curse maker

… Ryuu ga waga TEKI GO KURAU!!!

(I play a lot of Overwatch, OK?)
Archer Kirby: confirmed! Massive enemy troops: confirmed! Health bars: confirmed! More battle events: confirmed! Skill Help window: confirmed!

Credits to Shouty for the colors chosen for Archer’s hat as he did the static Standing Archer Kirby. It helped tremendously in making this airborne pose. 

leliana/warden skyhold headcanons

1. the warden finds what she needs for her quest and immediately heads to skyhold. she shows up during a war meeting, ignoring any guards or agents and bursts through the doors of the war room bc there is no way a bunch of political bullshit is gonna keep her from seeing her love for a moment longer. (maybe she has even managed to dig up some dirt on corypheus, which she slams onto the table before striding around to leliana) then she practically picks leliana up and spins her, both are crying (if morrigan is there, she rolls her eyes and tries to hide her smile) bonus points if the warden was a circle mage. she throws a cheeky wink and smirk over leli’s shoulder at cullen, who is blushing furiously (the warden then takes every opportunity to make out with leliana whenever cullen is around. leliana also thinks his reaction is hilarious)

2. the warden soon finds out that dagna is at skyhold and they immediately start working together on all sorts of things, many of which can be carried in bottles and thrown at enemies (much to sera’s delight). this eventually devolves into a prank war, which goes on for weeks and has many people on edge and paranoid. finally it ends. leliana is the winner.

3. in between spending time with leliana, advising, training recruits, and drinking in the pub (bc she fuckin deserves a break at this point) the warden starts hanging with kieran (he affectionately calls her “aunty”) and soon gets in trouble with morrigan for distracting him from his studies and teaching him tricks that morrigan thinks are ‘immature and irksome’

4. after hearing about what happened with the rest of the grey wardens, the warden is furious, and goes on an angry rant about what “fucking asshats” they’ve all been. any time grey wardens are mentioned around her from then on, she is likely to start cursing again, and maker forbid she runs into one at skyhold when she’s in a bad mood.

5. the warden loves teasing the inquisitor about how easy they have it. comfy bed, big castle, resources, none of alistair’s terrible stews. the inquisitor tries to one-up her but after “have you ever been attacked by shrieks at camp while you’re butt naked and in the middle of sex?” the inquisitor just gives up.

6. the warden brought dog with her. he is getting old now, some days he helps train recruits, others he just naps in the sun and roams skyhold, flashing his puppy eyes at anyone and everyone in order to get treats. he starts getting a bit chubby but the warden isn’t too hard on him about it bc she figures he deserves to relax and be spoiled for once. kieran loves him, morrigan is less than thrilled to find him hanging around asking for belly rubs and to play fetch

7. one day when having a few drinks with varric, he mentions that he has a friend called isabela, and that she claims to have ‘met’ leliana and the warden. she smiles, drifts off into a daydream for a few seconds before confirming. she tells him that isabela was gracious enough to teach her a few tricks. “was this in bed, or on the battlefield?” he asks. “yes.” she replies, with a smirk.

Sweet Jeebus this one makes me nervous… It’s my attempt at a bit of smut and it’s probably terrible but please don’t hate me for it!  And yes this is the piece I was freaking out over while writing a few weeks ago.  I’m sure the freak outs are still in my archives.

Art by the absolutely awesome and talent picchar

Inspired by “She spends the night lying awake, heart pounding, wishing for his knock at her door.” - dragondizzy’s head canon

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The door opened and she blinked blurry, sleep heavy eyes up at the Commander.  He looked nervous and concerned but she couldn’t think of why he would have been bothering her at this time of night.  Not when she was on her way to bed.  A fur lined robe that she held closed with one hand keeping the cold at bay with the thin chemise underneath.  Her feet were bare though, she’d forgotten to put her slippers on thinking there had to be an emergency.

“Templar?  What’s wrong?” she asked, ready to run and grab her gear if need be.

His eyes drifted down before he seemed to shake himself and focus on her face.  Tiaa could feel a flush working over her cheeks realizing that he was probably seeing far more than she intended.  Fur lined or not she should have hunted for that belt it seemed.  Still she had to grin a little as his face turned the color of her hair.

“I-uh…” he stammered out, one hand raising to rub at the back of his neck.  

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anonymous asked:

heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider college au with kylo?

Haha, I can relate to this one. Hope you like this hun!

Modern AU Kylo Ren + heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider college au


Letting out a heavy sigh, Kylo adjusted his duffle bag strap over his shoulder as he began his ascent to his dorm. Within the first few steps Kylo found himself silently cursing the maker. Had he remembered he had to trek up these ridiculous stairs he might have reconsidered his workout that evening. His calves were burning and didn’t help the feeling of his thighs seemingly screaming at him to stop.

