the first half of that last cupcake scene will go down in history as a classic Danvers Sisters moment, and the second half will be collectively forgotten to rot in the pits of failed storytelling and characterization
The Great British Baking Show:
Everybody have fun :) :) I'm sure you'll all do fine :) Your Swiss roll is so lovely :) :) :) Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*
Any American Cooking Show:
YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek*
The Pocket Knife (Thomas x Madison x Burr x Reader)
Request: Hi there! Could I please request a Poly Burrxmadisonxjeffersonxreader involving anything with a pocket knife?
A/N: sorry i took so long, like usual. been feeling unmotivated lately. but here you go! <3
You looked at the pocket knife in Burr’s hand, eyeing him suspiciously. He winked at you, twirling it around with his fingers. You were leaning on Madison’s arm, you head resting on his shoulder. He played with your fingers, not paying any mind to you and Burr.
“Why the hell are you spinning that pocket knife around? You’re going to poke your eye out,” Thomas said, moving away from his boyfriend. Burr looked up at Thomas, grinning.
au where chalupa and taako go on one of those cupcake competition shows and theyre up against the wonderland elves and julia and magnus, cooking for istus the raven queen and pan (the regular judges) but merle is a special judge on the show because he needs cupcakes for some garden thing.
i know this is alluding to chalupa and taako winning but actually magnus and julia would win because the wl elves and the gremlin twins would be too preoccupied with attempting to sabotage each other while magnus and julia are minding their own business and just trying to make their cupcakes really good
I love all the real world media you're incorporating into things! It's making me imagine post-umfb Yuuri and Viktor going on one of those one-off cooking competition shows like cupcake wars to promote a charity or something, and all their segments are like, Viktor: (tries to help) (lights something on fire), Yuuri: (out of shot) "Viktor. Viktor no." and then they win anyway because between the two of them they somehow make flambé cupcakes work. fire and ice-ing cupcakes? Anyway, they'd amazing.
They would definitely win because Yuuri is a god in the kitchen even if he would never admit it but they would only win narrowly because Viktor is a human disaster when it comes to cooking. Also he had much more interest trying to convince Yuuri to eat cupcake icing off his fingers and vice versa than actually pay any attention to what they were supposed to be doing