The Great British Baking Show:
Everybody have fun :) :) I'm sure you'll all do fine :) Your Swiss roll is so lovely :) :) :) Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*
Any American Cooking Show:
YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek*
the first half of that last cupcake scene will go down in history as a classic Danvers Sisters moment, and the second half will be collectively forgotten to rot in the pits of failed storytelling and characterization
Fell Goth has some problems he should probably take care of
So uh, I’m a shy bean and I don’t really write hard nsfw [and I kinda don’t want to post this on my blog] but this is a little nsfwish, and I really just needed to get this out and wanted you to see it so have some Fell Goth/Palette I guess
The original Palette was a fucking crybaby.
After hearing from Fell Goth how the original Goth was most likely half dead in Fell Palette’s basement, he had come to the conclusion that Palette was a fucking crybaby.
He’d burst into tears, pleading with him to do something, like he was the only one who was feeling hurt.
“Your pissy little Goth ruined what my Palette and I had. Why the fuck should I do shit for you?” He’d snapped, teleporting away before Palette could speak again.
But now that he was really thinking about it, Fell Palette and he hadn’t really had much. A fling every so often, drunk sex, Fell Palette’s masochistic tendencies, and the fact that Fell Palette treated him like shit. Those were all the things he’d ‘had’. That they’d ‘had together’.
Looking back on it, it didn’t seem so bad then. But Fell Goth could count the original Goth as a blessing, because now he was away from the poison that was what he used to have, that was Fell Palette.
So if Fell Palette could take Goth, Fell Goth didn’t mind having Palette.
This explained why he had Palette pressed up against a wall, writhing against him.
Palette was crying again, breaths hitching and his voice slipping with little moans and whimpers he didn’t want to make. Fell Goth ignored the tears and latched onto his neck, sucking and biting and forcing Palette to let out those pretty moans that only made him want to continue.
“G-Goth, Goth, please, s-stop!”
Fell Goth stopped. But Palette barely even let out a sigh before Fell Goth was back on him, pulling open his shirt and leaving sharp bites on his ribcage.
“How funny it is to hear you beg… And to beg me of all people, to stop?”
Maybe he was projecting a little. But the sound of Palette’s voice was similar to Fell Palette’s voice, and it was full of tears and laced with terror. And he was absolutely squirming with the thoughts of what exactly he could do to make that voice scream out in pain, in pleasure, to beg him and plead with him to stop.
But he wouldn’t, he wouldn’t stop, because when had Fell Palette ever stopped for him?
This was going to be done his way.
He was going to use this Palette as a toy, the same way his Palette had used him.
No whiny little crybaby was going to stop him.
fanfic by Fae
WHY CUPCAKE IS SUCH A MEANIE TO THAT PRECIOUS BBY HOW COULD HE
If Netflix was Accessible on the ship (Voltron paladins)
Cake boss. Cupcake wars. Any cooking show, you name it, and he is going to watch that for entertainment and inspiration as he cooks for the paladins.
Just streaming How it's made at the odd hours of the night. She attempts to follow along and make some of the stuff on the show but gets complaints for using a loud chainsaw when the others are trying to sleep.
Lance watches pretty little liars don't test me. He started it ironically but nEEDS to find out who A is. PLL is why he hasn't been to training for five weeks
What's netflix? Just kidding, he watches romantic comedy movies to ease the stress, but he stays away from series just in case he gets stranded or kidnapped again. He doesn't want to have to deal with the agony of never knowing what happens next in a show while stuck somewhere.
"gUYS I don't have time for netflix" but everyone knows this isn't true because they always hear him screaming at Dean and Cas to kiss already and gross sobbing over How to Get away With Murder at 3 am at night.