THAT'S NOT HOW CLERICS WORK
Thief: Ye’ gotta slap ‘im with a holy kiss! It’s th’ only way to wake ‘im up!
Cleric: What? No!
Paladin: *slowly being turned to shadow by an absurdly cursed crown*
Thief: Issa light-slinger like you! And he knows the way out o’ here! What’s the problem?
Cleric: It’s improper, AND by my personal vows if I were to kiss him it would douse my inner light by spades!
Thief: Oh, well… Inner light, hey? If'n it’s not too deep in there I could peel off his codpiece an’–
Cleric: N O