Bearing through the aches and pains he finally made it to his level. Adjusting the strap over his shoulder again he was about to make his way to his door when suddenly he heard something. Though it was rather muffled, he knew for certain it was a scream.

Furrowing his brows he set down his bag when suddenly he heard it again. Instantly his eyes went to the room next to his, realizing that was likely the source of the sound. Just as that crossed his mind he suddenly heard it again, along with a loud bang.

Without hesitation he went to the door, pounding his fist against the wood.

“Hey are you in there?”

Another loud bang. Though he didn’t know much about his neighbor, he knew this was definitely out of the ordinary. That and the fact that all the noises coming from the dorm were not one of someone who was ok.

“I’m coming in!”

Swiftly he slammed his weight into the door, waiting to hear a crack or pop. After a few slams to the wood the lock finally cracked and slipped the door open. Stumbling into the room panting Kylo looked around the space, concern filling his eyes. Instantly he found you standing there, jumping slightly from his sudden appearance. To say the least he had most certainly startled you, even causing you to shriek.

“What’s going on?! Are you okay?!”

You shook your head as you insistently pointed to the far corner of your room.

“No! Over there!”

Kylo’s brows furrowed, “What’s-”

“Spider! A really big spider!”

Kylo’s shoulders dropped as he sighed, his eyes half rolling.

“A spider? You screamed like that about a fucking spider? I thought you were about to be murdered.”

“You don’t know that! What if its poisonous?!”

Slipping off one of his shoes Kylo shook his head and walked towards the corner of the room. With barely any hesitation Kylo swiftly slammed his shoe into the wall. Just as it did you heard a crunching sound, making your skin crawl. It disgusted you beyond words, but at least you could sleep tonight knowing it was definitely dead.

Kylo turned back to you with a sigh after picking up his shoe.

“There. If you need any other extermination services I’m next door.”

You nodded as you shyly wrapped your arms around yourself. Kylo made his way to the door, trudging along with an obvious displeasure in his expression. Considering you had hardly ever seen him and didn’t actually know him it was certainly kind of him to come to your supposed rescue. You watched him for a moment before he passed the doorframe. Finally,as if your limbs could move again, you followed behind him.

“Hey!”

Kylo paused as his head snapped back towards you. Peaking out of your room you offered him a warm smile.

“Thank you.”

Kylo simply stared at you, seeming to process your words for a moment.

“Yeah, sure.”

Biting your lip nervously you looked to the floor. Considering you had rarely ever seen Kylo, you had never truly noticed how handsome he was. All you knew was everyone described your neighbor as grumpy.

“Do you um…do you like Thai food?”

Kylo’s brows furrowed for a moment before he nodded. 

“I was going to order some take out and seeing as you um, helped me out…I figured it’d be something I could do to…repay I guess?”

He snorted faintly, “It was a spider. It’s not like I had to do much.”

“…Still it was pretty nice for someone who’s never met me to do.”

He sighed as he ran a hand through his ebony locks. You could tell he wasn’t sure how to respond to your sentiment and was expecting to just go back into his dorm. 

With a half hearted wave of his hand he shrugged, “Fine.”

You smiled at him, “I’ll get their menu for you.”

(Follow up of THIS concept post.)

Got around to finishing an example of what Ability Changing will look like: this class ring of sorts. Later, I’ll add proper backgrounds and menus. The same thing should work in the middle of battle, too.

What is NOT show in this close-up GIF: Each Ability has its current level displayed also. 

In the future, there might be Favorite Ability buttons you can assign abilities to as to reduce menu spam.

Just finished a cover pic for Tony Allen’s Trouble Maker storyline.

“The Trouble Maker title is a collaboration of tribal African mythology and feudal Japan legend.

The main character is torn between his destiny to be a hero amongst men, and his immorality and dark view of the human condition.

A hidden power lurks in his soul and heart. The struggle he endures between taking the life of the very woman who birthed him and betrayed him is his obsession.”

–Tony Allen

1k Celebration!!

So, I recently hit 1,000 followers on here! I just wanted to say thank you, so very much. I think it is unbelievable that I have gained this much of a following in such a short time on here. Only 4 months or so, I think! I know I tried to do a 500 follower celebration, but it really didn’t work out. 

