curufinrod

anonymous asked:

celegorm/curufin or curufin/finrod

i’ll do em both!

TYELKURVO

The ship is my: OTP OF OTPS 11/10 sLAY ME

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other | Incest? Incest. | love/hate/conflicted sometimes | guilt ridden wtf is going on emotional and literal fuckfest

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together | somewhere between healthy and taboo because incest | like… its not abusive but its certainly not healthy | its pretty broken actually | …but it works between them  in a fucked up im-fucking-my-brother-whom-im-also-in-love-with kinda way | they have such an interesting dynamic and that’s why i love them together so much

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it | Celegorm is totally uncle-dad to Celebrimbor and if Celegorm had ever had kids it would be the same vice-versa

General Opinion: all the feels. so many feels. too many feels. i can srsly talk about them non-stop for hours. so, I’ll leave it at that. Rating: A+++++++++++++

CURUFINROD

The ship is my: notp/frenemies/the anti-russingon (ie: mae calls fingon his half cousin cause hes not-so-secretly fucking him/in love with him, where-as curvo calls finrod his half-cousin or sometimes doesnt even acknowledge that they are related at all cause he hates the dude on a cellular level) this is gonna be a wild ride, anon

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided at best | They don’t really like each other |

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together | i can see them trying to manipulate each other but not for the D or romance or anything involving anything close to love or affection it would be for power and mastery over the other | their power dynamics can be interesting because Fifi really isn’t all that nice hello manipulative asshole with no personal boundaries concerning all that mind reading jazz and Curvo would totally enjoy that side of Finrod but since it could be used against him it would be infuriating | | I can see them getting off on trying to play mind games off each other | how about a mutual game of how-low-will-you-go-to-fuck-over-your-half-cousin chicken 

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion: I like them more as frenemies and not a sexual/loving/affectionate relationship or even as real friends Rating: somewhere between D- (fluff, romance, kissing) and A- (fifi trying to mind control curvo for the lulz and curvo getting pissy and trying to shank fifi in the gut with angrist)

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