cuba gooding jr how could you

Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You. Were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed. To be watching the door, Ashley Katchadourian. Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian? These are a little girl’s arms. A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She’s a pencil. She’s a swizzle stick. You can use her as a pool noodle. And now I’m holding up her arms. Her arms. I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door. A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian. A girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing the fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my God. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us. Like the Japanese you are. And me, I’m Ben Affleck, I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking girls’ arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr disappointing everybody. Live with that.

ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN!
You were supposed to be watching the door
You were supposed to be watching the door
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR!
Ashley Katchadourian
Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian?
A little girls arms
A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head!
She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzle stick!
You can use her as a pool noodle
And now I’m holding up her arms…HER ARMS!
I’m holding them because you werent watching the door
A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian
A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS!
Do you know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor?
Seeing the FUCKING Japanese museum?
We had our own Pearl Harbor here today
Oh my God? How could you do this to us?
YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE!
And me, I’m Ben Affleck, I’m Ben Affleck and I’m HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRLS ARMS!
AND YOURE CUBA GOODING JR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY
LIVE WITH THAT!

“River did not make it to the October Hollywood premiere of My Own Private Idaho in the fall of 1991, spurring speculation that he was not interested. Why did he not attend? Well, you could call it car trouble of sorts. He did plan to be at the showing, which was held on a Friday night. When he left Florida in his car in what he thought was plenty of time to drive the nearly 3,000-mile trip from Gainesville to Los Angeles, he simply miscalculated how long it would take. He arrived safely, but on the Saturday morning after the event! River was upset that he missed the premiere, particularly after Keanu told him what a ‘cool crowd’ it attracted"

Guests included Brad Pitt, Drew Barrymore, Cuba Gooding Jr, Christian Slater & Winona Ryder

me: I’m fine

Me internally: ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN!
You were supposed to be watching the door
You were supposed to be watching the door
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR!
Ashley Katchadourian
Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian?
A little girls arms
A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head!
She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzle stick!
You can use her as a pool noodle
And now I’m holding up her arms…HER ARMS!
I’m holding them because you werent watching the door
A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian
A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS!
Do you know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor?
Seeing the FUCKING Japanese museum?
We had our own Pearl Harbor hear today
Oh my God? How could you do this to us?
YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE!
And me, I’m Ben Affleck, I’m Ben Affleck and I’m HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRLS ARMS!
AND YOURE CUBA GOODING JR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY
LIVE WITH THAT!

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: You were supposed to be watching the door! ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN! Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian? These are a little girl’s arms! A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She’s a pencil, she’s a swizzle stick. You can use her as a pool noodle. And now I’m holding up her arms! Arms! I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door! A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian. A girl lost her fucking arms! Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese museum?! We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my god! How could you do this to us?! You literally bombed us, like the Japanese you are! And me, I’m Ben Affleck, and I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking girl’s arms! And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr. disappointing everybody! Live with that!
Ashley Katchadorian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed to be watching the door!  Ashley Katchadorian! Do you know what these are? These are a little girl’s arms. A little girl with dreams, the legs, with a head. She’s a pencil. She’s a swizzle stick. You can use her as a pool noodle. And now I’m holding up her arms! Arms! I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door. A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadorian. A girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese Museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my god. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us. Like the Japanese you are. And me, I’m Ben Affleck, and Im Ben Affleck and I’m holding up two fucking girls’ arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr disappointing everybody. Live with that!
—  Trisha Cappelletti
  • Radio DJ: Iggy give us a freestyle
  • Iggy:
  • Iggy:
  • Iggy: Ashley Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed to be watching the DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED, TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS. WITH LEGS. WITH A HEAD. SHE'S A PENCIL. SHE'S A SWIZZLE-STICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS, ARMS. I'M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR. A girl lost her arms, Ashley KATCHADOURIAN. A girl lost her FUCKING arms. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED while you were in Pearl Harbour? Seeing the FUCKIN' Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbour here today. OH MY GOD, how could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us. Like the Japanese you are! And me, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two fucking little girl's arms. And you're Cuba Gooding Jr., disappointing everyone. LIVE WITH THAT
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  • Ashley Katchadourian: Oh hey Trisha, Jenna Dapananian said you wanted to see me.
  • Trisha: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door.
  • Ashley Katchadourian: Oh, no, I know, it's just my family and I we went to Pearl Harbor for 2 weeks, so that's kind of a thing we do every year. Didn't you get the vacation request form I submitted before I-
  • Trisha: You... were supposed to be watching the door...
  • Ashley Katchadourian: Well, yeah, I know, but I submitted the form and I was going to-
  • Trisha: You were supposed... to be watching the door! Ashley Katchadourian!!!
  • Ashley Katchadourian: Um, Trisha, are you ok-
  • Trisha: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN?! THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS. WITH LEGS. WITH A HEAD.
  • Ashley Katchadourian: Really, Trisha, I-
  • Trisha: SHE'S A PENCIL, SHE'S A SWIZZLESTICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS!
  • Ashley Katchadourian: : Okay, but-but I was-
  • Trisha: I'M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T WATCHING THE DOOR.
  • Ashley Katchadourian: : Uh- I....was at Pearl Harbor.
  • Trisha: A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR?! SEEING THE FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM?! WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE! AND ME.....I'M BEN AFFLECK. AND I'M BEN AFFLECK AND I'M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL'S ARMS. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR. DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY.
  • Ashley Katchadourian: : *cries and runs away*
  • Trisha: LIVE WITH THAT!

