the cube… the cube! THE CUBE! THE CUBE!! THE CUBE!! THE CUBE THE CUBE
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All the voice work and editing done by yours truly. :^)
I’m sick of this discrimination against Rubik’s cubes. Something to be solved means that there’s something wrong with it already; there’s like a problem that needs solving. But Rubik’s cubes, all disheveled, all over the place, that diversity, that cornucopia, that cacophony… cacophony’s the wrong word, kaleidoscope of colors that is on that Rubik’s cube is beautiful, man.
jacksepticeye, frequent defender of rubik’s cube rights (MR. POTATO MAN | Reading Your Comments #104 via youtube)
Our party had a near-TPK against two gelatinous cubes and an otyugh, kicked off when the cleric ran towards the cubes and rolled really bad. After some rerolls for new characters, we run into another cube:
Former cleric, now druid: “I’m going to move towards the cube.” DM: “You feel like in a past life this was a bad idea.”
Danny needs a fidget cube so he can focus during important superhero meetings. However, his favoritesides are the ones that make clicky noises, and it drives Tony Stark and Nick Fury crazy (which is only half the reason he likes those ones the best).