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I absolutely love doing casual witchcraft

It’s the little things like:

- being to lazy to get up and shut a door that someone has left open so you whistle for a strong gust of wind and your door slams shut. 🌬

- walking up in the morning and cradling your hot cup of tea or coffee whispering a mantra of “give me your energy goddamnit - I need yo sweet caffeine” ☕️

- friend/family member coming down with a cold you take one look at them and “you look absolutely miserable, sit yo ass down and let me make you a cup of tea” ~ cue casual witchcraft 🤒

- wifi modem is being a weak ass bitch so you place a quartz point on top of it “are you happy now?"📡

- putting up "you don’t see me” or “you don’t want to bother me” glamours up when studying or on public transport. 😎

- pouring magic into the food when cooking so that “_______ always tastes better when you cook it” ~ “I’m just good with spices” 😉

- Torrential rain outside and you didn’t bring an umbrella ~ cue casual witchcraft ~ rain stops for a few minutes while you walk to your car and then starts back up again. ⛈

- enchanting the shit out of your cell phone so the screen never cracks 📱

- painting sigils on your fingernails/toenails so that you’ve always got “spells on you fingers and spells on your toes” that are ready at a moments notice 💅

- warding your laptop against viruses and so no one can hack into it (having a little computer crashing curse waiting for those that try 😈)

- spell bag in the glove compartment of your car so that you never get into a car accident 🚗

~ casual witchcraft ~

Castle on the Hill

English Literature PhD student Emma Swan just needs money to pay for her last semester of grad school tuition. Killian Jones has always dreamed of opening a bookshop but has never been able to afford it. So when the small principality of Misthaven is looking for their lost princess, the pair decide that this might just be the perfect money making scheme.

A Multi-chapter Modern Day + Lost Princess (think Rapunzel/Anastasia-esque) + Book Lovers in a Coffee Shop AU

Rating: T

Word Count: 40791/ ?

Prologue (Part 1 + 2) // Ch 1 // Ch 2 // Ch 3 // Ch 4 // Ch 5 // Ch 6 // Ch 7

Read on: Ao3

Emma wonders how thin the floor below her is. She also wonders if the person who lives below her can tell that she’s been pacing for the last hour. It’s always been her nervous vice- when starting a new family, before English exams, waiting for grad school acceptance letters- she’s always taken to walking in circles. And despite what Killian told her the day before, despite the millions of assurances she’s told herself- it’s not stopping her from walking in circles around her apartment’s floor.

When her phone rings, she flinches before pulling it out of her bag. The phone was an early investment, a Misthaven Sim card so that she’d be able to get calls while here. Now, she extracts her phone from her purse on the counter.

She’d spent hours before worrying over what to wear. What does one wear to meet a queen? She finally settled on a navy knee-length skirt that tied at the waist, a striped blue and white button up, and fake pearl earrings. A little make up, a professional pony tail, and a suitable brown leather tote finished her look.

“Hello?” She says into the phone.

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anonymous asked:

I headcanon Semi has really bad insomnia and sometime dreads bedtime because he knows it's going to be a struggle falling asleep. But Ushijima suggest a few things he could do to help with the insomnia like a sleepy time tea or something. But on nights where he's just 100% wide awake, he snuggles against Ushijima because he's comfortable and Ushi will also stay up with Semi to keep him company.

Ushijima has gotten used to hearing Semi’s noise next door in the Shiratorizawa dorms. When it’s nearing midnight and he hears scuffling and grumbling noises next door he stands up and starts operating the electric kettle in his bedroom to make Semi’s tea. On cue, he hears footsteps, a door opening and closing and a knock on his door. He lets Semi in and he immediately makes a beeline for Ushijima’s bed as he finishes brewing his tea. Semi sits up on bed and drinks it while Ushijima sits next to him, leaning against each other and running a hand trough Semi’s hair. Sometimes Semi falls asleep immediately and Ushijima tucks him in. Sometimes he can’t sleep even with the tea so Ushijima just stays up with him until the wee hours of the morning, watching the sunrise through his dorm window. 

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Day 166/365: June 15th 2017 | Group Afternoon Tea @ Adorabelle 

The weather was ridiculously cold and rainy today. >_< Steveston was so far from my house… I was on the bus for almost 40 minutes before I’d arrived at the tea room!! Afternoon tea with Charmy, Vicky, and Rachel went well~ the server was really (!!!!) kind to us… such nice service!! I had the London black tea (cue me not being able to fall asleep later JSHKJHFJKHSKGKGG I HATE ME) and there was so much food (sandwiches, scones, pastries, desserts etc)!! I was SOOO full by the end. I literally did not feel hungry until 10pm (the tea was at 3:30 HAHAHA). After high tea, I walked around RC with Rachel (didn’t buy anything — I was too tired lololol and we literally spent 30 minutes inside Indigo RIP I WAS SO BORED T_T).  

