did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like 'u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs
Aries: “Send me a nude”
Taurus: “come FUCK me right now”
Gemini: “Want to come over and watch a movie”
Cancer: “Hey come cuddle”
Leo: *Drops an unexpected nude in your dms
Virgo: *Doesn’t know what that is
Libra: “I want to fuck the shit out of you right now”
Scorpio: *doesn’t need to sext cuz they already fucked you good.
Sagittarius: “babe FaceTime me I wanna see it all”
Capricorn: “Come choke me”
Aquarius: “Come give me head”
Pisces: “I want to bend you over and fuck you slow”
I just have such a profound need for best friend to lover AUs when both sides think there is no chance of anything ever happening.
Sharing beds together since they were little kids and never really growing out of that habit even though it now hurts to be that close to each other, knowing it will never be anything more than platonic cuddling.
Each of them being that one person the other goes to to feel better when they’ve had a shit day or date. Bonus if it’s 3am and they spend all night talking.
Neither of them realising how much they act like they are dating/married and getting super flustered or sad when someone asks how long they’ve been together because do you have to remind me of this painful unrequited torment I die a little more of with every passing second?
How much they make each other smile when one of them walks into a room.
Going as each other’s dates to everything because it’s “convenient”.
Wearing each other’s pyjamas when staying over somehow becoming more arousing than if the other person was naked.
Having inside jokes and finishing each other’s sentences as casual as anything.
Knowing random medical shit about each other. Bonus if one of them takes an allergic reaction to something and the other one just pulls out some random ass medicine like they carry it around all the time- spoiler: they do-just in case of this exact eventuality.
The heart break of seeing each other with other people but doing their best to see it through with a grin and with as much encouragement as they can muster.
Staring a little too long at each other.
The awkward moment when they reach the age they said they would marry each other if they were still single.
Getting fake married as kids and family members always reminding them about it , maybe going as far as to put on the video of the fake ceremony and giving them knowing looks.
Something happening- a kiss, sleeping together- and getting into an argument about it, scared this is it, this is the end, that they’ve fucked up and just wishing they could talk to each other about it, to their best friend.
Having the best black mail material on each other but ready to pounce on anyone else who so much as dares try black mail their BFF.
Having a song. Having a whole playlist.
Laughing the first time they have sex.
Already having seen each other at their very worst.
Getting to say cheesy things like, “I can’t believe I get to spend the rest of my life with my best friend” or “I know I’m marrying you but…do you think I could still be in charge of your send off party? I’ve been planning this night for ten years and I will not have someone else mess those plans up.”
Even after years of being together, still being in awe of the fact they get to have the one person they thought they’d never get. The person they helped ask other people out. The person they used to give the “you deserve someone who loves you for you” speech to. The person they used to look at and wonder why does it have to be you? The person they look at now and think it could never have been anyone else.
> dork realises his feelings towards smol ball of sunshine
> two childern holding hands
> “dumbass!” freeform
> 94% angst
> 5% cuddles + angst
> 1% did i mention angst in the tags bc there’s angst
(bonus: major character death)
> AU galore
+ “rude, iwa-chan!”
> I AM STRAIGHt well hello there
> 40% sinnamon suga
> oh shit i like him but he’s like a friend to me and friends don’t do that what do i do and oh god here he comes i am totally not freaking out - asahi
> we should fuck
> shut up yamaguchi i love you
> the fluff is strong in this one
> AKAAAASHI I LOVE YOU or *bokuto hiding behind kuroo everytime he sees akaashi bc he can’t handle his feelings* - there is no in between
> the shitty (but effective) matchmaker kuroo tetsurou
> flustered owls + pda
> NOTICE ME KENMA
> “one minute, i need to clear this round”
+ a surprising amount of teeth rotting fluff
> flustered daichi/kuroo
> nerds @ college AU
> “holy shit those thighs” - kuroo
I want a girl I can;
- Cuddle and watch movies with.
- Go for walks with.
- Stargaze with.
- Spoil the shit out of.
- Show off to everyone.
- Give kisses to.
- Send cute text messages to.
- Surprise with gifts.
- And just love unconditionally.
some days i find myself sad, so i go look for comfort, but every time i think about who could comfort me, the goddamn straw hat pirates pop into my head. then, i get even more sad because those fucktruck pirates aren’t even real. i want a refund
@neuromagpie and i were talking about chirrut and baze and how they are peak Gay Married In Space, so here’s some headcanons from that conversation:
they’ve been married for 30 years. they switch back and forth between delighting in introducing each other as “my husband” and pretending they don’t know each other in order to mess with people
they also constantly give each other shit
chirrut complains about baze almost shooting him. baze rolls his eyes about chirrut’s praying, especially because it seems to work.
“i keep telling him not to fight 15 people at once. why does he keep winning. is he just doing it to prove me wrong”–baze, probably
baze isn’t actually all that interested in fighting. he prefers gardening, but chirrut keeps starting shit, so baze ended up with the World’s Biggest Gun in order to keep him safe (and defend his garden)
they clean each other up after fights and then cuddle. chirrut helps baze out of his gun harness–he doesn’t need to see to do it, he’s done it so many times–and leans in, brushes baze’s hair away from his neck and presses his face against it
of course, when the empire shows up on jedha, they destroy most growing things, including baze’s garden
chirrut finds baze looking out over the smoldering remains. he puts his hand on baze’s shoulder. “i’m gonna punch all of them in the throat,” he says solemnly. baze puts his head in his hands. he loves his husband.
Seeing them without make up makes them look so vulnerable and so innocently sexy to the point where I just want squish their faces and cuddle the shit out of them because they’re so wonderful that it could physically kill me 😢😍
BTS reaction to you being open about casual skinship
Could I request a bts reaction to you (s/o or crush or friend w/E) being very open about casual skinship (like friendly cuddles, hair ruffles, cheek kisses, hugs, back hugs, etc?) ~~~~~~~~~~ Jin- *Be affectionate back to you*
Suga- “Come here, let me hug you”
Jimin- “even though you messed up my hair, you’re still cute”
Jungkook- “Maybe we can do more than just hugging and kissing”
Jhope- “Come give me a hug! I deserve it after a long concert!”
Rap Monster- “I love it when you hug me even if you scared the shit out of me”
To all the writers on this list if you don’t want to be on it just message me but just a side-note you’re all amazing writers! Absolutely fantastic! And if anybody has more fics they write/ find they think should be added just sent it my way!