cult ritual

anonymous asked:

oh shit what happened on dem duddy?

apparently it was all fun and cute on the surface for the lolz but the True Edgelord Ending is that its some cult and all the dads represent a deadly sin or smthing and the dads are doomed to be single forever for this cult ritual (aka no happy ending, gays!!) so uhh pretty bad
http://a-bloodied-rose.tumblr.com/post/163251098070/man-the-reveal-of-what-joseph-actually-is-both

edit: ok so this ending could maybe possibly be cut content i have no idea so. anyways ignore me ✌️

Relatedly, HOLY GOD, look at this. They made a marker showing exactly where they sat for the photo, so you can re-create it.

When people dig this shit up in 3,000 years, they are deadass going to believe we worshiped the Beatles as deities. And I’m not even sure they’ll be wrong.

Archaeologist 1: Metal buttprints?! What in the HELL?

Archaeologist 2: Ah yes. From the Bug Cult. Intended for ritual purposes.