did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like 'u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs


Aries: “Send me a nude”
Taurus: “come FUCK me right now”
Gemini: “Want to come over and watch a movie”
Cancer: “Hey come cuddle”
Leo: *Drops an unexpected nude in your dms
Virgo: *Doesn’t know what that is
Libra: “I want to fuck the shit out of you right now”
Scorpio: *doesn’t need to sext cuz they already fucked you good.
Sagittarius: “babe FaceTime me I wanna see it all”
Capricorn: “Come choke me”
Aquarius: “Come give me head”
Pisces: “I want to bend you over and fuck you slow”

Friends or more? Sentence Starters

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

  • “You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
  • “We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
  • “Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
  • “I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
  • “I dare you to kiss me.”
  • “No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
  • “You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
  • “Why is your hand on my ass?”
  • “Cuddle with me.”
  • “I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
  • “Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
  • “Are you trying to turn me on?”
  • “Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
  • “Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
  • “Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
  • “I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
  • “I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
  • “When did you get so beautiful?”
  • “If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
  • “Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
  • “No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
  • “I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
  • “Why’d you let go of me?”
  • “I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
  • “I kissed you because we were drunk.”
  • “I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
  • “Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”
  • “I wish we could stay like this forever…”
  • “I had this dream where we were dating.”
  • “I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
  • “Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
  • “No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 
  • “Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
  • “Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
  • “It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
  • “Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
  • “I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
  • “You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
  • “I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”
  • “You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
  • “Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
  • “Why are you looking at me like that?”
  • “You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
  • “I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
  • “Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
  • “I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
  • “We would make a pretty good couple.”
  • “The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
  • “How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
  • “Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”

I just have such a profound need for best friend to lover AUs when both sides think there is no chance of anything ever happening.

Sharing beds together since they were little kids and never really growing out of that habit even though it now hurts to be that close to each other, knowing it will never be anything more than platonic cuddling. 

Each of them being that one person the other goes to to feel better when they’ve had a shit day or date. Bonus if it’s 3am and they spend all night talking.

Neither of them realising how much they act like they are dating/married and getting super flustered or sad when someone asks how long they’ve been together because do you have to remind me of this painful unrequited torment I die a little more of with every passing second?

How much they make each other smile when one of them walks into a room. 

Drunk kissing.

Practice kissing.

Going as each other’s dates to everything because it’s “convenient”. 

Wearing each other’s pyjamas when staying over somehow becoming more arousing than if the other person was naked. 

Having inside jokes and finishing each other’s sentences as casual as anything. 

Knowing random medical shit about each other. Bonus if one of them takes an allergic reaction to something and the other one just pulls out some random ass medicine like they carry it around all the time- spoiler: they do- just in case of this exact eventuality. 

The heart break of seeing each other with other people but doing their best to see it through with a grin and with as much encouragement as they can muster. 

Staring a little too long at each other. 

The awkward moment when they reach the age they said they would marry each other if they were still single.

Getting fake married as kids and family members always reminding them about it , maybe going as far as to put on the video of the fake ceremony and giving them knowing looks.  

Something happening- a kiss, sleeping together- and getting into an argument about it, scared this is it, this is the end, that they’ve fucked up and just wishing they could talk to each other about it, to their best friend. 

Having the best black mail material on each other but ready to pounce on anyone else who so much as dares try black mail their BFF. 

Having a song. Having a whole playlist. 

Laughing the first time they have sex. 

Already having seen each other at their very worst.

Getting to say cheesy things like, “I can’t believe I get to spend the rest of my life with my best friend” or “I know I’m marrying you but…do you think I could still be in charge of your send off party? I’ve been planning this night for ten years and I will not have someone else mess those plans up.” 

Even after years of being together, still being in awe of the fact they get to have the one person they thought they’d never get. The person they helped ask other people out. The person they used to give the “you deserve someone who loves you for you” speech to. The person they used to look at and wonder why does it have to be you? The person they look at now and think it could never have been anyone else. 