hearts-in-a-box replied to your post

MPGIS Is iconic.. “YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR”

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE! AND ME.. I’M BEN AFFLECK. AND I’M BEN AFFLECK AND I’M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL’S ARMS. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JR. DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY

  • Interviewer: yo Iggy drop us a freestyle
  • Iggy: Ashley Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. You were supposed to be watching the door. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. They are a little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. SHE'S A PENCIL. SHE'S A SWIZZLE STICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS! I'm holding them because you weren't watching the door. A girl lost her arms. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS! Do you know what has transpired since you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing the fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us like the Japanese you are! AND ME, I'M BEN AFFLACK! And I'm Ben Afflack and I'm holding two fucking girl's arms. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR. Disappointing everybody. LIVE WITH THAT!
  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: Ashley. Katchadourian. You. Were. Supposed. To. Be. Watching. The. Door..…YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. You were supposed to be watching the door…ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRLS ARMS. A little girl with dreams. With legs. With a head. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE-STICK. You can use her as a pool noodle. AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS, I’M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T WATCHING THE DOOR..a girl lost her arms.. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. Do you know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing the FUCKIN’ Japanese museum? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us like the Japanese you are! AND ME, I’M BEN AFFLECK. And I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two FUCKING girl arms. AND YOU’RE CUBA GOODING JR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!!!!!
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Ashley Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. You were supposed to be watching the door. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. They are a little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. SHE'S A PENCIL. SHE'S A SWIZZLE STICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS! I'm holding them because you weren't watching the door. A girl lost her arms. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS! Do you know what has transpired since you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing the fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us like the Japanese you are! AND ME, I'M BEN AFFLACK! And I'm Ben Afflack and I'm holding two fucking girl's arms. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JR. Disappointing everybody. LIVE WITH THAT!

anonymous asked:

ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN! You were supposed to be watching the door You were supposed to be watching the door You WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR!Ashley Katchadourian Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian?A little girls arms A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head!She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzle stick!You can use her as a pool noodle And now I’m holding up her arms…HER ARMS!I’m holding them because you weren't watching the door A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadouria

A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS!
Do you know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor?
Seeing the FUCKING Japanese museum?
We had our own Pearl Harbor hear today
Oh my God? How could you do this to us?
YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE!
And me, I’m Ben Affleck, I’m Ben Affleck and I’m HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRLS ARMS!
AND YOURE CUBA GOODING JR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY
LIVE WITH THAT!

Host: iggy drop us a freestyle
Iggy:
Iggy:
Iggy:
Iggy: alright here it goes
Iggy:Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchedorean? These are a little girl’s arms. A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She’s a pencil! She’s a swizzle stick! You can use her as a pool noodle! And now I’m holding up her arms. I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door. A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchedorean. A girl lost her fucking arms! Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor seeing a fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today! How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us, like the Japanese you are! And me? I’m Ben Affleck. I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking girl’s arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr. dissapointing everyone. Live with that.

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  • Ashley.... Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You... Were supposed to be watching the door. You werr supposed... TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN! Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian!? These are a little girls arms! A little girl with dreams... With legs... With a head! She's a pencil! She's a swizzlestick! You can use her as a pool noodle! And now Im holding up her arms! Her arms! Im holding them because you werent watching the door! A girl lost her arms Ashley Katchadourian! A girl lost her fucking arms! Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor, seeing the fucking Japanese museum!? We had out own Pearl Harbor here today! Oh my god! How could you do this to us!? You literally bombed us! Like the Japanese you are.. And me... Im Ben Affleck! And Im Ben Affleck and Im holding two fucking girl's arms! And you're Cuba Gooding, Jr. disappointing everybody! LIVE WITH THAT!