Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Sunday 2nd April, 2017.
This was by far the funniest, most enjoyable performance I’ve seen. I actually laughed more than I cried which is a first! There were a lot of young kids in the audience today who were so enthusiastically honest and loud with their reactions and the cast just seemed to feed off that energy. I loved it. It meant I pretty much made notes on everything though. Well, I say that. This is really 80% Scorpius and Albus, and 20% Draco and me crying over how much I don’t want Alex to leave. You have been warned.
This is a little under 10k+ words of theatre observations, with a few meta ramblings and silly headcanons (that no one should take seriously) thrown in. Have fuuun : )
I am a Christian but I also want to believe in Greek gods. What do I do?
You can believe in more than one religion just fine! For example, I’m mostly Ietsist, which is the believe that there must be some higher force, yet not specifying that force, but on some degree I think that it is just as likely that the Greek gods could indeed exist. I don’t know if that works with other religions as well, but how I see it is that you can believe in different religions to a different degree - say, you’re mainly Christian, but you can still value and pray to the twelve olympians - or maybe on different planes or for different reasons. You could go to church every Sunday, yet curse at Zeus if it starts thundering on your way home.
I do advice not to start any human sacrifices, but besides that I believe you’re free to do with your believes and religion as you wish.
So. I’m actually at my computer instead of goddamn Tumblr Mobile™ for once in a lifetime, and as I sat down, I noticed another copy of that cursed magazine OSV (Our Sunday Visitor), which, you may remember, was the same one who had an article about talking to your kids about gender issues (which I ripped up and threw in the compost), and on the front of this copy was a article about the increase of surrogate mothers. But, like… The funniest part was, the article was titled, “Womb-Renting On Rise In U.S.” I know it’s obviously supposed to be a phrase to derogate and show how absolutely horrible and immoral having a kid who doesn’t share your genes is, but like… it’s such a great phrase omfg.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: Sunday 8th January, 2017.
This was my first show since September so to say I was excited was a bit of an understatement. Not even a tube strike was going to bring me down! Anyway, as you’d expect from someone with my username, this
is 90% Albus and/or Scorpius. I tried not to describe everything in minute
detail because it’s been done a hundred times already (my previous recaps are here), yet this
still managed to be 9k+ words long! Fear not, I’ve written this scene by scene so
you can skip to the bits you are interested in. Or just because I’m a self
aware rambler, you can skip riiiight to the end for the TL;DR bit I did at the
1. The most perfect otp is not canon
2. The endless friendzone joke
3. Not to know how to tag their otp dany x jorah because there STILL IS NO CLEAR NAME DAMn
4. Endless complainings from others how we dare to ship Dany with that ‘old man’ (btw shut up it’s fiction and it’s perfect)
5. Daily heart attacks when there’s a Jorah-in-his-armor-and-just-standing-in-his-awesome-sexy-way-photo
6. Just any photo of him..
7. When you see a bear - Jorah feeeels
8. You try to say Khaleesi in the sexy way Jorah does and cry over his beautiful voice
9. You wanna rip out your heart because you can’t handle his desperate looks
10. You f*cking wanna kill Daario
11. You want to be Khaleesi to make things right (marry Jorah, travel to Westeros and kick Daario in the ass, oh and MARRY Jorah!)
12. You get Jorahs feels just because someone says normal things like 'Oh, here he stands.’ or 'Look, I brought you a gift’ and noone understands…
13. Your daily question while doing anything: why is Iain Glen so perfect? He is ruining my life and shit!
14. THE TERROR not to know if Jorah survives grayscale after surviving that fucking pits!
Ok i still cant believe we are already on episode 10 this needs more episodes, anyways, time to watch the anime about the MAHOmo Shonens
You know you hecked up when you see this face and think “oh no my son is not feeling good” i hecked up i accepted yumoto as my first anime son he must be protected
tHE FOUR DADS ARE WORRIED
wHO IS HE WHAT ARE HIS INTENTIONS WITH MY SON DI THEY CUDDLE ALREADY???!!!!?!?!?
HOW DARE YOU BE SO CUTE????? fuck it’s ok you are allowed to cuddle the yumoto just dont you dare be this episode’s monster
MEGAWACCHI STOP BEING CUTE I CAN TELL YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH MI SON, YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT, YOU ARE MY SON TOO NOW
NO NON NONONONONO STOP DONT YOU KNOW MONOLOGUES TURN YOU INTO A MONSTER????
When even the bad guys are fucking confused you KNOW something is wrong here (well except kinshiro, he has no fucks to give about yumoto apparently)
A DOOR??? and another one at the conquest club????? it would be too easy to think it’s the same door… or two doors that lead to the same place… what does this mean????? what’s behind each door??? why nobody is opening the doors as soon as they find it??????? “ooh there is a door we didnt know about, lets completely ignore it and not open it” god damn it i mean i can expect that from the earth defense club but come on conquest club open the god damn door
Yumoto stop this is going to corrupt megawacchi
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck no no no stop megawacchi dont corrupt dont do it god damn it not you at least be a cute monster like melon monster
NOOOO WHY THIS CURSE YOU CAERUDA ADAMAS, CURSE YOU CONQUEST CLUB, CURSE YOU SUNDAY, i mean, ZUNDAR-SAMA
no En you are not the only one
Io did u just fucking no homo while blushing????
when your special someone/crush talks to another person
HOLY FUCK WOMBAT IS REALLY DESPERATE
YUMOTO REFUSED THE CUDDLES!!!!???!?!? THE FUCK???!?!?! THE GLASSES ARE CURSED
YES THE CURSED GLASSES ARE GONE NOW YUMOTO IS BACK MY SON IS FINE AGAIN
Megawacchi is back everything is fine get married with yumoto already
THE FISH HAS A NAME NOW
HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW SCARLET IS YUMOTO??? IS FACE IS GLITCHED AND HIS VOICE ALTERED???? GORA WTF???
THAT’s EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE EXPLANATION IS GORA LOVES HIM SO HE CAN TELL I WILL PUNCH SOMETHING
Io nO WTF i was expecting that from wombat not you how could you
fucking creepy fish how are you even using a phone underwater god damn it
Ok seriously tho, today we learned that monster remember who they were before being monsters
AAANDDDD Ending movie time!! Kinshiro watching a movie about the dads being gay for their son, let’s see what they put on the “I miss you”, hopefully either En rescuing Yumoto, or Yumoto appearing again to kick ass… nope, monster glass beams, ok
Ok next episode is about Zundar??? green!evil!sonic must be stopped, anyways, here’s the episode 10 review, LOVE IS OVER~!