Haikyuu Fics

> dork realises his feelings towards smol ball of sunshine
> two childern holding hands
> “dumbass!” freeform

> 94% angst
> 5% cuddles + angst
> 1% did i mention angst in the tags bc there’s angst
(bonus: major character death)
> AU galore
+ “rude, iwa-chan!”

> I AM STRAIGHt well hello there
> 40% sinnamon suga

> oh shit i like him but he’s like a friend to me and friends don’t do that what do i do and oh god here he comes i am totally not freaking out - asahi

> bro
> dude
> man
> we should fuck

> shut up yamaguchi i love you
> the fluff is strong in this one

> AKAAAASHI I LOVE YOU or *bokuto hiding behind kuroo everytime he sees akaashi bc he can’t handle his feelings* - there is no in between
> the shitty (but effective) matchmaker kuroo tetsurou
> flustered owls + pda

> “one minute, i need to clear this round”

> sin
+ a surprising amount of teeth rotting fluff
> ushiwaka

> flustered daichi/kuroo
> nerds @ college AU
> “holy shit those thighs” - kuroo

> sNARKy fluff
> saltyshima supreme
> ya’ll need bibles

> creampuff duo
> meme team ft. friendship & mutual banging

boyfriend! sehun

- teasing each other a lot

- “jagiya why do you keep staring at me”

- “i was just wondering how someone could be so ugly

- “jagiyaaa”

- lots of cafe dates

- staying up late all the time

- getting jealous of vivi

- because honestly that sob gets more action than you and he knows it

- you could cuddle next to sehun on the couch but then that little shit will run into his lap

- and he’d look at you with a smirk when sehun takes him into his arms instead (or the closest thing to a smirk a dog can muster) bc he kNOWS  

- hugging you a lot

- like he’d come back home from practice and he wouldn’t say anything. you’d just be standing there pouring yourself some water and then you’d hear him sigh and just snake his arms around your waist

- neck kisses

- he’d love nuzzling his nose into your neck

- sometimes he gets emotional at night and you’d hold him tightly bc even tho he’s a tall, broad-shouldered guy, he’s also a real softie

- “jagiya?”

- “yes, sehun?”

- “i know i don’t say it much…but i love you. you know how much i love you, right?”

- “yes, sehun”

- he’d love seeing you wear his clothes

- idk why everyone says sehuns against pda bc i see him being VERY touchy feely in public

- he’d randomly hold your hand and sit you on his lap when you’re out with friends

- he’d cheekily run his hand down your back

- and squeeze your ass when no one’s looking

- then he’d smirk and lick his lips when you hiss his name

- "you don’t have to say it so angrily you know you like it”

- “can you stop?”

- “thats not what you were saying last night”

- super cheeky bastard

- he’d think of you all the time

- if he’s walking home one evening and he sees something that reminds him of you he’ll buy it right away

- and he’ll be so excited to give it to you

- he’ll hide it somewhere you look often, like the fridge or next to the tv and then watch your reaction when you realize he got you something

- he loves seeing that little smile that lights up your face and the kiss that he knows will follow

- you’ll be the type of couple that’ll be sitting right across from each other at a cafe on your phones, tagging each other in memes

- “hey sehun?”

- “yes, babe?”

- “this looks like you”

- “can you not”

- randomly catching him looking at you

- then he’ll turn away shyly before you crawl into his lap and hug him

- his hugs are super warm and cuddly

- he’ll take you into his arms and wrap himself around you and press his cheek against your neck

- he’d love making you laugh. he thinks your laugh is the cutest thing in the world

- he’d make fun of you and you’d go “sehun!” and hit him but then the two of you would burst into laughter together

- he doesn’t smile much without incentive but he’s all smiles around you

a/n might turn into a series?? idk but this is what i imagine when i picture sehun as a bf :’) hope you enjoyed!

