curryman

anonymous asked:

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Curryman Undertale.

He’s following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Curryman Undertale.

some mitsu replies

I’m not really on twitter aside from lurking, so I have no idea what QT means, if it means anything at all. but it seems like he’s just been replying to people lately, and here are a few of the many~

To Mitsu: Mitsu-san! I turned 16 today! Could I have a word from you, please? (b・ω・)b
Reply: I couldn’t decide between getting a nikuman (meatbun) or a curryman (curry-filled bun), so I bought a corndog

To Mitsu: Mitsu-san, Mitsu-san! I also turned 17 today, so could I please have some beautiful words too!
Reply: I really wanted a nikuman, but when I went to a conbini there was a “not yet open” sign posted

To Mitsu: What is your favorite motto???
Reply: ALOHA

To Mitsu: Mitsu-san! Last month I turned 16!
Reply: Please also turn 17

To Mitsu: Mitsu-sa~an! I don’t need any words from you!
Reply: Flat-chested

To Mitsu: Mitsu-san, I am in unrequited love with you, so could I have a word?
Reply: My wife and all of my wife candidates are 2D, so I’m sorry


And a last, somewhat serious tweet that might provide some kind of encouragement to somebody out there:

To Mitsu: I don’t do well with large groups of people, so I’m debating whether I should go to class or not (´・_・`) Should I go if I value my relationships with people?
Reply: I don’t think you should force yourself. But if you do go, something nice may happen