current karkat

anonymous asked:

Omg Dave Strider is so cute. He has the best bed hair, and when he's waking up, his eyes before he finds his sunglasses, all sleepy, are the Best Thing. And just after he's showered and his hair is still slightly damp, and he smells really floral because he uses Rose's shower gel.

Y ES YES ALL THE YES LET ME INTRODUCE YOU MY FAVORITE SCENARIO *drops quirk*

Imagine this: Karkat wakes up before Dave and is sitting in the living room or something. He looks up when Dave walks in and just. JAW ==> DROP

Dave shuffles in because he is still *TOO TIRED* so he’s just. Barely walking. And he’s got this WILD bedhead that goes right to Karkat’s gut because it’s fucking HOT AS SHIT OK DAVES BEDHEAD IS SO GOOD anyway *coughs*

Karkat is like. Dumbstruck. Dave is wearing a way oversized tshirt and boxers and that’s it? And its hella adorable?? His eyes are lidded he’s barely awake but what’s shown of his eyes behind crazy long eyelashes is this BRILLIANT BRIGHT RED its absolutely VIBRANT, they look sort of like bright red rubies and passion and fire and its CUTE AND HOT

And then he yawns and makes a teeny little noise with it like small and cute and kinda kitten like and Karkat just MELTS. AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN!!! He says “mornin” bUT HIS SOUTHERN ACCENT SLIPS OUT BIG TIME!! ITS THICK AND TIRED AND CUTE and Karkat just fucking DIES he LOVES DAVE SO MUCH

SO MU C H


SLEEPY DAVE 0/:B

FCG: ARE YOU SURE, MAN? 
CCG: ASLKJSDKLSDLFHJSIKLKLSDGNKL 
CCG: YOU CONDESCENDING FUCK. 
CCG: HOW 
CCG: FUUUUUUUUUUUSDLIHLYUUIFHIERGFSHDJKBGJKSUUUUUCKING 
CCG: **********DAAAARE********** 
CCG: YOU CALL INTO QUESTION THE LEGITIMACY OF MY FEELINGS, AS IF THEY AREN’T COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED AND TOTALLY 100% GROUNDED IN 
CCG: *ABSOLUTE* 
CCG: ~*=STONE COLD CONCRETE GOD DAMNED=*~ 
CCG: ********** 
CCG: OBJECTIVE. 
CCG: MOTHER. 
CCG: FUCKING. 
CCG: REALITY. 
CCG: ********** 

okay but like...who was the one to first suggest living together..👀👀

and how long did it take for em to admit they were interested in that…

Dave Strider: From now on, we will be using code names. I will be ‘Eagle One’.

Dave Strider: Terezi is ‘Been There, Done That’.

Terezi Pyrope: You wish.

Dave Strider: Karkat is ‘Currently Doing That’.

Karkat Vantas:

Dave Strider: Kanaya is ‘It Happened Once in a Dream’.

Nepeta Lejion: Pathetic.

Dave: John; ‘If I Had to Pick a Bro’.

John Egbert: Nice.

Dave Strider: And Rose is…

Rose Lalonde:

Dave Strider: ‘Eagle Two’.

Rose Lalonde: Oh thank God.


I don’t know which half of my longest term homestuck ship is most ridiculous. I mean on the one hand you’ve got:

PERSON: So what do you think about John Egbert?

KARKAT: I— FUCK— I— *passes out from emotional overload*

but then on the other:

JOHN: oh, karkat is loud and funny and a pretty good guy. i only talked to him a few times over the internet, but i can tell these things.

PERSON: ooookay…. but this conversation was actually about if you wanted to make weird flavours of ice cream with me??

JOHN: of course i do, why would that need to be a question.

JOHN: hey, do you think karkat would like ice cream, or do you think trolls can only eat weird alien ice cream, made out of bug milk or something?

JOHN: because that would be gross.

PERSON: :/

Sometimes i am just

r u guys ok

‘cuz for SOME reason the John and Rose reunion chat got derailed by “hey, what do you think karkat is doing, RIGHT NOW?” and *I* was not ok with that. It was like one of my punchlines lept out of my blog archive and this time the joke was on *me*.

ohhhhhhhh christ
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hi this is my oc satana hellfi!!!! frcvgjhnmk she’s 6 sweeps old and she’s totalyl goffic xd!!!! oh. oh no she loves blood, death, and the color red!!! christ she hates highbloods and hapiness!!! same satana is currently matesprits with karkat!!! no all of her s’s are replaced with 6 s’s because she’s totally a snek and 6 is satan’s number!!!

