cuddlesclifford

Pipe Dream.

Pairing: Calum + Reader
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 659

A/N: I have a lot in mind for this story. I just didn’t know how long it would take me to get everything I wanted written down, so I’ll end up posting it in parts. At least, I will if I get positive feedback on this. :-)

Calum Hood was a name that you would never be able to forget. It was a name that brought back so many mixed emotions, the top two being annoyance and despise. Then again, it was a name that reminded you of your childhood. The two of you had been forced to spend time with one another since the very start. Your parents had been high school best friends and remained the same through adulthood. Your mothers were the type who couldn’t help but squeal when they found out they were having children of the opposite sex and vow that the two of you would end up falling in love and getting married. Boy, were they disappointed when they saw how much you couldn’t stand one another. Yet they still enforced it. They still held ‘family game nights’ every Friday night, alternating between your house and his, in an attempt to trigger something between the two of you. The only thing they managed to trigger was unadulterated loathing.

Keep reading

ok well happy new year everybody!!!!!!!!! so here you go:

Favorite Calum URL- cumformecalum, thelittleredcalumhood 

Favorite Luke URL- hemmowtf

Favorite Michael URL- cuddlesclifford

Favorite Ashton URL- loveableashton

Favorite 5sos URL- 5sosdfghjkl

Nicest Blogger- acoustic-cal

Sassiest Blogger- hemmoslips

Funniest Blogger- outofmylimit

Favorite Icon- funluke

Favorite Overall- dreambig-hemmo

AND THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST FABULOUS AND I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH SO YEAH…

Grace, Emilia, Alia, Marie, Skylar, Annabelle, Jassie, Emma, Sophia, Gav, Catherine, and Michela

ok so yeah have a good day you lovely people and i hope you bump into your favorite band member in the near future :) xx ily

ok i’m sorry i am like a week late, but its better late than never lol.

FOR MY ANNUAL BEST BLOGS: 5SOS FAM, follow these lovely ladies! They have the best blogs, as far as theme, icon, posts and personality. xx If you didn’t get picked, sorry :( but I still loved your blog! 

-

Awards:

  1. Best Cal Blog: blazecal
  2. Best Michael Blog: (reigning best blog) cuddlesclifford
  3. Best Ashton Blog: awcashton
  4. Best Luke Blog: toxichemmo
  5. Best URL: hotelcalumfornia
  6. Most Rad: miguelclifford
  7. Sweetest Blog: hemmo—1996
  8. Best Selfies: miguelclifford cravesmikey (all you guys are beautiful, but i’ve seen their selfies recently and you guys are gorgeous)
  9. Personal Favorites: stopitcalum magnificalum topcal c4kebitch 2014sos

-

THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE WHO REBLOGGED AND ENTERED INTO MY AWARDS. If you didn’t win, I’m sorry :( most likely i didn’t see your url when i was going through the notes (over 100+) PLEASE FOLLOW THESE AMAZING BLOGS!!

HI QUICK MESSAGE TO SAY I LOVE YOU AND IM SO HAPPY YOU’RE IN MY LIFE AND THANKS FOR THE BEST YEAR AND I HOPE 2014 IS JUST AS WONDERFUL XOXOX

Hey guys! It’s been an eventful year on tumblr. So here is a post of some of my favorite blogs/people on Tumblr. If you are on this list and i have never spoken to you, it means that I just thoroughly enjoy your blog. There are not many on here, because I don’t follow many blogs, but I still felt you all were worthy of a post. I wish you guys the best in the new year, and remember that I love you. :)

allhailmelonlord / alltimelowest / cal-gaz-um / cannibaliam/ cuddlesclifford / cumformecalum / cyclogenesis / cyclotomic / gimmedacliffaconda / hiashtonirwin / inzaayn / moondoggiestyle / sluttygrandma / walking–withghosts / shit-brits / the-craic-of-irwin

New Fic Idea - Possible Cake Ballet/Dance AU

If Luke chewed his lip ring any harder he was going to bite it right off, and that would be both embarrassing and disgusting, and then where would he be? Well, still nervously (and a little awkwardly) standing right up the back of the school’s big ass dance studio, but with a bleeding face and, potentially, choking on a little metal ring. The thought was actually pretty tempting right at this moment as the other members of the class flitted around in their spangly leotards; he would do anything short of jumping out the five story window to escape, and even that was an idea he was contemplating.

You see, long story short, Luke’s insanely chirpy, lovable idiot of a roommate dragged him to a massive ‘Welcome to Boarding School, Bitches’ party the day before they had to sign up for extra-curricular activities, and stupid bloody Niall had convinced a very pouty and very hungover Luke to put his name down for the modern dance class. And, well, Luke didn’t realise until it was too late, and he thought ‘Fuck it, could be fun.’ Then he walked quietly into the studio on Thursday afternoon after classes in his sweat pants and over-sized Iron Maiden shirt, and came face to face with a gaggle of girls in skintight leotards and hotpants, with enough fluffy legwarmers that several dozen rainbow ponies must have given their lives to make them, and the thought ‘Fuck this, I’m going to kill Niall.’

-

Inspired by cuddlescliford’s head cannons. Should I countinue, yay or nay?