So, I decided that I will be doing ships and blurbs to make up for it. They will be open for approximately 2 weeks (or so, who knows) after May 19th, 2017. That being said, it may take a bit of time for me to get through them all, so please be patient. Here are the rules, if you will:

  • you must be following this trash can.
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  • maybe check out some of my other stuff?
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For the blurbs, please choose from the following choices: 

  1. a blurb based on a specific song (include the pairing, name of song, artist, and potential lyric you’d like me to focus on)
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  • NOTE: these blurbs may be an in an AU setting, or Hogwarts setting depending on what I’m feeling.

And that’s it! Sorry if it is a bit much. The format for the ships will be bellow the cut. I will also be doing the ships first (probably) and then the blurbs. 

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sangrites  asked:

“There’s flowers growing in my ribcage.” + Tomarry?

“There are flowers growing in my ribcage.”

“That’s… nice, I suppose. Although you ought to curse the coffin-maker for designing you a coffin so faulty as to let dirt in.”

Harry nodded dreamily. “Maybe. I could just leave that to you, though.”

Tom smiled. “I’d be delighted to.”

“Do you know what’s happening to your body?” Harry asked. Tom could never decide whether he liked or disliked it when Harry looked at him, for in death his eyes had gained an eerie, ethereal glow to them.

“No. It wasn’t even truly mine by the end. I guess I’m glad.”

Harry nodded again, leaning his head on Tom’s shoulder. They hadn’t figured out all of the rules to the afterlife yet, but they had figured out that even in their translucent forms they could still touch each other and other things. Tom appreciated that; he found himself appreciating a lot more in death than he ever had in life.

“I asked them to bury your body in Godric’s Hollow,” Harry said after a while. In his mind’s eye, Tom could see the graveyard Harry was referring to. There were wreaths on James and Lily Potter’s graves. There was a solitary white rose on his own.

“Doesn’t it bother you? That I’m next to your parents- who I killed?”

Harry sighed exasperatedly. “You’re different now. The fact that you even ask the question proves that. Anyway, the polite response would have been thank you.”

Tom paused reluctantly, longer than was necessary, long enough for Harry to start laughing at him. “Thank you,” he finally answered, matching Harry’s mirth with a wry smile of his own.

He had always wanted to be busy, to be doing something, to be powerful. Dominant, even. But just sitting here with Harry, not speaking, barely even existing, Tom was content.

Death tended to have that effect on both of them.

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1K CELEBRATION  🎉

i just hit 1 thousand followers! thank you so much guys! i was thinking of the perfect way of celebrating my first milestone, and why not a combination of the two things i’ve enjoyed the most doing? so for this celebration, you may choose between getting a harry potter profile or a make-me-choose edit <3 

  • you mbf me.
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  • if you’re into football, you can check out my football sideblog (optional).
  • send me a ⚡️for a harry potter profile or a 💕 (+ two characters for me to choose from) for a make-me-choose edit.
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Sneeze Headcanons

Cullen Rutherford

  • Cullen hates sneezing and he tries very hard not to by any means necessary, especially during War Meetings but also around the troops.
  • When he does finally sneeze though, it’s like he’s been holding it in forever (likely because he has).
  • When it happens, his face scrunches up, he winds up for it, his whole body tensing, AHHH choo! Big Ah, tiny choo. It’s higher than his speaking voice. Everyone is caught off guard. He hides his face in the crook of his elbow because another one is tickling him. Two. It usually comes in twos. He wiggles his nose, trying to shake it off. Like always, he fails at staving off the second attack. AHH choo! His whole body flies forward.
  • The girls in the War Room stare in shock at first, but then the Inquisitor giggles, and then everyone is gone.
  • Cullen flushes bright crimson, stuttering and apologizing. He’s so embarrassed.
  • When he sneezes outside, in front of his troops, they stare in wide eyed shock. “Was that…? Commander??” How could that high pitched sneeze be the Commander??
  • He doesn’t even realize his sneeze is out-of-place on him. “What?” Everyone looks at him with confusion. “Is there something on my face?”
  • Jim dares to tell him quietly.
  • Cullen blushes harder than he can ever remember (Jim blushes with him). “Well… get on with your training! Who told you to stop!?” And then he turns away cursing himself, “Makers breath..” He rubs his neck, hides his face, and hurries away.

