wongbal  asked:

AU where all weapons make the sounds from the "Mans Not Hot" meme: BOOM. SKRRRRRRAT! PAK PAK PAK PAK PAP! SKIBBIKI POP POP! POOM POOM!

cursed plant pathology item #452435

ok i was gonna put this in the queue but im crying lmao 

so in plant pathology lab today our class is like, a total of 4 people + the teacher so we were just kind of chilling and talking about plants when the professor brings up the locker of plant specimens in the back of the lab that he inherited when the old plant path professor retired. we were like o cool ok and hes like yeah idk what half that stuff is but yall can see if you want and i was rummaging through it and stuff and then

?????????????????????????

introducing: bottle of ???????????

features:

-unlabelled except for the phosphate solution and what appears to be some names etched into it on the front

-bottle appears to be repurposed from…..something and is super heavy

-top sealed with aged scotch tape, felt phosphate solution leaking on my hands after holding it for a while

-plant inside is skeletal and translucent white, yet perfectly preserved

-the roots are….what im assuming this was preserved for because it’s the full system carefully attended to with strange knots on them that kiiiinnnddd of look like a fungus or something??

-not a TRACE of chlorophyll in the leaves 

-or anywhere on the plant

-like seriously part of me is inclined to think that someone found an albino plant, which does happen but is extremely rare; albino plants have a defect with chlorophyll and cant produce it and therefore die very quickly but like…..maybe its been treated???

-plant path professor has no idea

conclusion: cursed botanical object spotted

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I’ve actually had this rolling around in my head for weeks and it was funny when I first thought of it. Sometimes I am self-conscious of my dumb ideas.