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anonymous asked:

So this girl I work with sprained her ankle and her doctor only gave her 4 days off instead of the whole week. So now she has to sit on a stool at the register cause can't call off sick cause no doctors note. Like I don't like the girl but even then. Thats not cool. She should be at home.

She’ll probably get shit for sitting on a stool from customers too.Unfortunately if her doc isn’t willing to do a longer leave excuse then she can’t do anything. Unless, of course, management is lenient and understanding. At least they seem to be willing to let her sit. In retail that’s a pretty big deal. -Abby

Beer for people who hate beer.

YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 

OUT WITH FRIENDS, SOMEONE HANDS YOU A SHITTY BEER (Miller, Budweiser, really? Why am I friends with you?) SO YOU WANT TO EDUCATE THEIR DUMB ASS ON WHAT DELICIOUS-ASS BEER TASTES LIKE. WHERE DO YOU START?

HERE ARE SOME GREAT-TASTING BEERS FOR ASSHATS WHO HAVE ONLY KNOWN SHITTY BEER, OR WHO NEVER LIKED BEER IN THE FIRST PLACE. 

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Pilsner Urquell: Brewed similarly to how beer would have been made in the 19th century! A sweet, mellow flavor with a hint of citrus and reminds me of biscuits.

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Hefe-Weissbier Naturtrüb: Sweet with vague hints of bannanas and cloves. Very Crisp/Refreshing. Excellent for a hot summer’s day, served cold. Go for the Paulaner brand. *thumbs up*

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 Peach (Pêche) Lambic: Sweet and Sour, like a ripe summer peach in beer form. Fizzy and delicious. (Try Linderman’s Raspberry and Black Cherry Lambic as well!) 

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Left Hand Milk Stout:  This is proof that dark beers don’t have to be bitter or burnt-tasting. This milk stout tastes like silky espresso poured over ice and swirled with cream. It’s like a dessert wine, except beer. Yes please~

Left Hand Brewing also makes some damn awesome Mild Ales. I wrote an essay at one point on how Mild Ale would probably be the closest taste to what Hobbits drank, based on location and time period their society was based off of. Get your nerd on and drink this shit from tankards.

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Shock-Top: Mild and buttery.  Yes, it’s supposed to be cloudy - they add actual bits of fruit and spices into the brewing process. 

Malwart

I’m finally leaving Walmart! After being there twice (12/2010-05/2013 and then 05/2015-now with two years as a correctional officer in my states largest prison in between)

I must say going back after getting stabbed by gang members in the DOC customers were much easier to handle. “Really, bitch? I’ve been stabbed by Nortenos and thrown down the stairs and had to fend off 6 inmates until backup finally arrived. What the fuck could you possibly do to me? URL at me and call me names, I still have my yard boom and I’ll fucking use it!” (Yard boom= really loud voice used to convey something across a prison yard)

Customers are assholes. People are good. There is a difference. Always enjoy and remember your good ones or retail will eat you up and spit you out. Managers don’t give a damn about you, co-workers just sit in silence in the break room. 

Don’t get stuck. If you hate it, leave. Apply anywhere else. But don’t let capitalist corporate cunts ruin your disposition. Do one little thing that you love every single day. Retail does not have to be forever!

I’m free!! I’m free!!😉😉😉

Stay strong my fellow retailians!!

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Doc Scratch, as he would appear in Soul Calibur. This was the easiest character to replicate of them all, and also the absolute closest thus far considering that his equipment is pretty simple. All I had to do was modify a Ball attachment to cover his head, put him in the tuxedo pack, give him some gloves, make EVERYTHING white except for his shirt and sucks and boom. I’m done.

This game doesn’t have any guns in it per say, but what it does have are gun blades, so I gave him the pirate Cervantes’ fighting style with the dual gun blades and colored them all white with green handles to accent his shirt and bow tie. Coincidentally, something else Cervantes likes to do a lot is teleport around, so now we have a teleporting, gun blade-toting, short, cueball headed scratch doctor flying around Soul Calibur V making quick work of unruly children. Fun stuff.

Caliborn
Calliope
Gamzee
Dualscar
Dirk Strider
Jade Harley (Godtier)

Dr. Martens x @JEANTRIX Customization Tour starts at our Philadelphia store tomorrow. Pick up a new pair and customization is free. Catch them again in NYC: Brooklyn Sept 15th / SoHo Sept 16th.