Alistair Theirin

  • Alistair is blatant about his sneezes. Alistair is wild. When he sneezes, it’s loud. And he can’t stop himself once he’s started. He’s useless when he sneezes. He stops and can’t do anything until he is finished. The Warden always stops with him and tries not to laugh too hard. Alistair’s sneezes are long; he just sneezes and sneezes and sneezes, one after another, in quick succession.
  • Their companions have started keeping count. They have a running tally of The Most Amount Of Times Alistair Has Sneezed In One Go, and whenever he starts up, they each shout out the number of sneezes they think he will have this time. The bet is always 5 silvers, whoever is the closest, wins.
  • Sometimes, he sneezes when he’s startled. Everyone learns quickly he always sneezes when there’s too much dust. Whenever the Warden fiddles with things in the dungeons they visit, Alistair gets seized by a sneezing fit.
  • Wynne tries to tell him to keep a handkerchief with him, but he refuses to bring one. Ever.
  • And then everyone learns that Alistair has hay fever when they go to the Brecillian Forest. He is red and nasally the entire time, and can barely go ten paces before having to stop and have a sneeze fit.
  • Morrigan is more annoyed at him than ever. “Surely, you cannot be serious?!” she asks after the umpteenth time.  "Warden, why would you bring him if all the fool does is sneeze?”
  • Wynne is the one trying to ease it with healing spells, while trying not to let him see how hard she’s trying not to giggle.

bonus

  • King Alistair having a sneeze attack during a very important meeting and it sends the whole room into a giggling fit. He’s mortified that the court heard his ridiculous sneezing, but he tries to continue on as if nothing happened
  • Eventually, he starts using it to interrupt pretentious Banns and Teryns during their audiences. ACHOO! “Oh! Excuse me. Were you saying something important? I didn’t quite hear” Just as they start to talk again, Alistair “sneezes” over their words.
  • Every time they try to talk.

Yes. This is what @thedreadwhitewolf, @fuckboy-solas, and I do on Friday night/afternoons. It was so cute that I had to share!

Feel free to add or submit other character’s sneezecanons!

Let’s just try to keep it civil and cute?

This Heart of Mine

Written for the prompt: Dean and Cas are both about to die so one makes a deathbed love confession. When they miraculously survive things are awkward between the two of them, the confessor not thinking the other feels the same way; angst with a happy ending. 

Zombie apocalypse. That’s actually how Dean’s going down. A fucking zombie apocalypse. 

The thing that pisses him off is: zombies are easy. Bullet to the brain and they’re down for the count. Again. But yet, here he is, trapped in a damn storage closet with a graceless Castiel at his side, and one bullet sitting in the magazine of his glock. Fan-fucking-tastic.

“How the hell did we get here?” Dean mutters mostly to himself. He lets his head fall back against the hard cement wall behind him and tries to block out the sounds of the incessantly moaning dead just outside the door.

“Through the mess hall,” Castiel states gravely. 

Dean heaves a sigh. “Rhetorical question, Cas.” He glances around the empty storage closet, rubbing at his eyes and trying to force himself to think. He doesn’t get into jams like this. He just doesn’t.

Yet here he is.

As they sit, waiting for their inevitable death - what else can they do, really - part of Dean hopes the zombies will get tired of waiting for them, wander off to harvest somebody else’s brain. And it sounds wild, but hope’s all he’s got left at this point; that’s how fucking bleak the situation is.

When the door handle starts to wiggle, moans seeping beneath the door and creeping into the storage room, Dean comes to the conclusion hope is for suckers.

The wiggling becomes more incessant and is quickly accompanied by heavy fists pounding on the door, and Dean and Castiel are on their feet, breathing shallow and shoulders taut. 

“They’re not strong enough to break in, right?” Dean asks and despite already knowing the answer he needs Castiel to say no. 

“Yes, with enough force they could break the lock.”

“Fuck.” Dean mutters. He looks at his gun again, that one bullet not even enough to buy them some extra time, and then at Cas who’s watching him with calculated eyes. 

“We can’t hold them off for long.” Castiel says.

Dean snickers, shakes his head. “Fuck, Cas, aren’t you quite the optimist.” 

The door clangs loudly and Dean’s head snaps up and towards the sound. The grotesque faces of the dead are peering through the small window on the door, their jaws working jerkily as they groan.

They’ve double, tripled almost, in numbers, and they’re crowding around the door, pounding decaying flesh covered hands against the metal. 

This is it. Last episode, folks, no To Be Continued.

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Update time! Remember those colored boxes from Air Ride? Now they’re destructible objects. In fact, there are lots of destructible objects. Just look at the background for the less-than-obvious things you can strike or look around the battle field with your arrow keys when selecting enemies. Striking object like this might yield shocking results or sweet loot! In this case, Tac isn’t very happy you found a rare Red Box with a more common Green Box. 

Destructible objects never get a turn on the Turn Gauge unless they’re out to get you.

Oh. Right. Squeak Squad’s Squeakers are available as Party Members. Go figure! (Oh, don’t be that way on the Turn Gauge, you two. Tac isn’t that much of a threat!) I wonder… will more prominent figures of the Squeak Squad be able to join, too?

