okay I’ve recently been brought to light and informed of our beloved Agent Washington. Let’s take a look at his locker. Two cat pictures, three empty cans of what I’m assuming is Coke Zero, a rubber duck, multiple pieces of fruit and a skateboard. His current persona makes it so hard to believe that he was the idiot of Freelancer but??? Earlier he was drinking soda from a curly straw and eating fruit inside of his helmet- very quickly and talking with his mouth full might I add. Not to mention the grappling hook on his balls thing. Adorkable Washington will always be my favorite thing??? It’s so bittersweet to see the way he’s changed.