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I can’t tell you why it happened to me, but I know that I’m Muslim. I have an Arabic name. And even though I represent Team USA and I have that Olympic hardware, it doesn’t change how you look and how people perceive you.
— 

Fencer Ibtihaj Muhammad, the first female Muslim American to medal for the U.S. in the Olympics, was recently detained at U.S. Customs for two hours without explanation.

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It’s only taken me over two years, but AT LAST! I’m finally selling some Mystery Twins Silhouettes!!

These are a very limited run of paper silhouettes of everyone’s favorite Mystery Twins, Dipper and Mabel! There are only 11 available, and,  unless I find more frames, there will only ever be 11!

Each silhouette has been cut by hand and they are approximately 5x4 inches.

Due to the limited nature of these pieces, I will only be selling/shipping to customers in the United States, as it makes tracking much, much easier for me. I hope you understand.

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They go by many names,

They come from all backgrounds,

But they all have one job in common,

Protecting life.

A List Of Things Cashiers Wish They Could Say To Customers

1. Lazy bitch, please take your cart/basket back where you got it.

2. If you decide you don’t want something, fucking take it back yourself.

3. I don’t care how ridiculous you think it is that you need to show me your ID. 

4. No, I clearly don’t work here (as I wear a name tag with the company name on it)

5. Don’t reach over my fucking register.

6. Thanks for eating your un-purchased banana while you were shopping.

7. If you want $100 cash back, please go to the bank that’s 10 feet away.

8. So you decided not to put your produce in a plastic bag? Do you want me to tell you the last time this belt was thoroughly cleaned?

9. Don’t. Steal. My. Fucking. Pen.

10. If you’re going to pay with a check,…. wait…. what year is it?

11. My manager will tell you the same exact thing I just did.

12. The Guest Services desk is closed? Oh, that means the Guest Services desk is closed.

13. For the love of god, tell your kid to stop screwing around.

14. I don’t know what the fuck your asking about.

15. I fucking know what this is, I’m just looking for the damn PLU#.

16. “15 Items or less” means “15 items or less.”

17. “Hi, how are you?” “Plastic.” No.

18. If I don’t have a bagger, that means you should help me bag your shit.

19. If you put your money or coupons on my belt, they will definitely end up in the dirty tray under the counter.

20. If there’s somebody else’s stuff on the belt, use a god damn barricade to separate your shit from their’s.

21. Don’t tell me you have the change once I’ve already opened my fucking cash drawer.

22. Don’t ask me to throw away your trash when there’s at least twelve million trash cans around the fucking store.

23. If the product you got doesn’t match the coupon exactly, it will not work.

24. If your coupon expired twenty years ago, it will not work.

25. I could honesty give less of a shit if you found everything alright.

Genji User Manual

Hello! Congratulations on purchasing your very own Genji™ unit. This will be your manual on the care and maintenance of your unit. Take proper care of your Genji™ unit and he will be a wonderful companion for all your needs.

What Comes in the Box:

- 1 Genji™ Unit
- 1 Dragonblade
- 24 Shurikens

Customization: Genji™ normally comes with a default skin, but you are able to customize the unit before or after you receive him. If you know what custom skin you would like ahead of time, you can put which skin you’d like in the customization box. If later you decide that you would like to change his skin, call a representative and they would gladly help you through the process. You do have to pay for shipping and handling if you want to customize after you receive your unit.

Skins available: Default, Azurite, Cinnabar, Malachite, Ochre, Carbon Fiber, Chrome, Nihon (exclusive), Sparrow, Young Genji, Bedouin, and Nomad.

Turning On Your Unit For the First Time: Genji™ has a button located in the middle of his chest. All you have to do is press it, let him boot up, and download any updates that your unit has available. You will know he is done when all his lights turn green. At this time, you will need to introduce yourself as his master. For the Young Genji and Sparrow skin, you simply turn him on by squeezing his cheeks.

If he does not recognize you as his master and is claiming that a Zenyatta™ unit is his master. Please do a reset by holding down on the power button for 10 seconds. If you need to pin down your unit, do so. Do not worry about hurting your unit, they are built to be very sturdy and can withstand a lot of pressure. Try turning on your unit again after half an hour, if this problem persists please call Customer Service.