Forever and a Day [Bucky x Reader] Part 1/5

Forever and a Day

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader, mentions of Peggy x Steve

Rating: T/PG-13

No spoilers for Civil War. This takes place after The Winter Soldier.

Summary: You spent your youth as a friend to Steve and a lover to Bucky. But the three of you were not destined for normal lives and now the past has begun to catch up to you.

Originally posted by imhfily

Part 1:

 

1943

 

“You’re leaving in two days,” you blanched, feeling numb at Bucky’s admission. He hung his head regretfully.

 

“I’m sorry, doll,” he sighed. “You know I wish I didn’t have to go, to leave you and Steve…”

 

“But it’s your duty,” you finished for him, trying to hold in your tears. Your hands turned to fists, bunching the fabric of your dress beneath them. “Have you told him yet?”

 

“Yeah,” Bucky gave a weak smile. “I found him getting beat up behind the movie theater, he saw my uniform and that kind of gave it away.”

 

“How did he handle it?” you bit your lip, worried about your friend. Without Bucky around, it would be your responsibility to make sure Steve stayed out of trouble. You didn’t mind it, but you feared you wouldn’t be as good at it as Bucky. And if Steve got hurt on your watch, you’d never forgive yourself.

 

“He’s a tough kid,” Bucky grinned wistfully. “He’s going to be okay. And so are you.” You tried to return his smile, but your lips wobbled and your eyes couldn’t hold back your tears any longer. Bucky reached for you, whispering a gentle “Come here,” as he pulled you close.

 

“You better come back, James Buchanan Barnes,” you demanded with mock authority. The use of his full name made him laugh. Bucky smiled widely, brushing a hand over your jaw and leaning in for a long, slow kiss.

 

“You won’t even have time to miss me,” he grinned with bravado.

 

He left that week.

 

A month later found Steve leaving for the army.

 

In a year, they were both dead.

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Type of People Prophetﷺ Cursed

Ibn al Qayyim said: 

The Prophetﷺ cursed the doer of many sins:

  1. Heﷺ cursed the maker of tattoos and the person who wears them.
  2. Heﷺ cursed the “wasilah” and “mawsulah” (that is the woman who artificially lengthens (her or someone else’s) hair and the one who gets her hair lengthened).
  3. Heﷺ cursed the “namisah” and “muntamisah” (that is the woman who tears out hair of (her or someone else’s) eyebrows or the one who get it done.
  4. Heﷺ cursed the “washirah” and “mustawshirah” (that is the woman who tattoos (herself or someone else) or the one who gets herself tattooed).
  5. Heﷺ cursed the one who benefits from usury and the one who participates in a transaction of usury (writing, signing or witnessing it, etc)
  6. Heﷺ cursed the wine-presser, the one who has it pressed,the one who drinks it, the one who conveys it, the one to whom it is conveyed, the one who serves it, the one who sells it, the one who benefits from the price paid for it, the one who buys it, and the one for whom it is bought, etc.
  7. Heﷺ cursed the thief.
  8. Heﷺ cursed those who alter the natural features of the earth and its boundaries.
  9. Heﷺ cursed the one who curses his parents.
  10. Heﷺ cursed the effeminate among men, and women who assume the manners of men.
  11. Heﷺ cursed those who slaughter animals not for the Sake of Allaah
  12. Heﷺ cursed those who innovate in matters of religion.
  13. Heﷺ cursed those who create pictures (of people or animals).
  14. Heﷺ cursed those who act in the manner of the people of Lut عليه السلام (homosexuals).
  15. Heﷺ cursed the one who misguides a blind person.
  16. Heﷺ cursed the one who performs a sexual act with animals (beastiality).
  17. Heﷺ cursed the one who marks an animal on its face.
  18. Heﷺ cursed the one who harms a Muslim and deceives him.
  19. Heﷺ cursed those who visit graves to worship the dead, and those who build mosques and place lamps on them (the graves).
  20. Heﷺ cursed those who insult and abuse the Companions. Allaah cursed those who cause corruption on earth and break ties with their kin, and those who transgress the Laws of Allaah and His Messenger
  21. Heﷺ cursed those who conceal the Revelation of Allaah
  22. Heﷺ cursed those who accuse believing chaste women of illegal sexual acts.
  23. Heﷺ cursed the one who assumes the path of the disbelievers to be more guided than the path of the Muslims.
  24. Heﷺ cursed a man wearing women’s clothes, and a woman wearing men’s clothes.
  25. Heﷺ cursed the bribers, the person who receives bribes (the bribed), and the mediator between them.

Spiritual Disease and Its Cures(pg. 79 - 81)