curse cat

  • Albus: Teddy, pretend to be my mom to Scorpius's mom.
  • Teddy: [picks up the phone] Hello? This is...Mum Potter. The children are playing swords. Sorry. Playing with swords. Oh no. They are dead. Do not call again. [hangs up]
  • Scorpius and Albus: ...
  • Teddy: Sorry, I panicked.

“I am no one’s blessing
I’ll just bring you harm
I’m a cursed black cat
I’m an albatross
I’m a mirror broken
Sad to say
I’m your bad luck charm”

Thank you @y8ay8a for designing Aunt Qrow/Qrowe! I’ve never felt more badass in my life!

Photos by @chocozumo

Imagine that you’re someone who has been cursed to be a cat. You seek out Loki, the person you’d been told could break your curse without its requirements being met (which is to be loved unconditionally by someone who doesn’t know you’re not actually a cat). Loki, when you find him, is unusually dense and doesn’t realize that you’re trying to get his help–he makes you his pet cat, even!

One night, after a year of living next to him as a cat, you wake up on the bed next to him as your usual self and not a cat.