If Genji recognizes you as his master, at this time you can download the Genji™ app and connect via Bluetooth to your unit. The app allows you to change the color of his lights and make adjustments to his personality.

Custom Wake Up Sequence: After turning on your Genji™ unit for the first time, you are able to set a special sequence to wake him up after he powers down for the night (i.e., patting his head behind his visor). Simply turn on the app, look for the option for Wake Up Sequence in the settings and executing the action on your Genji™ unit. When you are done, press done on the app. It will then register it and you are able to use the sequence from then on to wake your unit.

Personalities: Genji™ is able to be programmed with a set of personalities that will affect the way that he will behave. He already has some personalities pre-made, but there is a customization option for you to mix and match what you want.

-Default: His default personality is what he will already be set to when you turn him on. In this personality, he needs some time to meditate every day. Do not worry about making a special space for him to meditate, he can meditate anywhere that he finds quiet, although he would appreciate it if you would. It would also be wise to buy him a target to practice his martial arts on, we currently do sell one in our stores if you are unable to buy him one elsewhere. Aside from these two things, Genji™ is one of our more easy units to care for and can pretty much do things on his own. He is easygoing and is willing to help you out with anything you need.

-Playboy: His Playboy personality will turn him into a flirt. He will flirt with any person he sees, unless you tell him not to. If you tell him not to, he will flirt with you or any other person or unit that you allow him to flirt with. He will also have the sub-personality, mischievous. He will pull pranks on you and other units. Be sure that his pranks are harmless and do not hurt anyone. If this personality becomes too much, but you want to keep it, just give him a video game and he will calm down.

-Pre-Fall Overwatch: His Pre-Fall Overwatch personality will turn him moody. He will act like he is not used to his body and sometimes will fall into depression. This is not a mode that you want his personality in and will sometimes activate when he malfunctions. Try to reset him or introduce him to a Zenyatta™ unit. The Zenyatta™ unit will be able to help him through the personality and put him back to default. If this error keeps on occuring, please contact Customer Service and one of our representatives will gladly give you an exchange.

-Alpha/Omega: Your unit also comes with Alpha and Omega personalities. These personalities are more maintenance and require more care. His Alpha personality will become more possessive and he will be very touchy with you. His touchiness is because he is trying to scent you to claim you. Every couple of months, he will also seem more aggressive. He is going through a rut. Good luck. His Omega personality is not as territorial. He will be more affectionate and every few months he will steal some of your clothing to make a nest. This will indicate that he is going through a heat.

-Dragon: Much like his Omega personality, his Dragon personality will want to make a nest. He also might hoard items that he likes. Don’t try to throw them away. When he starts growling, slowly put it down and walk away. Also don’t be surprised if he goes transformers on you and turns into either full dragon or half dragon.

Maintenance: Genji™ is normally capable of taking care of himself, but every now and then he needs his joints to be lubricated. He will need help to do this since he will have trouble reaching a lot of areas. He does not really need to eat, but he does enjoy tea every now and then.

Interactions With Other Units:

-Hanzo: Genji™ will usually try to talk to other Hanzo™ units to let them know that he forgives him. Sometimes the Hanzo™ unit will look uncomfortable around your Genji™ unit. It’s okay, he just needs to process what your unit has said to him.

-Young Hanzo: Genji™ would be excited to see his brother and would want to talk to him. Don’t let your unit approach. The Young Hanzo™ unit might try to kill him.

-Zenyatta: Genji™ will also be excited when he sees a Zenyatta™ unit. He is very thankful to him and loves to meditate with him. It would be good to either get a Zenyatta™ unit of your own or set up play dates with the Zenyatta™ unit’s owner. It’s good for the both of them.

-Mercy: Genji™ is very grateful to Mercy™ units and would always pay his respects to her. You should maybe also do the same. Without her, the Genji™ units would not exist.

-McCree: Genji™ is very amused by McCree units and likes to speak to him so that he could hear him talk. Be careful, the McCree™ units tend to be handsy.

F.A.Q.:

Q: Why is my Genji unit so clingy? They are not letting go and growl at everyone who gets near me?
A:You probably have his Alpha personality on. He is probably going through a rut. After a few days he will stop, he might hump your leg though.