Originally posted by noombeans

unrelated??? look at my husband???

her lusus is a demon shadow wolf!! edgy xdxdxd,mlllllllllllll her strife specibus is scythekind (she loooooves demons x3333) DON’T FUCKING X3 ME

(this… hurt to type. my finger joints ache, it hurts. please, please accept this gift. it… hurt to make.) it hurts to look at

Rules broken: THE EDGE, I’M HURTING IT’S SO DARK

Fantroll rating:

Originally posted by geekylaugifs

a-la-vie-a-la-mort-deactivated2  asked:

Hey, um, I was just wondering if you could give us a list of the mers and non mers from your Merstuck AU! Thanks!

sure! uvu

all the trolls are currently mermaids except Karkat, Kankri, Equius, Horuss, Tavros and Cronus (ex merman) (and Gamzee if you want to make him a sea urchin for laughs)

John, Dirk: mermaids

Rose: mermaid, becomes an octopus later because of an accident [to be explained eventually]

Jake: human

Jade: mermaid turned human by accident when she was little and lived with Grandpa ever since, currently without memories of ever being a mermaid

Dave: mer when he’s little, becomes human later on after meeting Jade and Bro and lives with him ever since

Jane, Roxy, Calliope, Caliborn: not sure yet

some people asked for the Mernight Crew lmao so I guess there’s that too

there are guardians too (they’re all around the ago in the au tho)  so

beta Mom: mermaid

Dad, alpha Bro, Nanna and Poppop: mer people

Bro, Grandpa and Grandma: humans

I might have to name them somehow?

On Karkat's fetch modi

I’m very curious about Karkat’s current fetch modus.

When Karkat and his encryption modus were introduced, it was stated that he would later swap modi with Sollux. Which makes sense, seeing as the whole “hack this to get your item” thing is way more up Sollux’s alley than Karkat’s… right? But there’s one problem.

The encryption modus is completely fucking useless, except for making heavy objects to drop on imps or use as paperweights or something.

A sylladex is used to conveniently transport multiple items that would otherwise be large, heavy or unwieldy to carry. When something is captchalogued in the encryption modus, however, the card turns into a physical computerized case - “card vault” - surrounding the item. The mass of the original object is preserved, and the container seems to be fairly heavy in its own right.

But now that you’ve turned the card into a physical object heavier and probably larger than the original item, how do you transport it? You can’t put it in the encryption modus, because then this happens:

The only logical conclusion is that you have to carry the card vault - welcome back to square minus one.

The encryption modus is the most useless modus we’ve seen in Homestuck (even the miracle modus is better), and that’s why I’m so curious about Karkat’s new modus.

Sollux is a smart guy and not particularly charitable, so I don’t think he would willingly make a terrible trade.

So what the hell kind of modus did Sollux give Karkat that he thought was worth trading away for encryption?!

Why are johnkat shippers flipping their shit

He just said karkat was great, just a compliment, not big deal, right? Except yes, this is important, and here is why.

Karkat is a guy he met one day three years ago, and yet he seems to care deeply for him

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maybe even more than for the friends he has had for years judging by John’s reactions to have witnessed their respective deaths

and he has keep him in his mind for the three years he spent in the ship, contrary to Karkat’s thoughts about John no giving a shit about him, that in retrospective he fucked up the few conversations they had.

So yeah, John actually saying Karkat is great is important, because the topic of his current thoughts on Karkat has remained untouched until now. This is probably important for Karkat too.

omg guys minecraft davekat au?

dave who goes the way of the adventurer; traveling, battling monsters, saving villages from zombie infestations, fist bumping iron golems and collecting a pretty bit of wealth in thankful tips and such. dave who tracks down temples and monuments and has a great time of it.

karkat who is a little “witch” tho. who is deep in the midst of a swamp with his own personal nether portal to a netherwart farm, who brews potions and has a small corral of animals out back that he feeds and slaughters for food. karkat who is completely isolated and hes pretty much fine with it because he doesnt like trusting anyone else not to fuck with him.

now imagine how it would go down when adventurer dave finds this freshly inhabited cabin out in the middle of muck and swamp and lily pads… with no one inside to greet him but the dull thrum of the nether portal karkat is currently through tending his crops.. dave who figures it would be nbd to crash here since he hasnt had a good nights sleep in ages and karkat comes unsuspecting back out int o the overworld to find a stranger conked out in his bed.

  • john egbert, at all times: where is karkat what is karkat doing oh man look at karkat making cute gestures and talking to they mayor wait who is karkats current love interest gosh karkat is so funny