customizing burgers

Everyone talks about how shitty and stupid customers are, why don’t we ever talk about the cool ones? 

-Bilingual children translating for their parents/grandparents like a boss

-The drunk guy you had to deny a sale to and he took it so well and maybe even thanked you for keeping him safe

-The random peeps in a long check out line who stop to tell you you’re doing an amazing job

-The regulars who have your back when someone starts giving you a hard time

-Customers who let you know to keep an eye on someone for shoplifting

-Bros who insist on cleaning up their own mess/spill

-The really upbeat/cheery mom/aunt type customer that just kind of brightens your day a bit

Feel free to add, you guys. You know who they are, let’s give them some love.

Me: “Do you have your [rewards] card?”

Customer: “It’s not charging me the right price!!!”

Me: “Yeah, I need your rewards card.”

Customer: “But…!”

Me: “I need the card”

Customer: “It’s not the right price!!!”

Me:

Originally posted by astrologyexplained

Justin wasn’t purposely rebellious. He was a rascal in an unassuming, almost charming way. He sometimes got into trouble for things he didn’t even realize were wrong. Like the time he was suspended from catholic school.
Justin loved movies and would often repeat lines from them. When he was around seven years old, he watched a movie called ’‘Good burger’’ which was based on one of the sketches on a nickelodeon network show. In one of the films scenes, a customer at a burger joint is complaining to Ed, a simpleton who works at the restaurant, about the hamburger he ordered. After his rant, the irate customer storms out of the place and yells over his shoulder to Ed, “See you in hell!” Ed responds good-naturedly, “Okay, see you there!” The scene was cute and funny, meant to make you laugh.
One afternoon when Justin rode the bus home from school, the catholic bus driver wished him a good day as she let him off. Justin smiled, waved, and told her, “See you in hell, Bev!” He was suspended the next day. Justin wasn’t trying to be mean, just funny. Unfortunately, the bus driver didn’t appreciate my sons humor.
—  Pattie Mallette, Nowhere But Up.
I'm gonna take a minute and talk about why I love Gordon Ramsay okay

The man learned to cook as a teenager as a way to escape from problems at home. He’s called cooking his “salvation.”

He left his life behind and went to Paris, arguably one of the toughest culinary environments in the world, because he wanted to learn with the best. The man still speaks fluent French and speaks with such awe about the experiences he got to have studying cuisine in the culinary capital of the world.

When he did have a mental breakdown, HE STOPPED. The man had a goddamn nervous breakdown and immediately quit his high-stress job in a kitchen an took a job as a chef on a yacht, until he was better and could go back to the kitchen. When he works with chefs who he can see are working too hard, he stops, and talks them down, and tries to find ways to help take the pressure off them in the kitchen so they don’t break down like he did.

The man has worked his ass off to get to the top of what he does. He has refused to compromise his standards of quality and taste in his food. When American shows just depict him screaming madly at chefs and restaurant owners, they gloss over Ramsay’s commitment to quality and his genuine belief that customers at all levels of restaurant service deserve nothing less than the best. That doesn’t mean he wants every single burger joint to become a gourmet restaurant, but the customers at that burger joint deserve fresh (not frozen), homemade, good quality food prepared with care and attention. More chefs should be like Chef Ramsay in this regard.

And he has failed. Gordon Ramsay has opened restaurants that have been business failures and he’s had to close them down. He’s also learned from all of his failures. One of his happiest days when when he opened a restaurant called Amaryllis in his hometown. While the running the restaurant, he tried too hard, and he lost sight of one of his core principles of simplicity. The customers didn’t like the food anymore, they stopped coming, and he was forced to close the restaurant. And he learned from his mistakes, and uses what he learned to help himself and other chefs. 

Gordon Ramsay loves his fellow chefs - the chefs that are willing to work hard, and are committed to serving quality food to their customers. Not chefs that are content to reheat frozen food and slop it out to their customers - and then refuse to acknowledge that they quality of their food could be better. 