Q: My Genji unit isn’t acting like he usually does, he has been moody and isn’t even meditating.
A: Your Genji unit has unlocked his Pre-Fall Overwatch personality. Immediately introduce him to a Zenyatta unit or try to reset him. If the problem persists, call a Customer Service representative.

Q: My Genji unit is lactating????
A: He has his Omega personality unlocked and is probably pregnant. He will continue to lactate after giving birth, but it will stop. Congratulations on the new child.

Disclaimer: Although Genji™ is a product that we sell, anything that happens after he leaves our factory is not our responsibility. We will not be liable for any of his actions. It is your job as the master to be sure that he is in tip top shape and to keep him out of trouble.

Hanzo User Manual

Hello! Congratulations on purchasing your very own Hanzo™ unit. This will be your manual on the care and maintenance of your unit. Take proper care of your Hanzo™ unit and he will be a wonderful companion for all your needs.

What Comes in the Box:

-1 Hanzo™ Unit
-1 Storm Bow
-Somehow an infinite amount of arrows
-1 Hair Scarf
-1 Drinking Gourd

Customization: Hanzo™ normally comes with a default skin, but you are able to customize the unit before or after you receive him. If you know what custom skin you would like ahead of time, you can put which skin you’d like in the customization box. If later you decide that you would like to change his skin, call a representative and they would gladly help you through the process. You do have to pay for shipping and handling if you want to customize after you receive your unit.

Skins available:Default, Azuki, Kinoko, Midori, Sora, Cloud, Dragon, Demon (exclusive), Young Hanzo, Young Master, Lone Wolf, and Okami.

Turning On Your Unit For the First Time: Hanzo’s™ power button is located in his hair. He will turn on when you tie it up with the scarf provided. After you have turned him on, allow him to boot up and download any available updates. You will know that he is done when his tattoo starts to glow. At this time, introduce yourself as his master.

If he does not recognize you as his master and starts spouting on about how he is a Shimada, just simply so a reset on him by telling him that Genji forgives him. If not heard from Genji himself, he will go into shock and reset. If this does not work, please contact Customer Service and one of our representatives will gladly assist you.

If Hanzo™ recognizes you as his master, you are then able to download the Hanzo™ app and connect your unit via Bluetooth. The app will allow you to be able to change his personality setting.

Custom Wake Up Sequence: After turning on your Hanzo™ unit for the first time, you are able to set a special sequence to wake him up after he powers down for the night (i.e., gently, but firmly squeezing his Left Tiddy™). Simply turn on the app, look for the option for Wake Up Sequence in the settings and executing the action on your Hanzo™ unit. When you are done, press done on the app. It will then register it and you are able to use the sequence from then on to wake your unit.

Personalities:

-Default: Hanzo’s™ Default personality tends to be arrogant, but also he tends to brood. Sometimes he will need some alone time, so that he can think about all the wrongs he had done in his life (i.e., Killing his younger brother, Genji). Let him brood, but give him some love so that he doesn’t stay brooding forever.

-Young Master: The Young Master personality is more arrogant than his Default personality, since he is the first born son of the Master of the Shimada Clan. He will spend a lot of time in this personality training to be a master swordsman and archer. If he recognizes you as his master in this personality, he is a great bodyguard and can protect you. He will show off some of his skills to you too. So be sure to praise him to keep his ego unharmed.

-Alpha/Omega: Hanzo’s™ Alpha personality is possessive and very protective. He will always be sure that you’re safe from other people and will glare at them. Every few months, he will start acting even more possessive and he will start to touch you more. He is scenting you, so that other unit will know to stay away. Sometimes he will try to hide what he is doing, but he goes through most of the signs of a traditional rut. His Omega personality though is very needy. He has not had a lot of intimate contact so he craves it. So expect to have him around 24/7, he will whine. Every few months when he goes into a heat, he will start building a nest. If you’d like you can help him by providing blankets and pillows. It will also help if you give him something that smells like you, like an old sweater you wear often.

-Dragon: The Dragon personality is incredibly snooty, he will want to make a nest much like his Omega personality. But this nest has to be made of the finest objects or else he is not satisfied. He will silently judge you and everything you do. Like he might judge your outfit and the way you decorate your home, and he will try to help you by picking out your clothes and rearranging everything in your home. Lock up your jewelry or anything of value, he will find it, and he will hide it. He needs treasure to stay happy, buy him some fake gemstones or something to keep him happy.

