Zoella. All have taken on the new hairstyle known as the ‘long bob’, but why has this style been so loved?

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Rapunzel the Thief

During my most recent fever daydream I started thinking about alternative universes in “Tangled”. One of my favorites was one where Rapunzel cuts of her own hair in order to escape Gothel and the tower. OBS: Rapunzel just knows that “mother” has lied to her, but she has no idea that she is royalty. 

After wandering the forest all alone and depressed she bands up with ((fellow orphan)) Flynn Rider and becomes a well known thief. Later, during a break-in into the castle Rapunzel realizes who her real parents could be, but before she can meet the king or queen she is captured by the guards and is sentenced to death.

The rest is up to you. But a happy ending is obligatory. :P

Okay so the headcanon where Harley and joker do their hair together is cute but I can one up that real quick.

So imagine if you will, JOKER AND HARLEY QUINN, both just getting their hair colored and trimmed professionally.

Harley used to go back when she wasn’t a wanted criminal, and is a well known there. Knows everyone by name, is a favorite among the stylists cause Harley love to experiment. Pays amazingly too!

Joker used to cut and color his own hair, wouldn’t let anyone touch it. However he ended up in one of his traps one night which resulted in a horrid mix of toxins and gunk to engulf his hair.

Harley immediately drags him in, gets their top stylists on the job. It takes hours but they manage to save his hair, even getting rid of his split ends and off coloring.

it’s so good, that BATMAN notices and makes a comment about it.

So every 2 months, you will see Joker getting his hair trimmed and re colored in one of the chairs, gossiping with his stylist of the day about his next plan.

reaction compilation #71

Reactions to page 34! Aww, look at those kiddos. So young and full of hope…

This ask sums up 90% of our inbox. It sounds like a pack of Temmies rolled through here! 

That’s right.

A lot can change in 22 years. Or is it 99 years?

Chara’s bangs are actually slanted during this time frame.

(They cut their own hair.)

That’s a cute idea, but the game tells us that Chara fell at the end of 201X. The month of May is towards the beginning of the year.

Maybe they’re born with it.

He probably could, actually.

Thank you so much! He’s tough to draw, so this is nice to hear. :D

Chara always has their nose in a book. What a nerd!

The buttercup is only being observed– OH MY GOD

Butch is a surviving word. Butch is warm like a touch, a look, like a laugh that climbs sweetly from the belly of the first woman you meet and think, “I could fall in love with her.“ At fifteen, when I first cut my own hair shorter than my ears, I looked in the mirror and thought “I could fall in love with her.” I wasn’t a Butch then. A seedling of it was inside me though, poking into my soft spots. I had a sharp tongue, and as many conflicting womanhoods as hairs on my head. I knew that I was woman, but I knew more about what was done to women than how to be a good one. I knew the women in my family were hurt, and carried it around in their mouths just like me. Trying to swallow it down. Taking it out and wielding it at family dinner, hurting people with it when memory bubbled up.
—  from my in progress English paper (Butch 2016: On Subcultural Resilience)

anonymous asked:



A weekend in the life...

I impaled my foot on a nail sticking out of a board this weekend and Charlie had what looked like a step rash with no strep symptoms so we both went to urgent care yesterday. 

Being nailed to a board, unable to move, and then having to wiggle your foot up off the nail and crawl/hop to the house is not an experience I would like to relive anytime soon. 

Kid-isms from the weekend:

1) Charlie - cut her own hair. A few chunks right off the top/middle. When asked why: “Because me beautiful.”

2) Mary - my mom came over (since I couldn’t walk, still barely can) and Mary was helping her do some projects. My mom came up from the utility room giggling and said your daughter just made a very profound statement. “Kitty litter happens.” Ha. The littler boxes are in the utility room and just the day before she was asking me why there’s always littler on the floor and I explained and swept it up. So the kid-version of “shit happens” is now “kitty litter happens.”

3) Punky - spent the weekend at her Aunt’s, got home last night (in a really good mood for once) and after I explained what happened with my foot, and reassured her I was fine (she was really upset/concerned at first) said, “Wow, you’re as brave as a man.” Sigh. Cue feminist lecture before bedtime. It makes me so angry that little girls think only men can be brave - this child has been through so much, and is so incredibly brave herself. If only she could see that.