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Have you no idea that you’re in deep? 

I’ve dreamt about you nearly every night this week 

How many secrets can you keep? 

‘Cause there’s this tune I’ve found That makes me think of you somehow 

And I play it on repeat Until I fall asleep

  • Me: All right, that comes to $18.27.
  • Customer Probably Named Sharon: *opens wallet*
  • Customer Probably Named Carol: No no no no no no. You are not paying. I'M paying.
  • Sharon: Oh hush, I've got it. *holds out credit card*
  • Me: *reaches out to take credit card*
  • Carol: Nonononononono! *blocks me from taking credit card* You are NOT PAYING for this! {to me} Do NOT let her pay. Hold on, let me just-- *fumbles with wallet*
  • Sharon: *rolls eyes* *holds out credit card again* Here, just take mine.
  • Me: *reaches out to take credit card*
  • Carol: *waves a twenty dollar bill at me* Don't you dare! Don't you dare take her card! Sharon, I told you, I'm the one paying!
  • Me: *hesitantly starts to reach for twenty*
  • Sharon: *glares at me* Don't listen to her. I'm paying!
  • Me: *hesitantly starts to reach for credit card*
  • Carol: Sharon, please! *swats credit card with twenty*
  • Sharon: *gasp* Carol, stop! *reaches over Carol with credit card*
  • Carol and Sharon: *scuffle madly for seven minutes*
  • Me: *backs away slowly*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...
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I’m not picky I just love to see everyones guitars and I’m happy to post any related content. I’m now really close to the 12k mark and want to give back to my followers so get those posts in 🎸✌