Maintenance: Hanzo™ is perfectly capable of performing most maintenance on himself. Occasionally he will demand for some sake, we sell some at the store made specifically for him. Do not worry, it is not alcoholic. We have programmed the Hanzo™ unit, to drink our “sake” and be sated by it. DO NOT GIVE HIM REAL SAKE. He will malfunction and go into a seemingly deep depression and will start talking about dishonor.

Interactions With Other Units:

-Genji: Hanzo™ feels very guilty towards what he has done to a Genji™ unit in the past, so he will try to avoid these units. Every now and then a Genji™ unit will approach your Hanzo™ unit to tell him that he forgives him and to move on. Be there for your unit to help him process the information. He will need some extra care at this point in time.

-Young Genji (or Sparrow): Hanzo™ will remember past memories with this unit, and become a little depressed. The Young Genji™ unit will also try to approach your unit and talk to him. He might make a joke about how old Hanzo™ looks. Hanzo™ might pull out his Storm Bow. Keep an eye on them.

-McCree: Hanzo™ feels very annoyed by the McCree™ units, please try to avoid too much contact between the two of them. McCree™ is very handsy and Hanzo™ will pull out his Storm Bow.

-Junkrat: Although it seems like your Hanzo™ unit wants nothing to do with the Junkrat™ unit, he will go up to him and interact with him. He will only interact with him to act about where his treasure is. So you do not need to worry about these two being in the same vicinity of each other.

F.A.Q.:

Q: My Hanzo™ unit keeps on stealing expensive fabrics and pillows?
A: It sounds like your Hanzo™ unit has the Dragon personality set, he is making a nest and requires all the nicest items. He is a snooty dragon. Either return all the items he stole, apologize a lot, and leave with your head hung in shame. Or start watching him to make sure he doesn’t steal anymore. If you cannot handle the personality, you are able to switch it back to Default in the app.

Q: Hanzo™ has been saying “Sake!” like all the time, I don’t know what to do.
A: Your Hanzo™ unit comes with a drinking gourd that he likes to drink from, if you forgot to give it to him that may be why he is doing that. Please give it to him, we sell a liquid that he is able to safely drink, so please purchase some from our store. If he has the gourd and is still yelling, he may be malfunctioning. Please do a reset, if that also fails call Customer Service for help.

Q: My Hanzo™ unit broke into my liquor cabinet and is now grumbling about dishonor???
A: Your Hanzo™ unit is currently going on a rampage of guilt. He is remembering his past and how he killed his brother. Please get a Genji™ unit to come and forgive him so he can start his healing process.

Q: I got a Genji™ unit to try and help, now he is hissing at him and throwing things.
A: Good luck.

Q: Is there a platonic love setting for my Hanzo™ unit?
A: Yes, you are able to set it in the app. Just go to Custom Personality and set what you need.

Q: My Hanzo™ unit is stuck in a tree, what do I do?
A: Offer your love or call the fire department.

Disclaimer: Although Hanzo™ is a product that we sell, anything that happens after he leaves our factory is not our responsibility. We will not be liable for any of his actions. It is your job as the master to be sure that he is in tip top shape and to keep him out of trouble.

The Midnight Watcher

This is an immobile unit, stationed in one of the 3 hidden core chambers of the facilities. Only the highest functioning units can access these chambers.

This particular unit keeps track of the status of every single unit, giving diagnostic reports and providing back-up energy should her sister unit, the Daylight Source have any issues.

NeoSurgeon has noted in his own databank that he has felt a high emotion around this unit, only able to describe it as a mix of ‘calm’ and 'joy’.

2017 Commissions are currently : OPEN
EMAIL: DOXOPHILIA@gmail.com (or PM me!)
PAYPAL ONLY.

What I will Draw:
-Original Characters
-Furry/Android/Monsters
-Fanwork
-I will give the good ole’ college try to anything, really!

