cushion dog

Pilot AU: "Beauty and the Beast"

Status: ???

Thank @galaxirys-bowtie for even coming up with this idea!

AU was based off of the recent Beauty and the Beast Live-Action Remake :y

Yesman - Belle

Hocus - “The Beast”

Cutlass - Cogsworth

Norman - Mrs. Pots

INDEV - “Wardrobe”

Countdown - “Piano”

Artman - Lumiére

Jester - Gaston

Trickster - LeFou

Taco - Chip

Daisy - Mr. Pots

Pilot - “Dog-cushion-thingy”

Scooter - “Feather-duster”

Cullan - “Oven”

Greeze - “Clothes hanger”

Exa - Enchantress

Mary - Maurice


Honestly, im not spending my time looking up names lolol
Im writing fanfiction soon so
B l ah

It looks like the boy can’t have a daytime pillow anymore, he did this in like the four minutes I was in my bedroom getting ready to take him out. He just goes into that hyper-anxious-excited state and wants to shred. If he comes in the bedroom while I’m getting ready I have to repeatedly yell “down”, because he jumps on the bed and goes after the blankets and pillows. It’s a bit stressful. There’s no safe room to shut him in, all have chewable items, the garage is off limits to him, he’s never been crated as far as I know. Maybe I will just have to put him in the backyard while I get ready????

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etsyfindoftheday 3 | 7.27.16

frenchie pattern floor pillow/cushion/dog bed by zanaproducts

this adorable french bulldog-printed pouf is multipurpose — use it as dog or human seating ;) love the little 'model,’ too.

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etsyfindoftheday 1 | 9.9.15

patterned floor poufs/pet beds by zanaproducts // waves | shapes

i am loving the fun patterns on these comfy-looking floor poufs from zanaproducts — looks like the pets in your household will love ‘em, too :)

the signs as amy brookheimer truth bombs
  • aries: you are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch.
  • taurus: "i think that each candidate has merits and demerits."
  • gemini: you have two settings: no decision and bad decision.
  • cancer: i have bitten my tongue so long, it looks like a dog’s cushion.
  • leo: it’s not even bullshit. bullshitting takes talent.
  • virgo: "but i believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth."
  • libra: you are the worst thing that has happened to this country since food in buckets and maybe slavery.
  • scorpio: i wouldn’t let you run a bath without having the coast guard and the fire department standing by, but yet here you are running america.
  • sagittarius: have you been sent from the future to destroy me?
  • capricorn: i’ve had enough. i’m gone... you have achieved nothing.
  • aquarius: the fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents because we tried one and she fucking sucks.
  • pisces: "and i don’t know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek."
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: have you been sent from the future to destroy me?! because it’s working! ‘i think each candidate has merits and demerits, and i don’t know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek but i believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth!’ it’s not even bullshitting. bullshitting takes talent. you have none. you are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch! i have bitten my tongue so long it looks like a dog’s cushion. but no more! you have made it impossible to do this job. you have two settings: no decision and bad decision. i wouldn’t let you run a bath without having the coast guard and the fire department standing by but yet here you are running america. you are the worst thing that has happened to this country since food in buckets. and maybe slavery. i’ve had enough. i’m gone! you have achieved nothing, apart from one thing. the fact that you are a woman means we will have no more woman presidents, because we tried one and she fucking sucked! goodbye ma’am.
  • professor: where is your essay?
  • me: have you been sent from the future to destroy me? because it's working."i think that each candidate has merits and demerits. and i don’t know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek, but i believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth." it’s not even bullshit. bullshitting takes talent. you have none. you are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch. i have bitten my tongue so long, it looks like a dog’s cushion. but no more. you have made it impossible to do this job. you have two settings: no decision and bad decision. i wouldn’t let you run a bath without having the coast guard and the fire department standing by, but yet here you are running america. you are the worst thing that has happened to this country since food in buckets and maybe slavery. i’ve had enough. i’m gone... you have achieved nothing. apart from one thing: the fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents because we tried one and she fucking sucks. good bye ma’am.
  • when the president's best friend spouts some shit and you finally snap: have you been sent from the future to destroy me? ‘cause it’s working. ‘i think that each candidate has merits and demerits. and i don’t know my left buttcheek from my right butt cheek, but i believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth.’ it’s not even bullshit. bullshitting takes talent. you have none. you are just a blah, blah, blah, blah bitch. i have bitten my tongue so long, it looks like a dog’s cushion. but no more. you have made it impossible to do this job. you have two settings: no decision and bad decision. i wouldn’t let you run a bath without having the coast guard and the fire department standing by, but yet here you are running america. you are the worst thing that has happened to this country since food in buckets and maybe slavery. i’ve had enough. i’m gone. you have achieved nothing. apart from one thing. the fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents because we tried one and she fucking sucks. good bye ma’am.
  • me @ Emmys™ voters: have you been sent from the future to destroy me? because it’s working.“i think that each candidate has merits and demerits. and i don’t know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek, but i believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth.” it’s not even bullshit. bullshitting takes talent. you have none. you are just a blah-blah-blah-blah bitch. i have bitten my tongue so long, it looks like a dog’s cushion. but no more. you have made it impossible to do this job. you have two settings: no decision and bad decision. i wouldn’t let you run a bath without having the coast guard and the fire department standing by, but yet here you are running america. you are the worst thing that has happened to this country since food in buckets and maybe slavery. i’ve had enough. i’m gone… you have achieved nothing. apart from one thing: the fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents because we tried one and she fucking sucked. goodbye, ma’am.

have you been sent from the future to destroy me? because it’s working.“i think that each candidate has merits and demerits. and i don’t know my left butt cheek from my right butt cheek, but i believe in listening to both butt cheeks and then farting out my asshole mouth.” it’s not even bullshit. bullshitting takes talent. you have none. you are just a blah-blah-blah-blah bitch. i have bitten my tongue so long, it looks like a dog’s cushion. but no more. you have made it impossible to do this job. you have two settings: no decision and bad decision. i wouldn’t let you run a bath without having the coast guard and the fire department standing by, but yet here you are running america. you are the worst thing that has happened to this country since food in buckets and maybe slavery. i’ve had enough. i’m gone… you have achieved nothing. apart from one thing: the fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents because we tried one and she fucking sucked. goodbye, ma’am.