Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars; points of light and reason. Then you shot across across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire, there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars any more, and there was anymore. ~ Edward
Carlisle’s Dear Left Eye
Carlisle’s Dear Pocket Lint
Carlisle’s Dear Cashier From 100 Years Ago
Carlisle’s Dear Coffee Mug He Never Uses
Carlisle’s Dear Piece of Hair On the Back Of His Neck
Carlisle’s Dear Front Baby Tooth from the 1600’s
Carlisle is the best part of Keeping Up with the Cullen’s (made by the wonderful panlight)
I seriously suggest you read these.
They’re absolutely hilarious.
Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper will make you laugh till you cry.
“Maybe it would be more polite to wait until we’re alone. You may not notice me tearing the furniture apart, but it would probably scare them.” - Breaking Dawn, Chapter 6, Page 116
dedicated to butterscotch-eyes on her birthday! :)
•Edward hates Bella and has a thing for Charlie I’m pretty sure
•Marcus loves the Cullen’s and they love him
•Bella is in love with Alice (and flip flops)
•Esme and the rest of the family hate Bella
•Anyone can get pregnant now (vampires, prostitutes, hybrids, and men)
•Aro is giving anyone and everyone a trip to Italy
•Nessie has twins??
•A plant is poisoning the Forks water supply
•The only person in the whole world who hates Carlisle is a plant
•A plant enjoys watching Carlisle and Esme have sex ??
•Mike Newton and Marcus are going out together?
•Edward, I’m pretty sure, hates Nessie too.
•CARLISLE IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
•Marcus is pregnant
•Jasper can barely control The Major
•Everyone wants in Jaspers pants
•They’re voting people off the island ??
I’m so confused. I unfollowed like 99% of the Carlisle’s dear pages because it was taking up all my feed and it was annoying having to scroll through the same things 2000 times because they all reblog the same stuff. I think I only follow Aro, Rosalie, Bella, Marcus, Charlie, and maybe the plant? Maybe a couple more but idk man. Dear Carlisle’s Lord, please help this fandom. Someone put the Carlisle’s Dear to rest. Amen.