(NSFW)-
-LGBT/any orientation A-OK
-Furry/Monster A-OK
-Androids A-OK
-Weird dingle-bits A-OK
-Gore A-OK

What I WONT Draw:
-IP you do not have permission to request art for
-Complicated mecha

(NSFW)-
-Scat/Watersports/a combination of this with gore
-Feral/Beastiality
-Graphic depictions with under-aged characters
-Complicated robot sex (I don’t understand how this works lmfao)
-Vore
-’Extreme fetishes’ (you can ask me, worst I will say is no lol)

DTG PRINTING AVAILABLE:
I have a fancy printer that prints on clothing, bags, patchwork, etc. if you have a project you want to see come alive on garments, send me an email! Prices will vary depending on custom formatting, etc. ~12 unit minimum.

Space is limited, PM or email me for a quote!
DOXOPHILIA@gmail.com

All pricing above is the price you pay for my commissioned time, you retain rights to any IP you own that you ask me to draw, but I retain the ownership of the artwork and the ability to display it on my SNS platforms and portfolio. Requesting ‘private’ or NDA commissions may modify the price.

If you wish to purchase the copyright to the artwork to use for commercial goods, add 50%+ extra to the commission fee. If you are a large business or corporation, please email me about a royalty plan or copyright purchase.

Thanks for looking! Boosts appreciated! ♥

I don’t wanna look you in the eyes, you might call me away
I don’t wanna give you the chance to make me stay
And the hardest part in all of this is
I know my way back, I don’t want to go
And let you see all that has become of me

– The Grey [Icon For Hire]

“How dare you doubt yourself now?! You made your choice! Now live with it like the rest of us had to!

I’ve been really invested in my ongoing FE:Fates RPs recently, and especially the relationship between my two “Kamuis“, Miyu [My main, Nohr] and Sorako [Hoshido]. And then, I stumbled across this song. A perfect Kamui song. And my mind started going to places.

Reaper User Manual

Hello! Congratulations on purchasing your very own Reaper™ unit. This will be your manual on the care and maintenance of your unit. Take proper care of your Reaper™ unit and he will be a wonderful companion for all your needs.

What Comes in the Box:

-          1 Reaper™ Unit
-          2 Shotguns
-          1 Edgy Owl Mask (Unless you order the Pumpkin, Nevermore, Plague Doctor, El Blanco, and Mariachi skins. They will come with their respective masks. Blackwatch Reyes will come with a beanie that you put on his head.)

Customization: Reaper™ normally comes with a default skin, but you are able to customize the unit before or after you receive him. If you know what custom skin you would like ahead of time, you can put which skin you’d like in the customization box. If later you decide that you would like to change his skin, call a representative and they would gladly help you through the process. You do have to pay for shipping and handling if you want to customize after you receive your unit.

Skins available: Default, Blood, Midnight, Moss, Royal, Desert, Wight, Nevermore, Plague Doctor, El Blanco, Mariachi, Pumpkin (exclusive), and Blackwatch Reyes (exclusive).

Turning On Your Unit For the First Time: To turn on your Reaper™ unit for the first time, just take his Edgy Owl Mask and put it on his face. Be sure that before you turn on your unit to turn off his Shadow Step and Wraith Form abilities, also have his shot guns hidden away. He may glitch and try to use those abilities off the bat. Give your unit time to boot up and download any recent updates. You will know that he is done when he says, “Death comes.” When he is on the first time, introduce yourself as his master.

If he does not recognize you as his master and attempts to attack you, just knock off the mask and he will automatically turn off. Please do a reset by giving your unit a hug. He probably needs it. Try turning your unit on after half an hour, if this problem persists please call Customer Service and they will help you troubleshoot.

If Reaper™ recognizes you as his master, at this time you can download the Reaper™ app and connect via Bluetooth to your unit. The app allows you to make adjustments to his personality.

Custom Wake Up Sequence: After turning on your Reaper™ unit for the first time and connecting him to the app, you are able to set a custom wake up sequence for him. It will allow you to wake up your unit after it powers down for the night (i.e. a kiss on the cheek or squeezing his juicy thighs). Just turn on the app and find the Wake Up Sequence option in the settings. Then execute the actions on your Reaper™ unit and click Done. It will then register your actions and you can use that sequence to wake up your unit from then on.

Personalities: Reaper™ is able to be programmed with a set of personalities that will affect the way that he will behave. He already has some personalities pre-made, but there is a customization option for you to mix and match what you want.

