cumberbreeches

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aly’s i’m sorry video. also, the people that i didn’t mention in the video aren’t any less important it just means i’m a forgetful fool who still loves you.

trigger warnings(?): self-hatred, depression, suicidal tendencies, self-harm

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You probs might want to turn up the vol a bit and sorry for the background noises. it’s my fish tank.

ACCENT CHALLENGE

  • Your name and username. 
  • Where you’re from. 
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 
  • What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • How old are you?
  • Is it cold where you are?
  • What is your favorite color?
  • What color are your eyes?
  • Do you have freckles? 
  • When is your birthday?
  • What was the last thing you drank?
  • Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? 
  • Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
  • What do you call gym shoes? 
  • What do you call your grandparents? 
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with? 
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it. Do you think you have an accent? 
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
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ACCENT CHALLENGE:

  • Your name and username. 
  • Where you’re from. 
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, * New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 
  • What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • How old are you?
  • Is it cold where you are?
  • What is your favorite color?
  • What color are your eyes?
  • Do you have freckles?
  • When is your birthday?
  • What was the last thing you drank?
  • Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
  • Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it. Do you think you have an accent?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

cumberbreeches submitted:

On this day, many moons ago, a child was born.

This child grew up to not be the most confident and happiest of individuals, but she did grow up to be someone very kind, beautiful, smart, and simply in need of love.

Now for many of those moons, she did not believe that love was out there. She wandered the streets of London in search of it and blogged her hopes and feelings.

Yet this girl did not know that she had in fact touched the hearts of people from all over the world and that she is loved very dearly in their hearts. Those people always wish for this girl to be happy and hoped with all their might that one day she will be.

And one day, the girl will be happy. It may not be tomorrow, and it may not be this year. But one day, the girl will wake up and see the sunshine, see the love shining in the faces of all who know her, see herself in the mirror and see for herself how remarkable she truly is.

Happy Birthday Kavita! 

You may not know me, but I do hope that you know how much of us love you. I’m not sure of what sort of feelings you have and what your outlook on life is right now, but i really, truly hope that one day it’ll be a good one.

So again, Happy Birthday and please have a fantastic day.

And thank you for being born <3

Oh my god I’m actually crying. Wow thank you that was beautiful and I have the biggest smile on my face right now. I was about to go to sleep feeling really sad and now I’m grinning like an idiot with snot and tears running down my face. Thank you. So much. It’s people like you that keep me going. Thank you. <3

tagged by underthebluerain

before i start, i’d like to apologise for taking so long to post this. i could see that i had a message from you, but i couldn’t actually see what it was. it’s been happening a lot lately. 

As with any tagging game there are rules:

  • Rule 1 - Post the rules.
  • Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
  • Rule 3 -Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
  • Rule 4- Let them know you’ve tagged them.


1. Dark chocolate or white chocolate?

dark chocolate

2. Favourite day of the week.

tuesday/thursday

3. A country you would like to live in.

ireland

4. Sweet or salty?

salty

5. Favourite film.

not sure

6. If you had a superpower, what would it be?

time manipulation/control 

7. Beach or mountain?

mountain 

8.Favourite ice-cream flavour.

cookies and cream (or blueberry cheesecake)

9. Cats or dogs?

cats

10. Favourite actress.

not sure

11. If you were involved in the making of a movie, what job would you have?

i don’t actually know the specifics, but that one person that works closely with the actors, bringing them water, fixing their hair right before the shot, etc

my questions: 

1. what was the last book you read? did you like it? 

2. if you had to smear paint all over your body, what colour paint would it be?

3. do you like trees? what is your favourite tree?

4. the last meal you cooked?

5. would you climb a tree to save your cat (assuming you had one)?

6. you now have the power to read minds. you can read anyone’s mind, you just have to say their name out loud. who’s name do you say first?

7. if you could take one letter out of the alphabet, which would it be?

8. what was the last show you cried over?

9. favourite gum?

10. if you use deodorant, what is your favourite brand? (you can answer this even if you don’t use deodorant) 

11. what is your best memory of kindergarten?

note: if you’ve done this before or just don’t feel like doing it, you don’t have to, no pressure