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LET’S AGGRESSIVELY ADDRESS A NEW TEA REVIEW!

THAT’S RIGHT. ANGRY “L” IS BACK FOR 2015. WE HAVE A NEW FORMAT TOO. BRACE YOUR FUCKING CAPS LOCK.

–POMEGRANATE MEDLEY–

MERCHANT: TEABERRYS
INGREDIENTS: ROOIBOS, LIME, CRANBERRIES, RASPBERRIES
MULTIPLE STEEPS: NO
CAFFEINATED: NO (I KNOW WHAT A CRIME)
BEST OCCASSIONS: OUTSIDE, CROQUET, SUMMER MID-DAY
STRAINER: FINE MESH, SMALL PARTICLES

FIRST THINGS FIRST, I, THE GREAT TEA MASTER L SUFFERED A MEDICAL CURSE THAT BANS ME FROM HEAVY AND CAFFEINATED TEAS FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS. I WITHDREW FROM THE WORLD ON A PILGRIMAGE TO FIND THE BEST NON-CAFFEINATED TEAS.

CUE MY UTTER DISDAIN FOR I AM NO TISANE LOVER.

AND ABSOLUTE ABHORRENCE TOWARD ROOIBOS. MY ARCH NEMESIS SINCE I WAS A WEE TEA PRIEST.

BUT THIS GOD FORSAKEN (OR GOD GIFTED?) TEA REDEEMS ROOIBOS.

ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN RESIDES MY SMALL TOWN (YOU THINK I’M FUCKING SPEAKING ALLEGORY SON? SIT THE FUCK DOWN I LITERALLY LIVE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF A MOUNTAIN RANGE)…

IN MY TYPICAL TEA HOUSE HOPPING DAYS, I WAS GIFTED THIS SAMPLE FROM TEABERRYS. I LOOKED AT THE CASHIER WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS AND SAID–

“eh ok I’ll give it a shot”.

IT SAT IN THE DARK KEEPS OF MY CABINET FOR GODDAMN ETERNITY (4 months) BEFORE I GAVE IT THE -PRIVILEGE- OF GRACING MY TONGUE.

MY EYES PEELED BACK IN SHOCK. DIE HARD ROOIBOS FANS–YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED AT ITS LIGHT TASTE. THOSE OF US NOT ENJOYING THE INHERENT TASTE OF ROOIBOS, STEP THE FUCK UP.

THIS SUBTLE JOY HAS YOUR NAME ENGRAVED IN ITS TEA TIN.

DRINK ME FOR I AM THE TASTE OF A DARK SPRING.

DRINK ME FOR PERSEPHONE CRAFTED ME.

THE PERFECT BLEND OF A DARK, PEACEFUL ALCOVE IN AN EARLY DEWY SPRING.

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT. THIS TEA FUCKING SPOKE TO ME OF THE ANCIENTS AND THEIR PRISSY POETIC WAYS.

DRINK THIS YOU VEHEMENT HERBALISTS. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.

I REPENT MY DISMAL ROOIBOS WAYS, FOR I HAVE TAINTED MY TONGUE WITH THE TASTE OF UNWORTHY ROOIBOS IN THE PAST.

BUT I BOW TO THIS.

KEYWORDS: SOFT, MILD, SUBTLE, SPRING

MORE TO COME MY AGGRESSIVE TABLE MATES.

11:24 am
I am proud to say I have accomplished a lot since I have waken. I am currently having some tea, hoping it will cure me of my cold with some chips to munch on.
I am writing some notes on my debate, almost finished :).
Don’t mind me but I’m just gonna rant for a few seconds.
I hate group projects. I have one partner and she doesn’t do anything. At the end I literally told her what to write and I still had to fix it up. I wish that everyone would work equally in a group project, but NO!
Anyways I hope you guys have good day! :*

anonymous asked:

But Nisha, for the TVD S6 awards, Kat won best actress, Somergraham won for best friendship, Bamon won for both best brotp and new couple, most voted favorite Bonnie scenes we're bamon scenes, same for Damon. Most underrated scene was a Bamon one, and Bonnie won for scene stealer with Damon as the runner up... But that's none of my business *cue frog drinking tea*