cus i am down with that

anonymous asked:

all i know about this height difference thing is that i get fucked up every time i'm reading a fic and someone leans down for a kiss. like in my brain they're all the same height except yugyeom??? i am confusion

as a mostly jjp fic reader I don’t get that with jjp cus most fic writers write them as same height (or JB being just slightly but insignificantly taller). And with yugbam, Yugyeom is always taller than Bam. 

but yeah writers should take that into consideration. One time I read a fic where Jaebum’s hands were described as bigger and longer than Jinyoung’s and I’m like, HAVE YOU SEEN JB’S HANDS???

i mean

when levi thinks of erwin he doesn’t think even of him in commander-mode with a serious look or a grim expression or the hard set of his jaw?? which is what he looks like 98% of the time???

levi actually thinks of soft glowy erwin with a soft smile?? he thinks of erwin lITERALLY LOOKING DOWN AT HIM TENDERLY???????? THIS IS NOT HOW U REMEMBER AN “”””EVIL”””” MAN, A MAN WHO “””””FORCES””””” YOU TO DO THINGS, THIS IS HOW U REMEMBER SOMEONE WHEN U ARE USED TO THEM LOOKING AT U THIS WAY!!!

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE OF THIS, ISAYAMA???? TELL ME WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO TAKE AWAY FROM THIS PANEL CUS ALL I SEE IS THAT LEVI THINKS OF LOVE WHEN HE THINKS OF ERWIN 

Clumsy Starter Sentences

1. “Hey! Please do not drop that!”

2. “You are such a Disaster Prone!”

3. “I swear, you could get hurt sitting down with your hands behind your back..”

4. “I’ve never met someone as clumsy as you..”

5. “Did you just fall down the stairs?”

6. “I’m sorry! I must have tripped..On..a completly smooth floor..”

7. “Hey I am not clumsy! That wall just got in my way!”

8. “No No! You stay sitting right there..I’ll get the first aid kit..You don’t move!”

9. “I’m sorry but…How does someone knock over 10 Book selves?!”

10. “Uhg..that was a stupid place to put a tree..”

11. “I uhm..May have broke all your dishes..sorry..”

12. “No I did not slip on an ice cu-..Okay yes I did..”

13. “Don’t give me that look..Just help me out of this hole!”

14. “You are the only person I know who can give themself a Black-eye just by opening a bottle of soda..”

15. “How many times have I told you to watch where you are walking?”

some random les mis headcanons

because I can

• Cosette has hundreds of records (given to her by les amis and found at various yard sales/thrift shops/record stores) but nothing to play them on, and she’s been saving up to buy a record player for over a year.

• Grantaire gives Enj cheesy-ass tumblr valentines every year (such classics include “are u a beaver cus dam” and “I’ll never give you up or let you down, valentine”) and even though E pretends to hate it, he keeps them in a box under his bed and looks at them when he’s sad.

• Courfeyrac and Marius are obsessed with BuzzFeed. More often than not, if one of the amis texts them, the immediate response is something along the lines of, “hANG ON I NEED TO FIND OUT WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS I AM”. (Marius posts his results to Facebook. There are at least three or four a day.)

• Joly and Marius have a teeny bit of an obsession with Bo Burnham, and often fanboy about it when they’re alone. They both cry at the songs “Nerds” and “From God’s Perspective”, and Joly loves the jokes in “New Math”.

• Eponine trained in martial arts and could kick ur ass.

• Cosette does those cool calligraphy things and posts them on Pinterest.

• Marius reads romance novels and hides them under his pillow so Cosette doesn’t see. Courf knows about them, though, and Marius is forever in debt to him.

• Jehan listens to Taylor Swift and will often sing it (very loudly!) in the shower. This is usually accompanied by angry knocks on the bathroom door followed by something along the lines of “Jehan if you sing Blank Space in there ONE MORE TIME”

• Cosette disagrees with Bahorel on something stupid at one point and it gets real heated real fast and cosettes like “fIGHT ME” and Bahorel’s like “k” so in the end Marius ends up having to physically hold cosette back cus she’s like “fUCKING FIGHT ME BAHOREL I AM NOT AFRAID OF U”

• Marius cries at every movie. It doesn’t even has to be that sad - a single tear could run down a character’s cheek and next thing you know BOOM he’s bawling his eyes out.

• The Amis are in a very heated game of capture the flag, and the rules are that if you get tagged, you have to sit down on the grass and put your hand in the air. EVERY SINGLE TIME Enj gets tagged, he plops down, puts his hand in the air, and starts full-out BELTING the French national anthem.

• Marius takes Cosette and Eponine to prom (they’re the only of the Amis to go - all the others claimed that prom was boring but turns out they just wanted to have a party at home - mainly so they could pick their own music) and when a slow song comes on Cosette and Marius walk on the floor and Eponine kind of awkwardly sits down on a bench expecting to like refill her drink or something bUT COSETTE NOTICES SHES ALL ALONE AND KIND OF BREAKS AWAY FROM MARIUS AND GOES UP TO EPONINE ALL “may I have this dance” aND THEY SLOW DANCE AND COSETTE TWIRLS LIL EPONINE AROUND AND MARIUS DOESNT EVEN CARE THAT HES NOT DANCING W COSETTE CUS HE GETS TO DO THAT ALL THE TIME BUT EPONINE DOESNT I AM VERY EMOTIONAL ABT THIS ONE

  • me: wow sometimes i just really hate myself :)
  • someone without depression: you shouldnt say that about yourself youre never going to get better if u keep putting yourself down
  • me: WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT HOLY AHIT OMG IT IS MIRCLE I AM CU RED I AM FINALLY HAPPY THANKYOU