my brain, 2am : smh fuckin go to sleep
me : sSHUT UP i need them cuddling right HERE and NOWHH

Being Michael’s wife would include...
  • sexting a lot a lot even if you two are in the same room
  • neck kisses
  • dying your hair together
    • twinning hair colors (some intentional, others unintentional)
  • cute ass nicknames 
  • the kinkiest sex
  • constant PDA
    • “Pleeeeeease”
    • “NO”
  • a shit ton of cuddling
  • attempting to cook for each other
    • “This is fucking terrible.”
    • “I’ll order pizza?”
    • “You know me so well.”
  • late nights playing video games
  • “Michael my eyes are up here.”
  • piggy back rides
  • him posting a ton of cute photos/videos of you two together on all his social media
  • lots of fast food dates
  • air guitar battles in your underwear
  • attempting to watch scary movies with him
    • “I’ll protect you Mikey”
  • grumpy/needy Michael
  • lazy days all the time


Request Imagines // Ask Me Anything

Infinite as birds

[with the help of @www-modcloth-com]

Sunggyu - (peacock) Very flashy, bling bling banjjak banjjak. Screams occasionally. Basically tries to be a show off while doing nothing. 

Dongwoo - (chickadee) Forever cute and special. Tiny and hops around singing. Here to have a good time. 

Woohyun - (parrot) Won’t shut up, ever. Has a poppin nose. Here to be annoying but ends up being adorable. 

Hoya - (swan) Resting bitch face for days. Glow up was real. Looks nice but will bite you. 

Sungyeol - (seagull) Wild af. Squawking 99% of the time. Sneaks and scares the shit out of people. More squawking. 

Myungsoo - (penguin) Waddles. Likes to cuddle with anything and everything. Low key dying. 

Sungjong - (flamingo) Fabulous. Legs for days. Can’t stop wont stop. Might try to eat you. Watch me be beautiful. 

some days i find myself sad, so i go look for comfort, but every time i think about who could comfort me, the goddamn straw hat pirates pop into my head. then, i get even more sad because those fucktruck pirates aren’t even real. i want a refund

@neuromagpie​ and i were talking about chirrut and baze and how they are peak Gay Married In Space, so here’s some headcanons from that conversation:

  • they’ve been married for 30 years. they switch back and forth between delighting in introducing each other as “my husband” and pretending they don’t know each other in order to mess with people
  • they also constantly give each other shit
  • chirrut complains about baze almost shooting him. baze rolls his eyes about chirrut’s praying, especially because it seems to work. 
  • “i keep telling him not to fight 15 people at once. why does he keep winning. is he just doing it to prove me wrong”–baze, probably
  • baze isn’t actually all that interested in fighting. he prefers gardening, but chirrut keeps starting shit, so baze ended up with the World’s Biggest Gun in order to keep him safe (and defend his garden)
  • they clean each other up after fights and then cuddle. chirrut helps baze out of his gun harness–he doesn’t need to see to do it, he’s done it so many times–and leans in, brushes baze’s hair away from his neck and presses his face against it
  • of course, when the empire shows up on jedha, they destroy most growing things, including baze’s garden
  • chirrut finds baze looking out over the smoldering remains. he puts his hand on baze’s shoulder. “i’m gonna punch all of them in the throat,” he says solemnly. baze puts his head in his hands. he loves his husband.
  • Oikawa: Iwa-chaaaaannnn
  • Iwaizumi: What is i t ?
  • Oikawa: Why can't you do cute things with me like those two *points at Daichi and Suga cuddling on a bench*
  • Iwaizumi: Well first of all you annoy the shit out of me-
  • Oikawa: *Clings onto Iwaizumi* why don't you love me Iwa-chaaan
  • Iwaizumi: someone please h e l p
  • Iwaizumi in his head: y e s
BTS reaction to you being open about casual skinship

anonymous asked:  Could I request a bts reaction to you (s/o or crush or friend w/E) being very open about casual skinship (like friendly cuddles, hair ruffles, cheek kisses, hugs, back hugs, etc?)
Jin- *Be affectionate back to you*

Originally posted by sunshine-hobi

Suga- “Come here, let me hug you”

Originally posted by minpuffs

Jimin- “even though you messed up my hair, you’re still cute”

Originally posted by bwipsul

Jungkook- “Maybe we can do more than just hugging and kissing”

Originally posted by donewithjeon

Jhope- “Come give me a hug! I deserve it after a long concert!”

