This just happened now
Me: I’m still sick
Mom: have you tried using your inhaler?
Me: yes. It didn’t work.
Mom: what happens when you use it?
Me: the ladies flock to me because I have an inhaler. They are like “ooooo. He must be smart like a nerd. He’s got an inhaler.”
Mom: lol. have you ever thought that the ladies flock to you because you’re handsome?
Me: no. Thanks mom. You’re the real MVP.