More chefs should be like Gordon Ramsay, okay? More PEOPLE should be like Gordon Ramsay.

I hate customers that whisper-speak or mumble their order.

Oh my god and don’t get me started when they get pissed because I ask them to repeat what they just said. Do you think like subtitles pop up in my vision or what?

SPEAK THE FUCK UP. SPEAK CLEARLY.

Amy’s Baking Company Sentence Starters

Quotes taken from this video and this set of social posts. Feel free to change pronouns as necessary! Note: Foul Language Warning!

“He was a playboy.”
“Our babies are cats.”
“Meow meow meow meow!”
“This is what God wants me to do.”
“That is one shit burger.”
“The customer is not always right.”
“She’s nuts!”
“I’m going to really hurt somebody if someone sends it back!”
“I told them to leave and not come back.”
“Don’t worry, I told them to fuck off!”
“I will go tell them to fuck off if my husband doesn’t!”
“FUCK YOU SIR!”
“They retaliate against them.”
“I hope it hurts him.”
“I don’t make tips.”
“That’s horrible.”
“Don’t fuck with me.”
“Who the fuck you think you are?”
“I will fuck with you!”
“The majority of the people in this state think we’re going to throw you out.”
“Don’t come back!”
“You go! Fuck you!”
“You’re a little pansy! Give me a break.”
“We will stand strong through the oppression that has been thrown at us.”
“This is a rough and unjust time in our lives.”
“We will not bend to the will of these haters and sinners.”
“I AM NOT STUPID ALL OF YOU ARE.”
“YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW GOOD FOOD.”
“WE DO NOT NEED THIS YOU STUPID PEOPLE.”
“AMERICA IS ABOUT RESELLING, IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL.”
“DO NOT BLAME US BECAUSE YOU CANNOT AFFORD QUALITY.”
“I FORBID YOU FROM SPREADING YOUR HATE ON REDDIT.”
“I AM NOT ALLOWING YOU TO USE MY COMPANY ON YOUR HATE-FILLED PAGE.”
“Bring it on. You are just pussies. Come to Arizona.”
“You are weaker than my wife.”
“My wife is a jewel in the desert.”
“You are just trash.”
“I’m keeping note of all the names here.”
“We will be pursuing action against you legally.”
“You are all just punks.”
“WE ARE NOT FREAKING OUT.”
“I AM NOT A WITCH. I AM GOD’S CHILD.”
“PISS OFF, ALL OF YOU.”
“FUCK ALL OF YOU.”
“BRING IT, WE WILL FIGHT BACK.”
“YOU DON’T KNOW US! WE WILL THRIVE!”
“WE WILL TEACH OUR CHILD WHAT GOD WANTS IN THEIR PATH.”
“I AM WONDER WOMAN.”
“You people are all shit.”
“We are laughing at you. All of you, just fools.”
“God is on our side.”

Please fire me. A customer said it was “atrocious” that our line was so long. I’m sorry you came to our drive through during the busiest time of the day and that the car in front of you had 5 different drinks. I can’t control the world.

  • Customer: Where's my food? It shouldn't be taking this long!
  • What I've Always Wanted to Say: I'm sorry, would you like to come back here to the kitchen and make it? :D
Dear drive-thru customers,

When an employee asks, “Does your order look correct on the screen?”, you do not say, “I hope it is!” and be serious about it.

You read the shit out of that screen and give a definite “yes” or “no” because if you forget to order something or the employee forgot to put another item in, you do not get mad at us.
That is all your fault because your dumbass is too lazy to thoroughly read a small screen.

Sincerely,
All Drive-Thru Employees

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Custom made Bob’s Burgers shoes! Took me roughly 30 hours to make.

If you would like a pair, message me with what kind of design (specific characters you’d like, colors for background, etc) and we’ll talk specifics with price and whatnot!