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Rap Monster- “I love it when you hug me even if you scared the shit out of me”

Originally posted by forjimin

V- “I didn’t get my daily hug and kisses”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Stiles Stilinski Masterlist!


Originally posted by sourwolf-did-you-just

The One With The Fake Out  ( @leejongssuk )

Stiles is so close to admitting his feeling but fucks it up so reader decides to screw with him. Pretty great guys. Here’s her whole masterlist too. Its great guys.

Imagine… ( @imaginationkingdom​ )

Reader is jealous and Stiles is cute. 

Soul Mate Doodling ( @twpackimagines​ )

Soul mate Au. omgomgomg this is so frick fracking cute like kill me.

It’s Cold Outside ( @dunbarsweetheartxo )

I need Stiles to be real. Like shit why isn’t he real? I need a Stiles to cuddle it’s cold all the fucking time. 

Worse Than Werewolfs: Matchmaking Teachers @imaginesofeveryfandom)

This is literally so cute cuz Coach is a freak 

Recon ( @randomfandom-imagines )

Sweet, smol, terrifying babes Allison and Lydia force you to tell them who your crush is.

Heartbeat ( @adriannahobrien09 )

Scott notices Stile heartbeat around you its like dud fuck thats cute

How To Win Spin The Bottle ( @imagine-the-imaginable ME)

Stiles is stupid and suggest playing a game of spin the bottle at a party as an excuse to kiss reader. He gets pretty upset when it doesn’t work..ish


Originally posted by i-dontfollow-instructions

Imagine…  ( @sincerelysaraahh

Damn. Just Damn.

Pack > Mates ( @thevirginwinchester )

Bam, bam chcken and ham. Jeep smut


Immature ( @beta-banshees

So like Liam chests on reader (kill me) and she’s sad an goes to Stiles and like damn. Here’s their masterlist. 

Don’t Touch Her ( @twpackimagines )


Let Her Go ( @selenabrien )

My heart. It  b u r n s. Why is he such a fucking good person???


Originally posted by teenwxlfimagines

Dating Stiles would include~ 

X ( @melwritesshit )

X ( @dunbarsweetheartxo

Stiles Having A Crush on You Would Include… X ( @skygrounderprincess)

Imagine Going to McDonalds with Stiles. X  ( @ourteenwolfs )

How he teases you X ( @wolfy-smut​ )

Imagine wearing Stiles jersey X ( @b3autifuldisast3rrr )

Imagine Stiles Not Wanting to Stop Talking to You X  ( @ourteenwolfs)

Telling Scott & Stiles you have a crush so Stiles preps to fight X  ( @cheshire-asylum​) 

Imagine being Dean’s daughter and telling him you’re dating Stiles X @sincerelysaraahh) I’m still not sure how my mind processes this 

Imagine Wearing Stiles Shirt X ( @imaginationkingdom )

Imagine Stiles Cuddleing Up to Your Hand X ( @ourteenwolfs

Imagine Liam Flirting With You And Stiles Seeing X ( @ourteenwolfs​) Lowkey you should totally make a full fic for this.

“You could have told me you felt like this” X ( @wiccanthrope )

To all the writers on this list if you don’t want to be on it just message me but just a side-note you’re all amazing writers! Absolutely fantastic! And if anybody has more fics they write/ find they think should be added just sent it my way! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @stilinskxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by pereswagposts