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Star Wars movies rated by Leia Organa's appearances
  • Phantom Menace: Hasn't been born yet. 0/10
  • Attack of the Clones: Hasn't been born yet. 0/10
  • Revenge of the Sith: Is born at the end of the movie. Looks adorable but mom dies right after she's born. 4/10
  • Rogue One: Best cameo besides Darth Vader. Says iconic line; everybody in the theater sort of came back from the dead when she showed up. 8/10
  • A New Hope: On a diplomatic mission to Alderaan straight from the battle of Scarif. Rescues herself from Imperial prison. Says Tarkin smells bad and insinuates Vader is a pet. Two buns hairstyle, a classic. 10/10
  • Empire Strikes Back: Calls Han a nerf-herder then makes out with him 3 days later. Makes out with him in front of dad. Has the Force. 1000/10
  • Return of the Jedi: Force-chokes Jabba with a chain while wearing a slave bikini. Becomes friends with little bears who give her new clothes like a proper Disney Princess. 500/10
  • The Force Awakens: Is a General. Doesn't give a fuck about what people think. Baboon ass hairstyle. 9/10

I played my very first session of D&D a few weeks ago. I had played a few rounds of pathfinder before, but it was all online so it was with roll20 instead of actual dice since I didn’t have any.

Well sometime last year I had bought these really pretty dice, blue with iridescent shimmer inside and I was in love with them, not only that but they rolled fairly decently as well.

Flash forward to a few weeks ago and thank god we hadn’t gotten into a battle that day. I’m a bard that’s intended to be really flirty. True to life, every time I flirted with someone it backfired or the DM had to awkwardly go “sorry ma'am, I don’t swing that way”.

So we have this town where we just joke that it’s just full of gay men because I critically failed three different persuasion checks in a row.