-Default: Reaper’s™ Default personality tends to be on the more serious and brooding side. He also tends to be conceited, sadistic, and petty. So you’re in for a lot of work if you keep him in his Default personality. He has gone through a lot, so that’s how he turned out that way. Slowly get his trust and give him lots of hugs and compliments. He will eventually warm up to you and do all he can to protect you. Be sure he doesn’t murder, we are not liable for anybody he kills. He is your responsibility.

-Blackwatch Reyes: The Blackwatch Reyes personality can still be as serious as his Default personality, but he does have a silly side to him. He is really only serious when he is working or trying to protect you. Overall, he likes to sew and pull pranks every now and then. He also might try to take in a Deadlock McCree™ unit.

-Alpha/Omega: Reaper’s™ Alpha personality can be a little intense. He will get extra protective and he will be nearby at all times. He might try to scent you as often as he can, so that other units will stay away. Every few months he will get extra aggressive, because he is going through his rut. You can either switch his personality for his rut, or you can try your best to deal with it. His Omega personality will still be a little clingy, but he will not be as aggressive. He is pretty docile and affectionate. Every few months, he will start stealing soft things to make a nest and will start being clingier. It is him going through his heat, do not be alarmed if he humps your leg. To deal with his heat, just deal with him like you would his ruts in Alpha mode.

-Werewolf: His Werewolf personality is almost like his Alpha personality, but when a full moon is about to come, his personality will be about five times more intense. He will be protective, snippy, and horny. Do not be surprised if he transforms into a werewolf with the edges of his fur turning misty. He will be needy and requires extra attention. He will be very much a lap dog and will growl at anything and anyone that approaches you.

Maintenance: Your Reaper™ unit will normally try to act independent if you have his Default personality on, but he does need some attention, a hug every once and awhile will do. Also he has a bad habit of throwing down his shot guns when he’s done with them, so you might need to pick up after him or teach him to pick up after himself. We do not recommend the latter.

Interactions With Other Units:

-Soldier: 76: He might become a little murderous when he comes in contact with a Soldier:76™ unit, quickly try to get your unit out of the area and calm him down. Maybe introduce him to a Widowmaker™ unit, they will talk about some evil schemes, but as long as you keep an eye on him he will not do anything too bad. He might get snarky for awhile.

-Strike Commander Morrison: If he sees one of these units, he might become broody. He is still angry that Strike Commander Morrison™ gets more of the limelight than he does. Please try to encourage him about his achievements to cheer him up.

-Widowmaker: He normally feels indifferent to the Widowmaker™ unit, and only sees her as a co-worker of sorts. She is a good unit to use to diffuse a situation between him and Soldier:76 since she can talk to him about plans to destroy him. He will visibly be in a better mood.

-McCree: He is very much annoyed by the McCree™ unit, but underneath that annoyance he does care about him. Might throw a few insult McCree’s™ way, but will not do anything inherently violent.

-Deadlock McCree: If he runs into one of these units, he will react similarly to the regular McCree™ unit. But he will also try to take him into your own and straighten him up. Either buy your own Deadlock McCree™ unit or try to get him away from the unit before he takes him. It is rude to take other people’s units. You could even set up a play date if you’d like.

F.A.Q.:

Q: Why is my Reaper™ unit clinging onto me so much? He whines every time that I try to leave for work or errands.
A: It sounds like you have Reaper’s™ Werewolf personality on. There is probably a full moon coming soon, so he is getting ready to transform and wants all of your attention. He is like a puppy and needs it. If you did not turn on his Werewolf personality on, you can switch it in the app. If that does not work, call Customer Service.

Q: My Reaper™ unit has kidnapped a young looking McCree™ unit, I don’t know what to do.
A: We suggest that you do a quick shutdown to bring the McCree™ unit back to his owner. From there you can either reset him or distract him to make him forget about the whole situation. Be sure to keep an eye on him from now on.

Q: My Reaper™ unit tried to kill me???
A: He probably does not recognize you as his master. Please do a reset and go through the turning on process again.

Disclaimer: Although Reaper™ is a product that we sell, anything that happens after he leaves our factory is not our responsibility. We will not be liable for any of his actions or anybody he kills. It is your job as the master to be sure that he is in tip top shape and to keep him out of trouble.