DA Romances as Told by Marriage Tweets

Alistair

[Wedding]
Priest: They’ve written their vows.

HoF: *recites beautiful vows*

Alistair: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount.

Zevran

Zevran: My partner messaged me to say they’re excited to have barbecue ribs with me tonight, so I made sure to compliment their sexting skills. 

Morrigan

Child: *crying because it isn’t her turn with the tiara*

Morrigan: ‘Tis important to share, girl.

HoF: You’re 35. Give her the tiara.

Leliana

Leliana: I’m secretly investigating how many decorative pillows I can put around the house until my wife loses her shit.  Current count: 23.

Anders

[RSVPing to party]

Hawke: *whispers into phone* Is it ok if I bring my weird roomate?

Anders: *from behind* STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Isabela

Hawke: I’m glad I got married.  Everyone deserves a sidekick!

Isabela: Good point, Robin.

Merrill 

Hawke: We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.

Merril: No need. I’ll remember!

Hawke: [one hour later] What’d you get?

Merrill: A panda!

Sebastian

Hawke: Until I got married, I didn’t know it was possible to chew gum arrogantly.

Fenris

Fenris: We got invited to two parties this weekend.

Hawke: Wow. We finally have friends.

Fenris: We’re skipping both, right?

Hawke: Obviously.

Solas

Inquisitor: I’m still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night.

Sera

Sera: *pulls back curtain while wife is in shower* Are we - stop screaming, its just me - Are we out of Cheetos?

Cullen

Cullen: [Leaving for work] *gives wife quick kiss* *spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog*

Bull

Bull: You gonna drink that entire bottle of wine?

Inquisitor: You didn’t marry no quitter

Bull: *nods* My Queen.

Dorian

Inquisitor: I love you.

Dorian: You should. I’m a goddamn miracle. 

Cassandra

Cassandra: *watches Inquisitor sleep* I just love him so much. He’s my everyth-

Inquisitor: *snores*

Cassandra: I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.

Josephine

Josephine: *Runs back into house which is on fire*

Inquisitor: What are you doing?!

Josephine: I just wanted to straighten up a little before the firemen get here.

Blackwall

Inquisitor: My husband won’t let me pick up wood at Home Depot because he doesn’t want it scratched or bent, but I can take care of his children daily. 

Warden: I love you, Alistair.

Alistair: ASDFGHJKL AWW I LOVE YOU MORE!!!


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Hawke: I love you, Fenris.

Fenris:

Fenris: *grumbling* Fine… I romantically tolerate you as well…


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Inquisitor: I love you, Cullen.

Cullen: FILE ERROR CULLEN.EXE HAS CRASHED

Anyone obsessed with Dragon Age here? 🙋🏻‍♀️ I have to admit, I’m not a big gamer but THIS game is literally my new obsession so of course I had to draw a fanart of it.  Hope you like it guys. <3 Gx

kris-the-dragon-deactivated2018  asked:

Companions react to the Inquisitor falling into a magic trap that turned them into a cat?

Cassandra:


Varric:

Originally posted by dennsokagi

Blackwall:

Sera:

Cole:

Iron Bull (pretend the lion is a house cat):

Originally posted by archiemcphee

Solas:

Dorian:

Originally posted by dennsokagi

Josephine:

Vivienne:

Leliana:

Cullen:

(Bonus) Scout Harding:

(Bonus) Inquisitor:

(Double Bonus) Inquisitor, Going to the War Table After This:

Companions (Low Approval)

Originally posted by dennsokagi

The Dragon Age boys react to pregnancy news

Alistair – “A…a baby? But how. Okay, yes I know the one bit of mine and the other bit of yours that had to be sort of mashed together. Repeatedly. Which is probably going to get my butt lightinged and all… So it’s real? A real, really real baby? Maker’s breath. I’m going to faint.”

Zevran – “You’re with child? Even after employing our impenetrable defenses? No doubt it is my doing, I was the one to suggest we try the coiled serpent after all. Well, what do you wish to do?”

Anders – “Truly? I’d never imagined, but… This is a blessing. A child of ours shall one day shatter the grip of the templars upon our people!”

Fenris – *Storms off to the Wounded Coast for a week* *returns in a huff* “Very well. What now?”

Cullen – “We’re going to have a…a small, fragile infant. We require a cradle immediately! Bassinet, booties, and hats for the babe. I shall have to fortify the stairs in your room lest it fall down them.”

Dorian – “HOW IN THE NAME OF ANDRASTE DID THAT HAPPEN?!”

“I’m sorry! That was, um, very nice…”
“I believe that was a kiss, but I can’t be sure it’s… all a blur.”

My boyfriend and I got the fairytale ending photo! And yes, those are real mountains in the back!
Photography by a_bachman
Cullen is my boyfriend
Inquisitor is me and cosplays by me